Hong Lei’s classic quotations

1. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. Every successful man has a quick broadcast icon on his computer desktop.

2. Life is a lamp, and work is oil. If you want the lamp to stay on, you have to refuel. Friends are power, and society is money. Only with more money can you have power.

3. Men can conquer the world, and women can conquer men.

4. Why do the words "love" appear at the end of family, friendship, affection, and love? Because true love comes to the end.

5. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

6. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

7. See yourself clearly through great ups and downs, and recognize your friends clearly through great ups and downs.

8. Love is like two people stretching a rubber band. The one left behind is always the one who is unwilling to let go.

9. Men can never be satisfied in their careers. They must be satisfied emotionally. If you are not satisfied, you will not be happy. Hong Lei's 2021 classic quotations

1. From now on, as long as you are my Hong Lei friend, if you have no money, just let me know, and I can tell you how I spent my days without money.

2. Why don’t I like to watch Xinwen Lianbo now? It’s because I have watched Xinwen Lianbo for more than ten years and I haven’t seen the finale.

3. Darlings, remember, pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity.

4. Many people are asking, Hong Lei, how old are you? I tell you today that I have been a virgin for seventeen years and finally turned eighteen last night. ——Exceptionally pure.

5. When you are proud, your friends know you; when you are in trouble, you know your friends.

6. Look at a temple from a distance, but look at our alma mater from a close distance, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 monks. Why?

7. Don’t watch AV all the time, and don’t look at what’s behind the two letters AV on the keyboard.

8. Life is like a chess game. I am willing to be a pawn. Although my actions are slow, whoever sees me takes a step back.

9. In today’s society, I don’t even dare to like beautiful women. I want to fall in love with a mermaid. Mermaid, I love you, but you are the only one who won’t cheat, because she doesn’t have that function.

10. No matter how strong-willed Hong Lei is, he will still be lost without your temptation.

11. Crab wants to touch the bastard’s face, but the big brother in society is too conspicuous.

12. Remember a friend is a friend who sees you through and still likes to be by your side, and will not dislike you.

13. The highest state of good brothers is that in the eyes of others, you look like you are gay.

14. Do things according to the weather, and behave against your personality.

15. I don’t need everyone to nod when I do things. I live to make people who don’t like me more and more unhappy.

16. There is always one person whose tone of voice changes and your whole world collapses.

17. Remember, life must be wasted on beautiful things, and weight must be wasted on delicious food.

18. There are all kinds of life, do it and cherish it.

19. Suffering is also a day, happiness is also a day, why not spend the day leisurely.

20. Either study or travel, both mind and body must be on the road. The world is so big, I want to see it - resign.

21. Poverty cannot wait. Over time, you will become accustomed to poverty. Not only will you not be able to break through yourself, you will even lose your dreams.

22. Forget about people who are not worthy of what I do, and erase things that are not worthy of my thoughts. Everything is just a cloud. So realistic.

23. Don’t laugh too much, or it will be disaster.

24. An open society and an open song. If you like me, just say so.

25. In fact, I don’t ask for a good match, I just want to feel right. As long as the wine is right, the little brother will be heartbroken.

26. Walking through the streets and alleys, there are spicy hotpots everywhere, beer belly, crew cut, big gold chain Yellow Crane Tower, soft China, jadeite creek, the shorter the hair, the more awesome, shirtless, Showing tattoos, dreaming about driving fast, wearing mink, squeezing in the bus, hair falling everywhere, holding apples, without a pocket, swaying to attract thieves. Hong Lei

1. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money!

2. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s just that you’re not good enough!

3. When you call someone "grandfather", you have also been a grandchild before!

4. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like gods, but be afraid of buddies who are like dogs!

5. The more people I come into contact with, the more I like dogs!

6. It’s dark, the roads are slippery, and society is complicated!

7. While you and I raise our voices. Don't hurt yourself anymore!

8. You know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know your depths!

9. Pussy is the same pussy, with a high bottom on the face!

10. A beautiful woman is not as good as a beautiful life!

11. Men can conquer the world, and women can conquer men!

12. Family affection, affection, affection, love, why are the words "love" at the end, because the real love is at the end!

13. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.

14. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt.

15. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

16. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

17. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

18. The person burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda.

19. When I’m drunk, I won’t obey anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

20. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

21. The effect of contraception: If it fails, you will become an adult.

22. What is love in the world? One thing brings down another thing.

23. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not all people are human.

24. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

25. Don’t brag. Please give it back to the cow, because the cow also needs sex.

26. When we were young, we regarded toys as friends. When we grow up, our friends regard us as friends. As a toy,

27. Nowadays, the girl is so great. She is alone in the world. She is pregnant without knowing it. She has a child without a father.

28. Don’t always mention brother to others when nothing happens, and mention brother to others more often. You are all fake. When there is nothing, you are the elder brother and the younger brother is younger. When there is something wrong with brother, who of you cares.

29. Don’t use your monthly salary to challenge my pocket money

30. People. of. Life is like pooping. Sometimes you have tried very hard, but all that comes out is a fart.

31. See yourself clearly through great ups and downs, and recognize your friends clearly through great ups and downs.

32. So we must. pull. light. The attitude is opposite. Hold. Egg. Life, life is like toilet paper, try to use it as little as possible.

33. Do you know me? ah? If you know me, don't move. If you move, I'll play music and make you die.

34. Hong Lei’s continuous efforts now are all to realize what he once boasted about when he was a child

35. If you are not capable, you have to pretend to be others. If you are capable, just pretend to others. Don’t always pretend. I haven't seen you there.

Tu Lei's classic quotations

Tu Lei's classic quotations:

In fact, when we watch some TV programs in life, we may be more impressed except for some of our favorite hosts. In addition to people and celebrities, some of the things they said on the show are also relatively classic, just like Tu Lei. Tu Lei is a male host from Mainland China. He served as the host of Tianjin Satellite TV's workplace recruitment program "It's You". In the same year, he served as an emotional mentor in Tianjin Satellite TV's emotional variety show "Love Defense". To be honest, sometimes some words or sentences said by Tu Lei are indeed quite classic. The following is a selection of Tu Lei's classic quotations compiled by Sentence Internet Cafe for you, the latest in 20xx.

1. Happiness is very simple, just being together.

2. What you like may not be what you are good at, and what you are good at may not be what you like.

3. The true heartlessness of a woman is to ignore you at all.

4. In fact, life is about pursuing maximum happiness in constant compromise, trade-offs and giving up.

5. Whole-hearted dedication can be moved, but it may not be heart-warming.

6. Sometimes, people are just too happy, so things happen. It is by supporting each other to move forward that those who are faltering can go further.

7. If you manage feelings properly, your investment will bear fruit. But if you just take risks, that’s not called investing, it’s called stealing. The consequence of stealing a chicken is that you lose the rice by stealing the chicken.

8. To see whether a woman really loves you, you need to see whether she is willing to accompany you when you are hungry and cold; to see whether a man really loves you, you need to see whether he is willing to accompany you when you are hungry and cold. When the spring breeze is triumphant, does he still take good care of you?

9. Accompanying each other day and night may produce feelings, but it may not produce love.

10. Love as you should, put it in your heart, and do whatever you want.

11. As an artist, you should not expose your ugly self while conveying beauty.

12. In fact, there are many turning points in life. Every time you choose a turning point, the next scenery will be completely different.

13. No choice is the best choice. The art of life lies in giving up, and giving up is for better possessions.

14. In a certain period of life, a person should have three choices: one is what you can do; the other is what you can do; and the other is what you should do.

15. In fact, women rely on intuition and smell, and men always think that they are unaware.

16. You often get what you don’t ask for, but in fact you don’t get what you ask for.