For the celebration of the school, our department produced a program, which is similar to TV news. If we want to insert an advertisement in the middle, we need an interesting advertisement.

Rossini watch time always follow me! Time exists because of me.

Want to know the taste of Qingzui buccal tablets?

Radar mosquito repellent: mosquito killing

Let's do it better. (Philips)

Intel Pentium: Give the computer a Pentium "core".

Diamonds last forever, diamonds last forever.

Did you drink today? (robust)

Funny advertising words (1)

A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster.

The headmaster asked: Why not go from the school gate?

Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei don't take the usual road.

The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over?

He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible.

The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall?

He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying.

The next day, he entered the school from the main entrance.

The headmaster asked, why don't you climb over the wall?

He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day, he dressed up as a gangster.

The headmaster said: you can't wear gangsters!

He said, you are what you wear, Mason.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school.

The headmaster said you can't wear a vest to school.

He said, man, simple is good, love fort clothes.

The headmaster said I would give you a bigger score.

He said: Why?

The headmaster said, M-Zone, my site is my decision!

Funny advertising words (2)

■ An advertisement of a sound company-"One call and four responses!"

■ A jiaozi store advertisement-"Everything!"

■ An advertisement for a lime factory-"Starting from scratch!"

■ A pawnshop advertisement-"deserved!"

■ The advertisement of a hat company-"Take people by their hats!"

■ A barber shop advertisement-"Nothing!"

■ A pharmacy advertisement-"I'm happy!"

■ An advertisement of a smoking cessation association-"Never let a woman who smokes do it.

Friend, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray! "

■ A typewriter advertisement-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

■ An optical shop advertisement-"Eyes are the windows of the soul, for

To protect your brain, please install glass on your window.

Funny advertising words (3)

■ No-smoking advertisements in public places-"In order to make carpets not

There are holes. In order to make your lungs have no holes, please don't.

Smoking. "

■ A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim,

If you swim, please don't brake and go straight. "

■ New book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire.

Unmarried, he wants the object described in this novel.

The heroine wrote it! "

■ An advertisement in the car showroom-"Always let the driver hold it.

The photo expired before you. "

■ A traffic safety advertisement-"Remember, God won't.

It's perfect. It has auto parts, and

No one. "

Funny advertising words (4)

■ A cosmetic advertisement-"Spot as soon as possible, please don't.

Leave the pox. "

■ An advertisement for a washing machine-"A wife and a good mother!"

■ An advertisement for a sour fruit juice drink-"A little parting is sour, and we get together.

Sweetheart. "

■ An advertisement of a printing company-"In addition to banknotes, print one.

Stop. "

■ A flower shop advertisement-"The price of roses in our shop today.

This is the cheapest. You can even buy some flowers for your wife. "

■ An advertisement for a beauty salon-"Please don't walk out of this book with me.

Courtyard girl accosted, she may be your grandmother. "

Funny advertising words (5)

■ An advertisement for enrollment in a French class-"If you listen,

After a class, you find that you don't like this class, you can.

Ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French. "

■ A job advertisement-"Looking for a female secretary, it looks great.

A young girl thinks like an adult and acts like a mature person.

Lady, work like a donkey! "

■ An eye drop advertisement-"After dropping this eye drop, it will hurt your eyes.

A few eye movements can make eye drops spread all over the world. "

■ A barber shop advertisement-"Don't think that you have lost your hair.

You should have won face. "

Funny advertising words (6)

■ When the monkey entered the cornfield, he broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found that there was a better one, so he broke off the other with his left hand and put it under his right armpit. In this cycle, the monkey was busy for a long time, but there was no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who is on sentry duty is anxious: "Well, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" " "

■ A group of monkeys are connected end to end, trying to catch the moon in the river. Time and time again, they couldn't succeed. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard."

Funny advertising words (7)

■ The fox saw a full frame of ripe grapes from a distance, and began to run and take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... finally, I can only give up painfully. The crow standing high said, "Mr. Fox, I dare say this grape is still sour." The fox swallowed and sighed, "delicious, visible." Hey! "

■ The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously couldn't drink these sweet liquids. It thought about it and decided to pick up small stones with its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose and the crow had a nice drink. At this time, several birds flew over, and the crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Did you drink today?"

Funny advertising words (8)

■ When the monkey entered the cornfield, he broke off one with his right hand and put it under his left armpit, and found that there was a better one, so he broke off the other with his left hand and put it under his right armpit. In this cycle, the monkey was busy for a long time, but there was no sign of stopping. At this time, the companion who is on sentry duty is anxious: "Well, have you found a good one?" The monkey who broke the corn turned around and said seriously, "There is no best, only better!" " "

■ A group of monkeys are connected end to end, trying to catch the moon in the river. Time and time again, they couldn't succeed. An ignorant little monkey was anxious: "When can we catch the moon?" "Don't you see?" The Monkey King said seriously: "We have been working hard."

Funny advertising words (9)

■ The fox saw a full frame of ripe grapes from a distance, and began to run and take off from a distance. Once, twice, three times ... finally, I can only give up painfully. The crow standing high said, "Mr. Fox, I dare say this grape is still sour." The fox swallowed and sighed, "delicious, visible." Hey! "

■ The crow found half a bottle of fruit milk, and its mouth obviously couldn't drink these sweet liquids. It thought about it and decided to pick up small stones with its mouth and throw them into the bottle one by one. After unremitting efforts, the water surface rose and the crow had a nice drink. At this time, several birds flew over, and the crow licked its mouth and looked at everyone: "Did you drink today?"

Funny advertising words (10)

■ The monkeys were obviously dissatisfied with their master's feeding plan and couldn't help getting angry. In order to appease them, the host decided to change to chop and change. The monkeys were happy for a while, but they soon found that they were cheated again because the total amount did not increase. The monkeys felt cheated and collectively negotiated with their owners. The monkeys looked at their master hopefully. "how about it? How much will it give us this time? " The host took the dish angrily and weighed it in his hand: "one is early and the other is late."

■ A mouse climbed to the top of the oil bottle, put its tail into the bottle, and the oil dripped down along its tail. The other mouse ate greedily below, reluctant to leave. The mouse on guard was anxious: "Are you full? How does it taste? " The mouse who drank the oil smacked his lips: "Didi Xiang, I'm still unfinished!" " "

Funny advertising words (1 1)

■ The tiger ran with the fox for a while, and sure enough, the small animals in the forest were silent when they saw the fox. Seeing this, the tiger can't help admiring: "Yes, you can!" " The fox smiled proudly and said, "My talent comes from your elegance. "

■ When a tiger invites a wolf to dinner, it is inevitable to ask the wolf for advice: "What do you like to eat?" The wolf danced with excitement: "sheep, sheep!" " "

Funny advertising words (12)

■ The crocodile broke the bison's neck effortlessly and ate it up. Crocodile bird flew over: "Dude, what a big appetite." The crocodile didn't look back: "Good teeth and good appetite are good. Is it delicious? "

■ The crocodile bird said, "Let me help you pick your teeth." "Why?" The crocodile bird said mysteriously, "Our goal is-no tooth decay."

■ Toad finally jumped out of the well and saw the vast world outside. He couldn't help feeling: "Life can be better!"

■ At this time, the sky flew over a flock of swans, and toad stared at the swans intently, drooling. The frog on the side wondered, "Big Brother, what are you thinking?" Toad's eyes never left the swan's figure and said, "My heart is flying."

■ Frog shook his head: "Don't think about it, it's impossible." "no!" Toad became serious: "Anything is possible."

■ "However, no toad can ever eat swan meat." Frogs disdain. "I can!" Toad raised his neck, very determined.