"One hundred and eighty cups, how about this wine? Let me blow it for you."

"One hundred and eighty glasses, how do you like this wine? Let me tell you." This is a line in the sketch "Working Adventures".

"Working Adventures"

Director: You Erqun

Authors: Shi Lin, Shen Yongnian

Performers: Zhao Lirong, Gong Hanlin, Jin Pearl

Composer: Zhang Lei

Secretary: Attention, everyone, the general manager is here! (Ratsky march plays)

Manager: (dancing, jumping, suddenly shouting) Stop, stop, stop...!

Secretary: What’s wrong?

Manager: Our western restaurant has been renamed Queen Mother Restaurant, why are we still playing this song?

Secretary: Oh, the music is wrong...

Manager: Let me tell you!

Secretary: Hey!

Manager: Give me some attention. Our Queen Mother Restaurant is opening today and we are recruiting Cixi to serve as a waiter, but we found 37 old ladies and none of them look like it. I wonder how this one will be today. The old lady No. 38 is called to court...

Secretary: To be called to court?

Manager: Not that one!

Secretary: Hey. No. 38——No. 38——

Old lady No. 38: Here we come!

Secretary: Here we come!

Manager: Hey, you old lady is so energetic!

Old lady No. 38: I remember back then (Manager: Ah) I was a militiaman - a platoon leader!

Manager/Secretary: Hey hey hey (Manager: militia platoon leader) Hey hey hey...

Old lady No. 38: Hello, comrades!

Manager: Hello, old lady!

Old lady No. 38: Comrades, thank you for your hard work!

Manager: Stop nagging, are you willing to work in our restaurant?

Old lady No. 38: Yes!

Manager: Ah.

Old lady No. 38: Our village is now rich (Manager: Ah), and we also want to open a big restaurant and develop tourism resources (Manager: Ah). I don't work for you to make money, I work here to learn the experience of opening a restaurant.

Manager: Oh, I’m accepted~~

Old lady No. 38: Thank you!

Manager: You’re welcome, (talking to himself) I’m willing to hire someone for free.

Old lady No. 38: Let’s work?

Manager: You have to do what you say, stay alert and get ready to drive... Hehehehe, what is this you are holding?

Old lady No. 38: The rag is soft and absorbent. If you clean the table, it will be polished...

Manager: Hey hey hey, don't rush to work yet. Let the old lady open her eyes~

Secretary: Let’s go——(music starts)

Manager: Look, look, look.

Old lady No. 38: Oh, this girl is so handsome!

Manager: Beautiful!

Old lady No. 38: This cheongsam is fine, but this rag is too small. Come on, give me this one.

Manager: That’s a handkerchief... I’ll give it to you later. You put on your work clothes.

Old lady No. 38: Me, me, me, I wear this too?

Manager: You are different from them.

Old lady No. 38: Let me tell you, you can’t work if you wear this.

Manager: Yes, take the old lady to try on clothes~~

Old lady No. 38: Where can I try on clothes?

Manager: Go behind.

(Almost at the same time) Secretary: This way, please~

Manager: Oops, old lady... answer the phone (said to secretary)

Secretary: Hello, hello, we are the Queen Mother Restaurant (Manager: Yes, tell him, we have changed to the Queen Mother Restaurant). We are from the Price Bureau!

Manager: What’s going on?

Secretary: Please quote the price of the vegetables.

Manager: Just say I’m not here~!

Secretary: Hey, our manager said he is not here.

Manager: (seizing the phone with his hands) You don’t even know how to lie! Hey, I'm not here, ah, no, no, no, no, he's not here, hehehe, I'm his female secretary. Don't worry, our food prices are fair, reasonable, high-quality and low-price. He will definitely give you a call when he comes back. Okay, Goodbye, bye. Hehehehe! No one is allowed to answer the phone again!

Secretary: Hey!

Manager: What are you going to do next?

Secretary: Are you dressed?

Old lady No. 38: Dressed——

Secretary: Please——

(music starts)

Manager: Let me see, let me see, hey hey hey, ok, so beautiful, oh, please don’t shake this rag!

Old lady No. 38: I’m using it here instead of a handkerchief.

Manager: Please take a seat, old man. Please take a seat - I really didn’t expect that when you put on these clothes, you look like the reincarnation of Cixi~~

Old lady No. 38: So and so Who who who?

Manager: Cixi...

Old lady No. 38: Cixi? Is she the empress dowager who eats more than 200 dishes in one meal?

Manager: (Kneel down and salute) Chat!

Old lady No. 38: No, no, no, no... I am an eighth-generation poor peasant. Her status is too high. I won’t pretend to be like this.

Manager: This has nothing to do with the ingredients. To tell you the truth, I am recruiting you to dress up as Cixi and accompany the guests to dinner!

Old lady No. 38: That’s even worse.

Manager: What’s wrong?

Old lady No. 38: There are documents, escorts are not allowed~

Manager: Oh... I won’t let you really accompany me to eat, so I will let you stand here and give it to them Be the commentator!

Old lady No. 38: Oh, that is to say, I stood while others were sitting (Manager: Yes), and I watched while they were eating (Manager: Yes). Then Cixi is not miserable~

Manager: Why haven’t you understood your identity yet?

Old lady No. 38: What is my identity?

Manager: I won’t tell you, I just want you to dress up as Cixi and invite guests to dinner!

Old lady No. 38: If you had said this earlier, wouldn’t I have understood?

Manager: What is your identity?

Old lady No. 38: I am that caretaker!

Manager: Hey, yes, you are the one... don't say that to the outside world.

Old lady No. 38: What are you afraid of? It has been exposed on TV a long time ago. Those who sell cloth have cloth holders, those who sell socks have sock holders, and those who sell shoes have shoe holders. I am that rice Trust!

Manager: It seems you understand, don’t you?

Old lady No. 38: I have understood it a long time ago.

Manager: Okay, okay, hey, business training begins!

Secretary: Serve the food——

Manager: Old man, please take a look——

Old lady No. 38: What is this?

Manager: Palace Yuye Wine.

Old lady No. 38: Did the emperor drink?

Manager: Yes!

Old lady No. 38: Can I smell it?

Manager: Please——

Old lady No. 38: Fragrant (like).

Manager: It smells good.

Old lady No. 38: Like Erguotou.

Secretary: What does it mean to be like Erguotou? It’s the water mixed with Erguotou!

Manager: Hey... nonsense! What kind of Erguotou is mixed with water! When you get here, you have to call Palace Yuye Wine~

Old lady No. 38: Oh, how much does a cup cost?

Manager: 180 yuan!

Old lady No. 38: Is this selling for 180 yuan? Oops, why did the price increase due to the word "palace"?

Manager: Old lady, you should study hard here and then look at this dish!

Old lady No. 38: What kind of dish is this?

Manager: A great gathering of talents!

Old lady No. 38: What does the emperor eat?

Old lady No. 38: Where is the white one?

Secretary: White radish.

Manager: Talk too much! What kind of white radish? When it comes to this, it can’t be called white radish. It has to be called—palace—white radish.

Old lady No. 38: What about the green one?

Manager: Palace Green Carrot.

Old lady No. 38: Where is this red one?

Manager: Palace Water Radish.

Old lady No. 38: Then this yellow... I know the yellow one, it's the palace carrot.

Manager: So smart, palace carrot!

Old lady No. 38: Just this plate of radishes costs 5 yuan, right?

Manager: Where is it, 80!

Old lady No. 38: Scream, is this and this selling for 80?

Manager: Ah!

Old lady No. 38: How big a bunch of radishes will we have to buy?

Manager: Didn’t I tell you? We can’t call it a carrot here, we have to call it a gathering of heroes!

Old lady No. 38: It’s a gathering of talents. I think it’s just a meeting like a carrot, hahahaha...

Manager: A meeting like a carrot? (Secretary: Carrot is having a meeting...)

Manager: Don’t be so playful! Who told you that this is a carrot meeting? This is what the emperor enjoyed back then! Let me tell you, these things are very supplementary

Old lady No. 38: Then the emperor will take radish - supplement?

Manager: Ah, yes! How else would the emperor be able to live longer and become immortal?

Old lady No. 38: Not quite.

Manager: What’s wrong?

Old lady No. 38: Emperor Tongzhi died at the age of 21, and Xianfeng and Guangxu, do the math...

Manager: Okay! Why do you always argue with me? What are you comparing them to? Why don't you look at me? Why am I so energetic!

Old lady No. 38: Do you want to make up for it too?

Manager: I order Yuye wine and eat palace dishes every day. I am very tonic!

Old lady No. 38: Oh, then it looks like a chicken?

Manager: I have lost weight in the past two days!

Old lady No. 38: Is that a reduction rather than a supplement?

Manager: Stubborn! You are the general manager and I am the general manager?

Old lady No. 38: Well, you are the general manager...

Manager: Do you want to learn from me?

Old lady No. 38: I think so.

Manager: I want to learn to practice as I teach! Later, I will check the price you quoted!

Secretary: General manager, would you please go to the imperial kitchen to see if the palace potatoes are ripe?

Manager: Hey, let’s go—— Hey! Keep practicing! Really...

Old lady No. 38: I’ll teach your grandma how to talk! If I graduate from your school, I will become a kidnapper! What's wrong with me? (The phone rings) Hello! I am Cixi! No, they named me Ci Xi. Who are you? Price Bureau! ? I'm telling you, it's not me that's going on here, it's all them. The vegetable prices are... dark, really dark! No, I have to leave, otherwise he will ask me to quote the price of the vegetables later. You have to listen too, okay! Understood! come out! Where did it go?

Manager/Secretary: Come on, come on~

Old lady No. 38: Do you still want to practice pulling?

Manager: Hey, hey, don’t take off your work clothes!

Old lady No. 38: I’m so sweaty from practicing, I’m so dedicated!

Manager: Good investment. (Old lady No. 38: No.) I have to explain to you that we not only have a banquet with Cixi, but also palace music and dance-style playing, playing and singing. If you want to play small songs If you sing with two voices, you can make more money~~

Old lady No. 38: If you want to rap, that’s no problem!

Manager: Can you sing?

Old lady No. 38: I can sing.

Manager: Listen, listen...

Old lady No. 38: I remember back in the day, our village filmed Xiao Erhei’s wedding (Manager: Hey) Old lady No. 38: You Guess what, let me play that Xiaoqin (Manager: Xiaoqin?) Let me play Xiaoqin, let me try my voice like this, oh my voice is so high, you don’t know how high it is, just I chose more than 20 mistresses, but they didn't stop me. As a result, this marriage didn't happen.

Manager: The old lady has such a voice!

Manager/Secretary/Old Lady No. 38: (Mixed laughter)

Manager: Hey, are you coming down first?

Old lady No. 38: I’m used to sleeping on the kang at home.

Manager: This is not your kangtou. It sounds lively. What on earth will you sing?

Old lady No. 38: I can sing everything, even when I’m cooking at home.

Manager: Just listen to your cooking!

Old lady No. 38: Please—

Manager: Please cooperate!

(Music starts)

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) What I cook is stir-fried meat and fish fillet with fried belly, deep-fried pork ribs with vinegar-soaked kidney, and lotus root made from pine flowers and protein. , the jellyfish mixed with belly is delicious, eight dishes of four cold and four hot dishes, Baigan old wine - boil a pot!

Manager: (and) scalding a pot——

Old lady No. 38: (singing) Go around, take a look and have a taste, does the food I cook taste good? It smells good, does it smell good?————

Manager: It smells good, it smells amazing. Hey, our food is delicious. Later, you have to make up some lyrics to sing it to me. come out.

Old lady No. 38: I can sing!

Manager: Old lady, don’t just talk but don’t practice——

Manager: (Singing) Stop talking nonsense.

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) If I talk nonsense, I’m a stick.

Manager: (singing) Palace Jade Wine.

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) One hundred and eighty cups.

Manager: (singing) How does this wine sound?

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) Listen to me blowing for you——

Manager: Ah! Ah blow!

Old lady No. 38: (singing) Look at my mouth! A cup to appetize you.

Manager: (Singing) I shouted Mei.

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) You won’t lose your kidneys after two cups.

Manager: (singing) Haha, it’s still beautiful.

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) Three cups and five cups.

Old lady No. 38: (singing) Guarantee your little face.

Manager: How is it?

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) The white is tinged with red.

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) There is black inside the red.

Manager: Black...

Old lady No. 38: Huh? Black one (Manager: Huh?) Green one (Manager: Ouch)

Old lady No. 38: Blue one (Manager: What color is this), purple one?

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) Her pink face is so beautiful.

Manager: Oh, you scared me.

Old lady No. 38: (singing) How does this wine sound?

Manager: (Singing) This wine is so beautiful, ah beautiful, ah beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful - so beautiful!

Old lady No. 38: What is so beautiful? (Singing into the microphone) In fact, it’s that Erguotou who mixed it with boiled water!

Manager: Why did you sing the truth?

Old lady No. 38: She’s so bald

Manager: You! This is how you should sing!

Manager: (Singing) Look at this dish, a gathering of talented people, it will cost you eighty years old, and it is not expensive at all! Come take a look and try it for yourself! It tastes particularly crispy in your mouth! If you don't believe it, try a piece of it to see if it's crispy.

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. It was indeed a bit crunchy!

Manager: (singing) Why is it so crispy?

Old lady No. 38: (singing) Why is it so crispy?

Manager: (singing) Let me ask you now?

Old lady No. 38: I...

Manager: Why is it so brittle? Why is it so crispy?

Old lady No. 38: (singing into the microphone) It’s just a big plate of carrots!

Manager: Tell the truth again!

Old lady No. 38: (picks up the phone) Did you hear clearly?

Manager: Hey! Who are you talking to?

Old lady No. 38: Price Bureau!

Manager: Don’t plan to open!

Old lady No. 38: We are planning to open a business, I will give you a secret recipe!

Manager: Say it quickly, say it quickly! (Secretary’s voice at the same time)

Old lady No. 38: Bring me a pen!

Manager: The pen and ink are waiting for you!

Manager: Bring a pen, bring a pen, old man, old man...

(Old lady No. 38 is dancing)

Manager: OK, ah, let’s go— -Ah, let's go - OK! The real deal - you! What do you mean?

Old lady No. 38: You don’t even understand what it means, you are such a stick!

Manager: Hey, she said we are a stick! You old lady...oh my god!

Old lady No. 38: (Singing) Walking in all directions, the road is long and the water is long, (Manager: You——) Confused from village to village, walking in all directions

Manager: Stop.

Extended information

Creative background:

After the success of "Packaging Like This" in 1995, both the director, Gong Hanlin and Zhao Lirong hoped to have a successful production in 1996 There was a breakthrough in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala this year. Therefore, a lot of effort was put into this sketch from the planning and rehearsal stages. From the early stage of planning and discussing the script, to revising the script to the performance, it took more than two months, and there were hundreds of rehearsals alone.

The initial ending of "Working Adventures" is that after Zhao Lirong talked about the price bureau, she picked up her things and left without writing. Later, when Gong Hanlin went to practice the program with the Spring Festival Gala crew, he did some performances in Wenzhou. During the performance, the second group of directors suddenly discovered that an actor was writing with both hands on the stage. So, he told Gong Hanlin that if Zhao Lirong turned what she said into words and expressed it to the audience, it would have a greater impact. Gong Hanlin agreed at the time and sought Zhao Lirong's opinion. Zhao Lirong thought this idea was good, so she started practicing calligraphy.

Initially, the crew asked Zhao Lirong to write the eight words "Children are innocent and genuine." Since Zhao Lirong was illiterate, she asked Gong Hanlin to trace these eight words, and then went back to practice by herself. So Gong Hanlin used a ballpoint pen to write these eight characters into a frame. From that moment on, Zhao Lirong kept tracing these words on her legs while eating and chatting. At the same time, she kept practicing with a ballpoint pen. But Zhao Lirong was never satisfied with her calligraphy, so she studied calligraphy behind closed doors and found a few people who were real calligraphers to learn how to write. She initially wrote on real rice paper, but later decided that rice paper was too expensive, so she wrote on newspaper.

A week later, Zhao Lirong called Gong Hanlin and asked him to come to his home. Gong Hanlin found that in Zhao Lirong's home, there were words all over the bed, table, and floor. After Gong Hanlin read Zhao Lirong's "Children are innocent and genuine", he asked the crew to send a car to pick up Zhao Lirong. Zhao Lirong dangled her wrist in front of the crew members and wrote "Children are innocent and the goods are genuine". Everyone was very satisfied. However, the second group of directors discovered that the program was overtime, because the program only lasted about 10 minutes, and Zhao Lirong wrote slowly. It took one minute to write, so the stage was too quiet and the audience below could not bear it.

So Zhao Lirong insisted on practicing again and again to shorten the time. Later, in order to ensure the performance effect, the crew repeatedly did Zhao Lirong's work and asked her to only write the words "genuine".

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