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Recruitment

Numbers: Two examiners, three recruiters (recruitment company purchasing director) Position: Dragon China: an agricultural farmer, Thailand Talent: a society of talented students Background, really have the following rights: judge who family. Thai Genius (back-of-hand pace, high lift, thinking state): Time leaves no one behind, time flies so fast, in the usual market, I want to compete unfaithfully, with rights (suit, walking): According to my own investigation, In this increasingly competitive market, it is really difficult to do well. Comrades, now I have to recruit this time in order to survive. The first examiner said: "You are recruiting our purchasing personnel, regardless of academic qualifications, education or experience." Honest: Sister, I’m sorry. (Deputy Examiner Nu Fei): Who is your sister? Why did such a person appear suddenly! The examiner said): Sister? I didn’t spend a lot! (Exaggerate, hold down the gesture to describe the flowers) (The deputy examiner clenched his fist and fired back in anger): Okay, now let’s introduce yourself. Name, address, age, ethnicity, birthday, gender, marital status, education. . . Report (3 recruiters said with a smile): Not so much, your name and academic experience are unfaithful: this Almost if not, I want to go to the police station`! Thai Genius: My name is Thai Talent, Thailand, Thailand, after my own master's degree, the influence of school culture, the tempering of society, and the test of life, I came to you. Advertising. I will bring my knowledge to the company as a whole, my culture, world view, honor and shame. . Helping her glasses, retired head held high) The clear title is: My name is Unfaithful Right Arc Zhen, Joan. I graduated from the society due to competition, uh, isn't it, I came to this company , then, I want to hire this position, I have finished my words, thank you for your copyright policy network (intermediate examiner action plus) China: My name is Long China, one-stop dragon (audience laughs) I have nothing, just rich experience Please listen to the details of the next chapter. Qing Quan: At the end of the day, Long and the public, the name is to let the farmer examiner: OK, OK, start to question the deputy examiner: If a beautiful girl is in front of you, How do you want to buy yourself for her? Dragon China: Examiner can't? I once had a wife who was afraid of me getting my wife into my bed (resentment), Deputy Examiner: Presumably, it's assumed that I understand. What? ! Chinese Dragon: This is a hypothesis. Thai Genius: Hey, I don’t know how to feel sad. So she really has the right to submit my literary talent to the girl in the center. Who raised and shouted: Beautiful girl: Frame the right to love you Dragon man: Although I am still afraid, but I must seize this opportunity, I will say: Big sister, I can cook, I can wash, mine Farm, I also have a baby, the baby is not born, you and I give birth to a fat boy, right? This article comes from the policy network deputy examiner: Thai genius, do you think a poem touches the girl? If it is true, Every day, many old ladies will fall in love with you in autumn, because you say a lot of things every day. You have read a poem (Selling Smelly Dried Seeds) {In Changsha} The aunt accepted the deputy examiner: Take a look at the right frame, if I can. Let the opposite, you say, you can get all the traffic police to help you, hum, the first time you go to the street to find a girl, you love her, she will say you are crazy and cry! Deputy Examiner: Chinese Dragon, hey, do you still want to talk about wanting someone else to give birth to a baby girl? Do you think Zhu Guoguo's deputy examiner for gifted students: Since the purchase should be captured by the other party as a fortress. Dragon China: Examiner, in the current war years, are there any fortresses? If the young men in the fortress villages are fighting against the Japanese now, I have picked up the hoe, is it me who is the wheel? Deputy Examiner: Hey, you, ah, this is a hypothesis, a hypothesis! ! Oh, I wonder, Dragon Man, how can you come to our recruitment? Long China: I have experienced it (patting her chest, raising her head, as proud as ever) #Policy Network Deputy Examiner: Do you have experience? How do you put the donkey's head in the wrong direction? Long Zhongguo (innocent): How can I really experience it? You see, ah, I sold chickens at home, I sold pigs in the village, I sold cows in the village, and I sold blood in the city. It’s not all experience. When I was selling cattle, a young man in his early 20s said to me, "How dare you sell cattle on the road? There is a cow in the middle of the C." I wondered what this meant. You are a cow. Later, the urban management and I were arrested. You say you are really awesome. Now I also want to know something, how can I buy a cow? Are you trying to bully ABC? (The deputy examiner lowered his head and was silent for a while), then raised his head and said: "I think you can go home and sell blood.

Long China: Examiner, you are wrong. I am in the city. The blood sold here is not at home, not our household equipment. Deputy Examiner: `Hey! Shaked his head Examiner: So now you have the ability to think about how to buy it yourself. Dragon man: I think? .

Deputy Examiner: Stop, you are not allowed to say that I am squatting on the side (unfortunately, people are going to the edge of the stage) Zhenquan: I think the question is Deputy Examiner: Nonsense, no problem, is it a question? Thai Genius: I think in this discussion, if you ask me to call my tutor and ask the examiner: you. . . . Reporter: Why do you think this problem is so difficult to solve? Dragon China, Thai talent, Zhenquan: This is not a simple question, your dragon man stands up from the edge of the stage}, the deputy examiner said: Fierce dragon man, who told you, keep going back and squatting dragon man in despair He came down and put his head in his hands. Deputy examiner: Why is it bad? (The person who was born in the Year of the Dragon stood up and walked to the front) Chinese Dragon: Examiner, are you willing to sell it? Online Assistant Examiner: Why are you selling? Buying long does not mean selling yourself, says ? Examiner, are you willing to sell? (The examiner is angry, the other two recruiters laugh) Interviewer: Do you think you don’t look like a commodity? Living in this highly competitive environment, there are too many qualifications and backgrounds. With more experience, if you don’t source it yourself do you think you have a company that can handle it? Just for the examiner to just say, for example, that the girl is the girl you are looking for a job and you can't make it doesn't mean you have to buy the company to bear with the girl you end up with. I hope you can understand. In fact, before we recruit you, we do a detailed investigation. You have an understanding that we still need talents like you, talented Thai people: deep education, and great contributions to the company in persuading customers. Zhen has the right to be calm when encountering problems. This will be the use of personal relationships to achieve purchasing purposes. If you are a dragon, of course, you lack confidence in your soil knowledge. Most bosses still like honest people to do business, or at least they will be honest. So the three of you were hired temporarily for a 2-month trial period.

(Dragon China, Thai talent, Qing Quan was surprised) Tai Youcai: Sorry, examiner, I think it is unfair, I am confident in my knowledge, so I hope these four examiners can Give us a chance, we have to hire four examiners to convince us: OK, do you really have the right to do it? I will never know how to write a warrior, I agree with the talent of Thailand (Examiner smile): Well (4 and the first 2 of the Examiner recruited with a suspicious look at the dragon Chinese) (Long Town ownership: People's Frightened): My daughter I noticed when I walked out to school and my son-in-law who was a city man, I inform you that I listened to my wife, so I followed the footsteps of the two previous college students in town. (Audience laughs) Reporter: Then tomorrow at the same time, we will investigate again.

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