Humorous model essay on self-introduction in colleges and universities

1, the poor and ugly family is one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; Three broken houses, one acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; All the year round, medicine comes; Here today, I have a wide range of girlfriends; The road to revolution, hand in hand.

2, wine asked Qingtian, but you opened your eyes for 300 miles and climbed high. A good man, 33 years old, a young man of literature and art, has made outstanding achievements in literacy classes. If you add typos, you can read and write more than 2,000 words, that is, I have the same literary hobbies as young women, such as romance, plum blossoms and friends from afar.

3, male, 38 years old, 1.69 meters, unmarried, key undergraduate ('just a little'), brilliant achievements (once a monitor in primary school), now a working girl, working in a multinational organization (McDonald's cleaning tables), well paid (not late for a full 800), with a house (including many real estate licenses),

Ma Zhimin, as the name implies, is an ambitious young man. Over the past 27 years, Fang has been caring physically, but his education is poor and his economy is average. He didn't do anything. The only thing worthy of praise is that he hates Japanese, surfed the Internet twice a week, and ate hot pot last Sunday, looking for a pure Japanese Chinese wife with good health, strong economic strength, bachelor degree or above and the same hatred.

5. Southern gentleman, 38 years old, college degree, widowed. I'm Yashi, and I'm writing chess and calligraphy at 1 1. How nice it would be! Love literature, as a magazine writer, live for three people, including kitchen and toilet. Enterprise is fate, looking at 30 years old, gentle and lovely, virgin first, the letter will be answered.

6. Male, 24 years old, loved China classical literature since childhood. The classic Dream of Red Mansions is an indulgence of love. A book fell into several toilets where I was sad. I remember that the woman I gave birth to still had something in her mouth. It might be psychic Baoyu, who is said to be the wet nurse who left. I have always had a wish that marriage is the continuation of this beautiful love story. So now I think feminine women are more similar to flowers buried among trees, special hunting and sister Lin's. In my personal guarantee, Cao Xueqin repeatedly stated that it doesn't matter.

7, handsome, looks like Ekin Cheng, at least with long hair. At present, she raises pigs at home and earns a considerable income. Now she wants to find a wife who is over 1.70 meters tall and looks like a registered permanent residence in Liang Yongqi Port (of course, it is better to have an original). First come, first served, now or never.

8, female, height 1 m 6 1, feeling special, short marriage, no children, looking only 50 years old when she was young, gentle, hardworking, simple, and good at cooking. If you are a kind and considerate person who can stand the test, please write it down!

9. Soft female, 25 years old, with high school education or above, unmarried for several years, with smart mind, watery eyes and not very sharp teeth. Her height is 1.85 meters, she can play volleyball if she runs faster, and she has a deposit of 1.70 meters for asylum. Believe in fate, consider gender and age.

10, male, 28 years old, 1.73 meters, junior high school, unmarried, without urban hukou, artist, tile house 53, or 600 yuan's monthly income, suona team is just a book, not much. 26 years old, 1.60 meters above, a beautiful woman who knows music and cares about her family. I believe it will be complicated to send * * *, if I don't lose the music back to the community.

1 1, actor, unmarried, 37 years old, loves the party. He has participated in many films, including The Story of One Pig, The Story of Another Pig and The Story of the Last Pig. My whole life has been devoted to the rest of my artistic career, so the economy is in recession, and I have the same desire to seek an experienced woman.

12. The patient was a 35-year-old male who was infertile due to kidney disease and prostate disease. Please note that he is just infertile. Unmarried, college, suburban family, average unit income, good-looking height. Looking for beautiful, unmarried female patients' children (infertile women can) can't afford to live a hard life.

13 br, real virgin, 29 years old, height1.56m, university, doctor, virtuous at the end of the year, diligent and good grades. M 38 years old, height 1.70 meters, bachelor degree or above. She is healthy, has a successful career, is stable and has a strong sense of responsibility, and moved to the mainland with a male partner. . In short, please look for the purchase.

14, male, born 1974,1.66m, handsome, intelligent and humorous. He suffers from congenital poliomyelitis and is a little weak. He can ride a bike without affecting his work and life. His bedroom has heating (in summer), and his life is not bad (meaning he can make a living for several years). Looking for the fate of * * * should be 25 years old, good-looking, considerate, unmarried young women's junior high school culture.

15, if you are a girl with pure traditional morality and a sense of family responsibility, if you are still young, beautiful and full of temperament, if you are a university or a culture, if you have more than 300,000 savings, please consider the following spouse: male, 33 years old, unmarried, height1.63m, rural registered permanent residence, school culture, at home.

16, male, 28 years old,1.75m, junior high school, unmarried, now a professional peach cultivation expert, whose monthly income definitely exceeds that of 500 yuan. One person has three or four tile houses and pickle jars. Looking for a 30-year-old unmarried woman with decent style as a companion, and taking the letter as * * * * * * *, welcome to visit.

17, 1986 br made in China, 176cm long and weighing 63kg. It adopts artificial intelligence system, which is complete and stable. After two years of operation, it is a reliable product, and all parts of a perfect program can be packaged and replaced. Because of like-minded development, we need to recruit (female only) and * * * develop second-generation products. ......

19, personal situation: I look very creative and prove that God is fair. My friends say I'm a lot of stars. Shen Dianxia's waist, Fui-On Shing's mouth, Pan Changjiang's height and legs Zheng Zhi. Shuai Biban: My husband's house, Da Lang Biban, is relatively long. It's just that he seems to be a copy of the Song Dynasty. Kui handsome boy far exceeds the standard of pro-Song Jiang's male companion:! First of all, if a woman; Secondly, if life; Then, you must have a devil-like figure and a devil-like face; Want to have a kind heart; I hope to have a stable feature when I am upset. 3-60-year-old people, if they get along well, age is not important; There is a husband, a woman's husband, because there is a very good woman, when you want to open an introduction with an old book; Not married, because marriage is not pure; Have a car, you can have no motorcycle, at least have a bicycle; Nannies who have to work at home to look after their children can consider it.

20. My gender: male, in good health, with good looks, mature age, moderate height, middle-income education, etc., is a new type of good man. Because he is committed to his career and single, now he is looking for a new woman as his partner. I just want her to: