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Employee: Boss, I want to take a day off tomorrow.

Boss: Do you want to take a day off?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: What else do you want from the company? There are 365 days and 52 weeks in a year. You have two days off every week, *** 104 days, and you have 26 1 day left to go to work, right?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: You get off work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 174 days, there are still 87 days, right?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: You spend at least 30 minutes surfing the Internet every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days, right?

Employee: dumb

Boss: There are 64 days left; You spend 1 hour, 46 days, 18 days at lunch every day, right?

Employee: speechless

Boss: Usually you take two sick days a year, so your working hours are only 16 days.

Employee: speechless

Boss: The company is closed for five holidays every year. You only work 1 1 day.

Employees: .............

Boss: Every year, the company generously gives you 10 days holiday, so you will work 1 day.

Employees:

Boss: You must take a fucking day off.

Employee: speechless ..