Classic quotations for seeking childhood ancient power.

1 "Oh, actually Nirvana describes a soft texture."

"Nanxiang, he will kill you one day. Don't ask me to collect your body."

Dad, if you're not going to the Hawaiian grass skirt party, would you please change the spring tie around your neck now?

4 "You are such a big mobile phone facade that you can't spend it by credit card. What a scandal? "

5 "That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried underground for a long time. " "Also burned to ashes, are you all right don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry ..."

6 "Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like' pull' or' somebody else' in front of me again, I swear I will bury you in the ground and dig you up. "

7 "Even if it doesn't taste good, eat it. My spoiled little master. Because I bought this. I will never be angry with you again. "

8 "The expression is like a high-end prostitute telling me that she doesn't sell!"

9 "You were beaten? You're kidding! Who did it early in the morning? That man is sick! " (Yes, after make-up)

10 "Don't ask if your son is worthy of me!"

1 1 "I'm angry. I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die! "

12 "You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It is strong and strong. " (If you say you are as hot as a hairy crab)

13 "I'd rather get pregnant!" (Until Neil comes back)

14 "I don't want to take that thing! I don't want to sit! ! "(Neil pulls her to Jinjiang Paradise)

15 "Unfortunately, it took me four years to complete my double bachelor's degree. More unfortunately, my other major is international finance. The most unfortunate thing is that my financial geography score is A++. "

16 "I can only write one account book."

17 "The foie gras per guest is three ounces! I want to ask you what you want to raise with ten ounces? "

18 "I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, this is not a funeral. What do you think? "

19 "If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please prepare a bridal chamber for me after dinner."

Mom, for the sake of White Snake and God of Wealth, can you go to my birthday party without wearing that skirt that almost exposes your whole breasts? I suspect that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Little roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something ... "

2 1 "Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll build all the cigars in your study into something one centimeter long. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking? "

Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again ... of course you do! Besides, you wrote' You are like a peony' on the card. Do you know how many times Tang has successfully turned over for this? "

23 "You are so thin that you are almost sashimi. Those two things on your chest will fall with a bang sooner or later. "

24 "Have you finished introducing yourself?" "Be careful," (throwing out a bowl of tomato and egg soup accurately) "Like this."

"What can you do except cry, make noise, hit me and wipe your tears and snot on my dad's stiff and pale body?" You are fifty years old, not fifteen. Have you lived in Disneyland all your life? "

26 "Yes, bitch, it's not easy for you to raise me so big."

I would rather go out without underwear than leave it at home.

Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it? "(In fact, Bendo just took out her footbath and put it in the toilet. . . )

"Lin Xiao, this pair of underwear belongs to Jian 29, right? Why is it in your box? What? When did your ass get so big? What other damn brand actually makes women's underwear into boxers? Xianhui! "

Every time I think of those 172 weird eyes, my heart jumps to 120 and says nothing. I really appreciate their big family. "

3 1 "But we haven't made any substantial progress up to now, because my great father gave 20% of the company's shares to an inexplicable man named Mr., and I can't find it even after I die, who knows?"

32 "Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my birth mother turned out to be palaces. What can we do? "

"LanJue! Poison his champagne! "

34 "Oh, I'm so scared!" "You don't forget, the premise of successful acquisition is that you promise to let me become the new chief financial officer. Hey, if you dare to let everyone in my company drink the northwest wind, I will dare to steal all the money from your company so that you can't even drink the northwest wind! "

I'm talking about Nanxiang, of course. If it's Tang Xiangru, I'll ask you if she raped this man, poured sulfuric acid into a pile of coke and buried it in a cornfield outside Songjiang.

36 "no! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like auntie! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like Dalmatians, then that child called me big sister, which was a deliberate insult! On purpose! Insult! "

37 "Can you keep your voice down? I'm afraid the old man downstairs who is boiling water will miss this wonderful broadcast."

"Did you just get dressed and take a shower?" Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, "I just finished washing clothes." Guli continued to drink the soup and said, "So you just drank it bad?"

She looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. "Lucy, call me when the driver of the second car is near the door. At the same time, the driver of the third car can be started. "

Tang Wanru, is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt? "I heard a crash in the kitchen.

4 1 Guli took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork and said to Yilan Lin, "Mom, this is my brother, Gu Zhun." (Gu Zhun and Yilan Lin appear at the party at the same time)

42 "Can't you smell you? You are like a tuna that has been dead for five days in the men's room. It smells like it was put in a pickle jar for a few days and then fished out! " (To Lin Xiao who is too tired to take a bath)

You can't ruin me with vomit like Don! I won't trip over the same stone twice! "

44 "Pull down the sun visor, why not take it off?" (Coulee told me when I first took the train)

Of course, there is a novel called Until the Last Sentence. If I were you, I would wait until the last nail fell. Let's go, you and Nanxiang stay in Nanjing first. I'll handle the rest. I'll find that man first. I'm in care. There's nothing I can't handle. As long as you don't kill him, it's nothing to rob money. "

46 "If I can become Xun Gong, I will never buy Prada!"