Chen Mo's Classic Quotations

Penguin GG and penguin MM went on a date. Penguin MM hasn't arrived at the date yet. Penguin GG has been looking around ... left, right ... left, right ... penguin MM came and saw penguin GG like this. I was angry! A slap in the face came and scolded: "You fucking think you are logging in to QQ!"

At present, the ratio of male to female population in China is 1 16.9: 100 (). Therefore, male compatriots should work hard, or you will be 16.9! ! . Girls should work harder, or even 16.9 won't be your turn.

The rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew he would never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she turned over.

According to statistics, in The Complete Works of Doraemon, Daxiong was beaten by Pang Hu 173 times, scolded by his teacher 60 times, scolded by his mother 327 times, bitten by a dog 23 times and fell into a ditch 14 times. This shows how optimistic Daxiong is to live, and I will definitely stick to it.

Tongji University teacher: "Don't worry, boys of grade 08, your future wives are still bouncing around in middle school ... Successful people are older than their spouses on average 12 years old, so many of your future wives are still bouncing around in the first grade of primary school." So now is someone else's wife ... "

It is said that when some companies recruit, they will randomly throw away half of their resumes, because their recruitment philosophy is "we don't want unlucky people."

In fact, the names BTchina and VeryCD foreshadow the trend of events: "China, who changed her state, is very fucked up.

"So you are the legendary 290? ! ""What is 290? " "290 equals 250+38+2"

China is strong, and all foreigners will be required to take CET-4 and CET-6! Classical Chinese is so simple that all questions are answered with a brush, which is very cheap for them and annoying for me. Everyone has a knife and a tortoise shell, and Oracle Bone Inscriptions is engraved on it. The title of the paper is On Theory of Three Represents. Listening is all Jay Chou's songs, and nunchakus is only listened once. Reading comprehension and speaking Zhouyi are required, and the oral test requires singing Peking Opera. The experiment includes jiaozi.

In junior high school, SARS came, in senior high school, bird flu came, and in college, H1N1 came. We are finally graduating ... 20xx.

In high school, we are as busy as grandchildren, but we can be as happy as SB. In college, we idled around, but we couldn't find the happiness of being a grandson.

When we first went to college, we watched Struggle and Desire. When we hesitate, we look at who is in charge of my youth. Just when we were about to be suddenly enlightened, a humble abode shot us all to death. In desperation, we watched 20xx and suddenly calmed down. What house to buy? It will collapse sooner or later.

20xx If the ground doesn't crack, the building doesn't fall, the toilet doesn't explode, and passers-by don't run, I will walk into the marriage hall with the person I love on the big day of 20xx 65438+1October 4 (Love you forever).

A bachelor's degree or above is a master's degree, a master's degree or above is a doctor, and a doctor's degree or above is a postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a warrior in two years, a strong man in five years and a martyr in seven years. The country will introduce a saint, two years of bronze, five years of silver and seven years of gold.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

The motherland has not been reunified, and I am not in the mood to review.

Review = fail, not review = fail, therefore, review+not review = fail+fail, raise the common factor formula (1+ no) review = (not+1) fail, so review = fail. Shit, the truth is born.

It's almost the end of the term, and everyone sings with me: "My family lives on a high loess slope, and the wind blows over the slope. Both Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are my brothers. . . My family lives on the high loess slope, and the sun walks on the slope. Whether it's brother Bai Chun or brother Zeng, bless me to pass or not! "

Women in the new century: enter the hall, go out of the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive good cars, buy new houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

Men in the new century: sleeping on the floor, living in the corridor, kneeling on the motherboard, mending clothes, eating leftovers, paying prescriptions, taking care of children, raising girls, enduring loneliness and striving to be the wolf.

19 1 1, only capitalism can save China; 1949, only socialism can save China; 1979, only capitalism can save China; 1989, only China can save socialism; In 2009, only China could save capitalism; 20xx, only China can save the world.

There is such a person, if you text him, he will call you back right away. Day or night. There is such a person, you ask him, he will listen to you, you don't want to talk to him, and he won't bother you with text messages anymore. He is 10086.

Even if you believe there is a lie in the middle, even if you have friends, it will inevitably end. Even if there is a lover, it will eventually end. Even if you have a wife, you will forget it first.

Handsome and have a car, that is chess; It is the bank that has money and housing; Have a sense of responsibility and justice, that is Altman; A handsome guy with a car, money, a house, a sense of responsibility and justice is Altman who plays chess in the bank.

Joy Chen's classic quotations

1. Listen deeply, observe actively, interpret nonverbal information and perceive its meaning.

2. As a woman, if you are married and still participate in the election, they will think that you have not taken good care of your husband; If you get divorced, they will say that you can't keep a man; If you are single, they will immediately say that you can't find a man at all.

Single time is the only time in your life when you can meet men, flirt with men and date many different men. As a modern woman, a very important part of your growth and experience is love and lovelorn.

Some lovers always look at each other affectionately, but they don't realize that it is more important to look in the same direction when facing the future.

5. If you want to have everything, you can have everything; But on the way to your goal, at every intersection, you should see clearly the choice in front of you and make plans early.

6. A successful marriage does not require complete equality between men and women, but requires that you and your future husband must agree on the arrangement of life.

7. Nowadays, we are faced with countless choices: Who to marry? When are you getting married? What do you do? How to arrange the time? What should I believe? No matter which of these choices, its future visibility is zero for us, but we have to spend the rest of our lives in the consequences of these choices.

8. In order to gain the greatest social recognition, we constantly reposition our goals to keep them consistent with the ever-changing social norms; The speed of adjustment is really extraordinary.

9. Proper manners are related to respect for others and yourself. It costs nothing, but it can help you get everything.

10, living your life according to others' expectations is really a kind of autocracy. Dare to abandon the rules of society and let yourself reappear, just like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon. Be true to yourself, simple and happy, without apology or explanation.

1 1, anything that makes you really happy. Security and pride are not good enough for you.

12, writing is a very powerful way to find your own ideas, because ideas are generated in the activity of writing.

13, you won't call everyone, so don't treat every date as success or failure. On the contrary, after each date, you should consider what you have learned and be grateful for it.

14, you may not be the queen, but life is actually wonderful: if you think and act like a queen, people will treat you like a queen. We must teach others how to treat us.

15, for most of you, in fact, the only serious mistake you may make in your twenties that will change your life from now on is the decision of marriage. So, stop obsessing about career choice and think about that more serious problem.

16, don't just feel or think about a situation, give yourself enough time to feel and think. Feel and think before you speak or act.

17, when you fall in love with someone, the adjustment you need to make will not be too difficult for you, because you will sincerely want to support every pursuit of the person you love.

18, there is no acceptable reason to cheat, because a man will not sleep with anyone for accidental reasons. The cheating man has his own problems to solve, but don't let him use your time to solve them. You can only be with men you can trust for life.

19. Marriage only provides people with the illusion of security. For many people, getting married is a pure loss.

20. If you want to get an excellent man, you must first become an excellent woman. What a good man wants is an equal partner with him.

2 1, society has turned the relationship marriage that we really should cherish into the only important relationship in a woman's life. Therefore, people think that married women are normal and single women are abnormal. This attitude belittles and belittles the lives of all women.

22. Know your bottom line and leave when it's time to go. Don't be with a man who makes you suspicious.

23. What kind of people are around you? You are responsible for this, because the people you are attracted to are often people who can strengthen your self-feeling.

Be patient in everything, but the most important thing is to be patient with yourself. Don't always think about your own shortcomings and feel discouraged. You should constantly correct these shortcomings and make yourself look brand-new every day. No matter what your task is, start every day from the first time you face it.

25. We think it's cute to try to change men, but what men feel is being controlled, manipulated and denied. Your man may like his present life, otherwise he would have changed himself long ago. The only thing we can change is ourselves. You know, it's hard enough.

26. A woman may look a little strange, but she can be beautiful because she thinks she is beautiful. She loves herself, and this love shines through the way she shows herself and expresses herself. Others may not be attracted by her appearance first, but they will be fascinated by her self-orientation.

27. A strong woman is a woman who knows how to say no.

28. Why do you want to get married? Is it because all your friends are married? Or are you fooled by this society into thinking that you should get married? Or because they don't want to be the third wheel of their girlfriends and their husbands anymore? These reasons have nothing to do with the man you married, but they portend an unfortunate future. In your's relationship, if you don't leave room for your most essential self, you and him will be lonely forever.

29. Don't imagine success, imagine the steps you will take to achieve it.

30. To be outstanding, you need to get flow somewhere in your life.

3 1, celibacy is one of the normal life stages, maybe it is a normal life stage, and marriage is a transitional state.

The real power lies not in controlling what happens to us, but in how to use it.

33. A good marriage needs many shared visions, shared values and many other factors.

34. Sisters, make your own money. You need to let him know that you are in control of your life; As long as you like, coming and going are your own business.

35. Abuse has no reason to be a part of your life. There are many good men and women in this world. They will not be violent and will not tolerate abuse. Don't fall in love or get married with people who abuse you.

36. When you find someone, you really want him or her to be your mentor. I can't directly ask if I can be my mentor, but approach each other with someone who can do something for my mentor.

When we look at and reflect on our life through a highly competitive prism, we are actually belittling ourselves. There are always people who are more successful than us and there are always people who are not as good as us. And all this has nothing to do with our lives. Others are not our standards. Your life is different from mine, and so is ours.

38. Never be satisfied with working only for others. Think about what would happen if you were fired.

39. If a relationship is shady, you shouldn't be immersed in it.

40. If many companies are looking for people by themselves, their basis is often just the amount of water in the first bucket, that is, the resume they see; But the reasons for their promotion and dismissal are the second bucket of water and the third bucket of water, that is, how this person is, his behavior and performance.

4 1, when choosing a job, you must follow your heart, or just focus on those jobs related to what you like.

42. Every successful person benefits from their mentor, and the best way to turn a person into his mentor is to make himself an indispensable assistant to the mentor.

43. We can't choose our origins, but everyone has the ability to control life beyond our imagination.

44. Flow is an ideal state of consciousness. People feel very strong and keen, and everything is under control, such as running water, at the peak of their ability. It is at this moment that you give full play to your ability, you are fully prepared to learn new things, you are more comfortable with what you do, and you will make new creations or discoveries.

45. It's best to mix with people who are better than yourself. Pick out those who do better than you, and you will gradually look up to them.

46. There is no need to explain anything for his satisfaction, and it is not your obligation to heal and relieve pain for him.

47. At any time, when you care too much about getting someone's approval, you will lose that person's respect for you. You have to let him win your love.

48. Everyone needs a sense of security, but a truly lasting sense of security can only come from your heart; Independence is the premise of intimacy. Don't just wait for your good man to appear, don't forget that you are a good woman. Marriage can't make you complete, what makes you complete is yourself. Love is extremely profound, but marriage is not.

49. This is the most important decision in your life, and the people who are most affected by this decision are not your parents, but yourself and the children you may have in the future.

50. Don't let your life simply respond to the needs of others. We can understand their feelings and let them know that although we cherish our relationship with them, we can't meet their every need. But we hope that the help we can provide will be useful to them.

5 1, getting married and staying married have little effect on a person's overall happiness, but it doesn't matter if they divorce after marriage. People are far less happy after divorce than before marriage. Many divorced people live shorter lives than those who are single or stay married.

52. When we look at and reflect on our life through a highly competitive prism, we are actually belittling ourselves. There are always people who are more successful than us and there are always people who are not as good as us. And all this has nothing to do with our lives. Others are not our standards.

53. No matter which one of these choices, its future visibility is zero for us, but we have to spend the rest of our lives in the consequences of these choices.

For our mother and her mother's mother, a man who has a job, doesn't drink too much and doesn't beat his wife can be a husband. But it's not enough for us. We can't just find a man, we hope he is a good man. What we want is not a responsible marriage, but love.

Michael Chen's Classic Quotations

1, parents can't call their children rabbits, because it's bad for parents' heredity.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

It is rumored on the Internet that eating five pieces of chewing gum together can also produce satiety through chewing, and the most important thing is that it won't get fat, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

4, men are rich, and sows become monsters in trees!

5. People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, and dead mice are not afraid of cold!

6. My whole soul has been sublimated, and now I feel that my soul is much more noble than you guys who are debauched, drunk, shaking your head, coquettish, chaotic, inarticulate, value friends over friends, and despicable.

7, people can't hang from a tree, try to die several times in a few nearby trees.

Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon and my heart. My blessing is sincere.

9, bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, male doctors can only protect themselves, and to win female doctors, well, only saints can rely on them. There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

10, and no chicken! No chicken! No chicken! Don't let me eat chicken if something happens! There is no shame in losing! Don't lose the chicken! How do you let ducks look at chickens, how do you let geese look at chickens, and how will chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? Banlangen as soon as there is flu! Banlangen! Banlangen! Why not let the chickens eat Banlangen?

1 1, 100 people have 100 opinions. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

Chen cursor's classic quotations

Chen cursor, 1968, a native of Tianganghu Township, Sihong County, Jiangsu Province. My ancestral home is Wuhe County, Anhui Province. Graduated from Nanjing University of Chinese Medicine, Nanjing University, entrepreneur and philanthropist in China, chairman of CPC party member, china zhi gong party and Jiangsu Huangpu Renewable Resources Utilization Co., Ltd.

Chen cursor's classic quotations:

Wealth is like water. If you have a glass of water, you can enjoy it alone; If you have a bucket of water, you can store it at home; But if you have a river, you must learn to share it with others.

How can we leave something for our society and future generations in a limited time, and what kind of spirit should we leave? I am 40 years old. I think it's too soon. I'll be in the crematorium in 40 years. After I'm 80, I'm going to the crematorium. What will I leave to society? What will I leave for my children? Is to leave a spiritual strength of the Chinese nation.

There's a saying in China that you can't be rich for three generations, so I have been doing industry and charity for so many years. I think I need to find a suitable way to educate my children. I want to break the bottleneck of being rich for three generations. I believe I will be richer than the three, four and five generations, because I left them the best moral character, a spiritual wealth, and the beautiful morality and morality in China traditional culture. I am a grateful person, and I know that suffering is a blessing.

Low-carbon action, start from me, start from yourself. I want to be the first low-carbon person in China! Be a low-carbon enterprise and a low-carbon person. I let my two sons have low-carbon consciousness since childhood, establish low-carbon thinking and take a low-carbon road. Their names have been changed to Bao Hechen's environment, hoping that they can become messengers of human love.

Charity is not a positional war in one place at a time. Charity is a long March with no end. But charity is not a long March of suffering, but a long March of happiness. Charity has no nationality, national boundaries or beliefs. Donors are happy and recipients are happy. On the way to the charity long March, I laughed and laughed all the way.

I left my children spiritual wealth, not material wealth. I think entrepreneurs and rich people have the responsibility and obligation to cultivate children's spirit of hardship and entrepreneurship. They shouldn't leave the wealth created by our older generation to their children. In fact, it is harmful to their children.

If a person's life can affect more people and make more people live better, such a life is valuable and meaningful, and it is a life worthy of pride and pride.

No entrepreneur has brought down his own business by doing good deeds. On the surface, it costs money to do good deeds, as if it were a loss. Actually, I don't think it's a loss, but a gain.

Everyone has three mothers, the birth mother, the country and the earth. Love these three mothers is qualified to talk about charity.

If people want to succeed, they must eat and let go, that is, put down their shelves and face; Can bear hardships and suffer losses.

A philanthropist who lives in people's respect is more glorious and greater than a miser who died alone in his passbook.

A person who knows how to love cannot care about the earth. Caring for the environment is the greatest charity.

High-profile charity and low-profile charity are equal in love.

The motherland is unique and the people are supreme. The motherland needs me, the people need me and the society needs me! I must devote more words and deeds to the innovation of environmental protection industry and charity, and to this world full of great love. Rich and virtuous, rich and powerful, helping others!