Create a particularly funny advertising word.

Create a particularly funny advertising word.

Funny sentences are more acceptable. How to write your own classic advertising words? The following are my own funny advertising words, welcome to read!

Funny and self-created classic advertising words

1. No smoking advertisement in public places-"Please don't smoke for there is no hole in the carpet and there is no hole in your lungs."

2. A road traffic advertisement-"If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

3. A new book advertisement-"The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

4. A car showroom advertisement-"Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

5. A traffic safety advertisement-"Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. "

6. A cosmetic advertisement-"Spot as soon as possible, please don't leave it."

7. an advertisement for a washing machine-"a idle wife and a good mother!"

8. An advertisement for a sour juice drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy gathering is sweet."

9. An advertisement of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

10. A flower shop advertisement-"The roses in our shop are the cheapest today, and you can even buy some for your wife."

1 1. A beauty salon advertisement-"Please don't talk to the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. "

12. A job advertisement-"Look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and act like a donkey!"

13. jiaozi Store "All-inclusive!"

14. Lime factory "started from scratch!"

15. Pawnshop "deserved it!"

16. Hat company "take people by their hats!"

17. The barber shop is "penniless!"

18. Drugstore "Ask for it!"

19. Quit smoking association "Never make friends with women who smoke unless you are willing to kiss the ashtray!"

20. Typewriter "No strangers!"

2 1. Optical shop "Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your window. "

22. perfume company "our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so we enclose a self-defense teaching material with the bottle."

23. Smoking is forbidden in public places. "In order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes, please don't smoke."

24. Road traffic "If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

Funny and self-created classic advertising words

1. Traffic safety "Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepares spare parts for cars, but people don't. "

2. Cosmetic "spots" are early, please don't leave "pox". "

3. The washing machine is a "good wife and mother!"

4. Sour juice drink "A little farewell is sour, and a happy heart is sweet."

5. The printing company "prints everything except money."

6. Flower shop "Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some for our wife."

7. Beauty salon, please don't flirt with the woman who just came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother.

8. An advertisement for a French class says that if you don't like it after listening to the course, you can ask for a refund of the tuition, but you must say it in French.

9. The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is "click" as soon as possible, please don't leave "pox".

10. An American newspaper advertised for a female secretary-general who looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature lady and works like a donkey!

1 1. eye drops after the advertisement, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world.

12. The advertisement on the tombstone has an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "Here lies Hermes. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is on Highway 1 and is open late every day. "

13. There is an advertisement hanging on the wall of a barber shop, which reads, "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face."

14. The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your's head."

15. Please fasten your seat belt for traffic safety. You can't copy it.

16. Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night is long and long.

17. Siemens' maintenance personnel all over the world are annoyed.

18. Adhesive It can bond everything except a broken heart.

19. The tire works hard, as long as it has a breath.

Funny and self-created classic advertising words

1. Dentist's office "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, he or she won't notice."

2. gas station billboard "if you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here." But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. "

The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day next week, you can live to be twenty years old!" "

An American newspaper advertised for a female secretary-general. She looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, acts like a mature lady and works like a donkey!

5. Eye Drops Advertisement After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make eye drops spread all over the world.

6. Advertisements on Tombstones There is an inscription on a tombstone in Scotland, which reads: "Here lies Hermes. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business-a vegetable shop, which is on Highway 1 and stays open late every day. 」

7. There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop, which reads: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, think that you have won face. 」

8. Optical shop "Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please put glass on your window. "

9. Road traffic "If your car can swim, please go straight without braking."

10. New book "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel!"

1 1. The English country barber shop put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which said, "Gentlemen, I want your's head. 」

12. Chicago has an advertisement for the enrollment of "Facial Expression Institute", which says, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight."

13. An advertisement for a water heater product reads: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. "

14. Cosmetic advertisement This product is the most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

15. perfume company "our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is attached with the bottle."

16. Smoking is prohibited in public places. "Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes."

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