Write the night view of Nanchuan, Chongqing

It was like this when Nanchuan developed, so cool! ! . Kong Xiao

1. Obama has repeatedly requested that bamboo shoots in Nanchuan be designated as American meals. The Nanchuan government thinks that the United States is too poor and has never agreed. . 2. Harvard University, Oxford University and Waseda University respectively requested to cooperate with Nanchuan Middle School, but they were all rejected. . The University of Tokyo issued a global notice: students who have not studied in Nanchuan will not be accepted. . 3. For consumption in seven-star hotels around the world, you only need to brush your Nanchuan resident ID card. . Nanchuan resident identity card is a visa for all countries, and all countries in the world can go at will. . Huashan Park charges a visit fee of 1000 yuan per minute, so Nanchuan people are still complaining that the fee is too low, which is inconsistent with Nanchuan's grade. . 5. In the minds of Obamas, Yukio Hatoyama and other nationals, there is a statue of Nanchuan District Governor at home. . 6. Posts such as "Which plate in Nanchuan has a house price below 200,000 per square meter" have become a topic of debate in Baidu Post Bar every day. . 7. There are three Super League teams and five CBA teams in Nanchuan, and Kaka barely plays the main role in a fire brigade team in Nanchuan. . Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo can only play for the Lieutenant Colonel football team because of their poor strength. . Garnett, Kobe Bryant barely got the qualification to play for a team in Nanchuan, CBA, under the condition of giving a red envelope to Nanchuan through the back door. . The Houston Rockets were directly named Nanchuan Middle School Team by Nanchuan Middle School. . 8.F 1 set up Nanchuan Station directly and cancel Shanghai Station for the simple reason that there are too few people in Shanghai and the attendance rate is too low, which belongs to an underdeveloped area in China. . 9. The International Olympic Committee decided to use Banxi River in Nanchuan as the permanent venue for the Olympic canoeing competition and the canoeing World Cup finals. . 10. Nanchuan people usually fly their own MIG -29 when they go to the streets, and those who go far fly their own private jets. You said you were ashamed to drive a Bugatti Veyron. . 1 1. Nanping town changed its mayor, and UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon personally called to congratulate it. US President Barack Obama visited Nanchuan and was received by the village head. People in Nanchuan District lost a dog. After Obama was informed, he immediately called the Pentagon and asked for a global positioning search. . 12. The first round of Russian nuclear attack on China only targeted Nanchuan. According to Hulvich, an American Russian economist, the destruction of Nanchuan will set China's economy back 500 years. . 13. There are more than 700 listed companies in Shanghai and Shenzhen stock markets, and there are 1586 in Nanchuan. Not to mention the companies listed on the Tokyo and new york stock exchanges. . 14. This rich man in Beijing, Shanghai and Hong Kong spent all his money to buy an account in Nanchuan, just to proudly say "I am from Nanchuan". . 15. The local ministries of education canceled the mother tongue and English courses, and all implemented Nanchuan dialect education. . The Ministry of Education of China has also cancelled English courses and introduced Chongqing dialect education. At the same time, it is stipulated that no matter how good a student is in mathematics and physics, he can't be admitted to the university, because such a student can't connect with the world in the future. . 16 In the United States, Japanese officials flocked to Nanchuan District for investigation and study, fearing that they would abscond. Even if they come to wash dishes, they should strictly investigate the 18 generations of their ancestors. . 17. Avril Ramona Lavigne said excitedly after the personal concert of Nanchuan sports officials: I won't be so excited to win Grammy awards in the future. . 18. A Lamborghini and a Bugatti Veyron rear-ended in Nanchuan Street, and the Nanchuan traffic police refused to accept the case because the loss was too small. . 19. After 500 rounds of hard negotiations, Tokyo finally defeated new york and successfully became a sister city with Nanchuan. . 20. People in Nanchuan educate their children like this: "If you don't study hard, I will send you to new york to work, which will embarrass our whole family." . . 2 1. Beijing candidates can only go to Nanchuan Vocational School, with a score of 750 or above, and there is no way to find someone to trust. . 22. Street barbecues and ramen restaurants in Nanchuan are among the top 500 enterprises in the world. If you work in Microsoft and Coca-Cola, you are embarrassed to look up and say hello when you go out. . 23. Every year, Nobel Prize in Literature winners have to sign a contract at Gulou Square for one month, so they have to make an appointment six months in advance, otherwise they will not be in the team at all. . 24. Bill Gates came to Nanchuan for a trip. Because taxis in Nanchuan were too expensive, he had to take a bus. . 25. In order to play golf in Nanchuan, Woods cried and begged Nanchuan Embassy to grant him a visa. . 26. During the construction (planning) of Nanchuan Tower, the foundation alone was10m higher than the Eiffel Tower. . 27. The reason why the United Nations Headquarters can't move to Nanchuan is that it can't afford to build an office building.