I hate people who have to teach everything, just like retarded people.

Those who are not called poison ... You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-swordsman.

Some people will play tricks in the game and say, "If I drive G, my whole family! If I didn't drive G, how would your family be? " He will change to: "If I drive G, all the furniture is mine! If I don't open your family, okay? Correct him and say, "You have the courage to change" private "to" "! You can say, "son, go back and see if your mother is at home." If not, open a G! " "I often scold like this.

Xx, you were short of calcium since childhood, and you were short of love since childhood. Grandma didn't hurt, and uncle didn't love. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong for you to give you a sword fairy, and you will not do it if you give you a sword god. You have to be a swordsman who doesn't cry or cry! Really, why bother? ! Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm also a father. Look at you. You are handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look at your thin face, it doesn't look like a pig at all! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! It's almost the festival, and I'll send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, no doubt Part II: People are shameless and invincible in the world: you can't even buckle the wall with a slap in the face! ! ! You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich and looks rich, like the front line, with a split urine. Go and cure him! ! People are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap all their lives, and the family wastes air, land and RMB.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to stay, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

Handsome, human beings will use asexual reproduction.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as good as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as beautiful as flowers and jade, you are more than 10 times.

Cheap people are always cheap people, even in the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

You are what you say when you like you, and what you say when you don't like you.

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series. . . .

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touch.

If you want to scold but don't want to scold too hard, you can scold while playing, like this:

You are shameless. Do you think the whole world is your mother? Everyone loves you! ?

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light, right?

Don't always ask people why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it? Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic!

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

When I get rich, we'll buy lollipops and two ... one you watch me eat and the other I'll show you.

When cooking, a crab pushes open the lid and says to you, "I'm hot!" " "Answer: If you want to be red, you can bear it. ......

At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

Humans are moving in the direction of ~ silly ~ forcing ~ running all the way!

This deity has also been scolded, but the reappearance of the most curse there is the worst, and he is not as knowledgeable as them. . . Besides, she scolds when she scolds. It is our noble quality not to talk back. Play our own game and let them scold. Anyway, scolding others is equivalent to scolding yourself.