Inspirational discourse of immigrant culture

1 Man, be open-minded. Why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? I can't find a toad with three legs, and there are many women with two legs!

2. Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry in time. A hundred years is too long, we can't seize the day!

3. "More stubborn than a cow, it is a rhinoceros!"

The worst date is the one that is terrible, unbearable and can leave psychological trauma!

5. (Guan Gu) What water, what harvest? Oh, tax! -Water under the bridge.

6. "handsome guy!" -(I am secretly pleased, and finally someone said that I am handsome) Your zipper is not properly zipped!

7. Play nunchakus if you want to practice martial arts!

8. You don't smoke or drink any more. If you want to stop this lust, caution and lust, you won't lose your secondary sexual characteristics. So what do you tell your parents?

9. For a takeaway, the whole world is advanced arms!

10 Cheer up, confidence comes from temperament!

1 1 "What bright sword? It's romantic to take it for a while. I don't want any bright swords, and dark battles are more suitable for me! " -Zhanbo's cowardly love heart

12 "I know you are an actor by your talk!" -"You have seen me spit!"

13 "It's normal to be lovelorn, and I often get divorced. What's the big deal! " -actor Xiao Xue's philosophy of life.

14 "Your type is not suitable for making romantic films. Take a nunchaku to play!" -Yifei's evaluation of others

15 These days, girls are so realistic! Who will sit there with you and criticize your feelings?

16 thousand cups of wine is not as good as a thousand cups of friends, and more than half a sentence is a couple!

17 you can't even afford a bus and pretend to be the matrix!

18 "the price of pork is rising, and the carpet is short of two Jin with me. His carpet is not made of pigskin! " -Hu Yifei sighed in the face of 5 meters less carpet.

19 "Listeners and friends, a good person is me, and I am a good person!" -Ceng Xiaoxian's radio opening remarks

20. "First-level combat readiness, armed to the teeth, blocking the cordon, blocking the land, sea and air!" -Hu Yifei's reaction to mice.

2 1 "Uncle, your go-kart is so big!" -Lin Wanyu saw the tractor's first feeling.

22. "Our chicken moves like this, one lift and one release, one lift and one release!" -Uncle commented on Wan Yu's dance movements.

23. "Founder"-"Killed a person"!

24, "broken, the car is broken! But it doesn't matter, the leading cow will take it away tomorrow! " -Uncle's car is great.

25. The lack of organic conditioning of the stomach and intestines leads to the confusion of the function of eliminating China, and now the rotation of the earth is getting slower and slower. Hey, it's not easy!

26. Boutique, immediate!

27. It's sunny in winter, and the cornfield is lazy, yo!

28. "Give it back to the priest! I see the whole nerve! " -Chen Meijia to pretend to be a priest Lv Ziqiao angry way

29. "Where is your boyfriend? Pull him out and I'll help him cross over! " -Zi Qiao refutes Meijia

30. Learn from Wu Sangui and learn to be responsible!

3 1 "You dress up in disguise and have ulterior motives. You can be defined as a terrorist! " -Meijia son to pretend to be a priest Joe said angrily.

What's mine is mine, not mine or mine!

33. Pursue the peak feeling and create a happy life!

34. Young master's body, waiter's life!

35. "Miss, is your head caught in the door!" -Zi Qiao can't figure out Meijia's rent.

36, 17, 7, 27, 48, March 8, Women's Day, May 1, June 1. .............

37, close the door, fake fake, rule out!

1, bet me it's not what you want, it's what I have …

I will definitely call you when I get married next time.

3. Yifei shouted: "Everyone, time is tight and the task is heavy. Be sure to work hard and don't make any mistakes. Do you understand? "

4, customs clearance, in the rivers and lakes, my fair lady, how are you?

5. Guan Gu: (In the video) Zhang Wei is a high-end lawyer. (Zhang Wei takes a selfie in a raincoat)

6. Zhang Wei sissy: How can a big boy gossip? This is a normal conditioned reflex of our girls. I hate it. You don't care about these details.

7. Zhang Wei: Like us girls.

8. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart!

9. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

10, Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty? Ceng Xiaoxian: Eye drops.

1 1, my surname is Huang and my name is Huifeng. . .

12, I used to apologize to people, but I can use my watch. . . A box of sashimi. . . A balloon. .

13, Nolan: Is he in love? Ceng Xiaoxian: No, he's a pervert.

14, get the hall, get the kitchen, kill Trojan horses, climb the fence, drive a car, afford a house, beg a mistress, and beat hooligans.

15, Yifei: I have only heard that black fertilizer will turn gray when it volatilizes, but I have never heard that it will stink when it volatilizes. Meijia: You are so strong.

16. There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

17, Nolan: Medicine ... Medicine ... Ceng Xiaoxian: Cheknau.

18, Guangu: If you are hungry, eat more. Youyou: What he said is a bad omen. Evil is vicious evil, and bad omen is fierce. Source: www.binzz.com Reprinted, please keep this source, thank you!

19, help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

20. Guangu: Longlong, you are a poor year, forever and ever.

2 1, the angel is with you

22. Fortunately, it's not red wine, otherwise my clothes would be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

23. Meeting and parting are like a turn. After a turn, it becomes a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

My wife likes penguins, so we are going to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos.

25. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li! (Complete Classic Sentences)

26, hitting people is not advocated, hitting the face hurts self-esteem.

27, death is not terrible, terrible is waiting for death.

28. Zhang Wei: I found the feeling of flowers and grass. Yifei: Just kill him.

29. Meijia: You are just a piece of chewing gum that has been peed by a dog. Yifei: The murderer who blocked the septic tank was afraid of polluting the atmosphere when he was cremated. Meijia: the scum of the animal world

30. Meijia: Are there any academic requirements for blood test?

3 1. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

32. Zi Qiao: Now, your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your eyebrows smell like Takeshi Kaneshiro. The action of holding beer looks like Wu Zhenyu at first glance. Is the face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

It's not terrible to die, it's terrible to sit here and wait for death.

Zi Qiao: Landlord, let's come in. Don't get me wrong, landlord, we are here to see you for the last time. Guan Gu: Landlord, I have to say that your head is so big that the four of us together can't save the landlord. Zhang Wei: Landlord, please hold on. Yifei: I'm offline.

35. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

36. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

37. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

38. Zhang Wei: (Hua Ze voice) Whenever you want to cry, you stand on your head so that your tears won't flow.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Did Hu Yifei tell you to draw a line with me? Zhang Qiao: No, we were just chatting. (Both nod at the same time)

Hu Yifei: Sekiya Chinki, how to use this crazy.

4 1, I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I only love my cheap brother, perfect feelings.

42. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

44. Zhang Wei: (Er Kang's voice) Last time I met you for the first time in Wang.

45. Ceng Xiaoxian: I have already talked to her. Watch, sashimi, balloon anger read together: angry is not good.

46. Spitting is used to count money, not to reason.

47. If you are quiet, you will be a virgin.

48. Zi Qiao: Does it itch? Zhang Wei: Hmm. Zi Qiao: According to my years of clinical experience, this is three mosquito packs biting together. Ceng Xiaoxian: I still have six packs of mosquitoes to bite together.

49. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is redundant.

50. A good boy is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

5 1, good, good, good.

52. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.

53. Life is like a play. One falls in love, the other gets married and has children. This is normal.

54. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

55. Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?

56. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

57. Your head and ass are upside down again.

58. Zhang Wei: Hit ... Waiter: Robbery! Zhang Wei: Discount.

59. Yifei: Is your head full of shit? Ceng Xiaoxian: All I can think about is you. I didn't mean that.

60. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

6 1. Spring breeze blows over Lugu Lake, and autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

63. Have you seen Flower Girl, who is forty years old? (Yifei stares at Ceng Laoshi and says)

64. Jump early, call it a day, die early and live early.

65. Narcissism plus brain damage is equal to self-mutilation.

66. China's good brothers and sisters.

Yifei: You went to see Nolan that day, and I made fried rice with eggs and waited for you at home. Why are you not in a hurry to come back for dinner?

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

69. The hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

70. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

7 1, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand much.

72. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.

73. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

74. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

75. I need a professional machine.

76. What's your status? You have an ID card.

77. At this time, the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

78. I am a stream, which keeps flowing forward, stream, stream, and never stops.

79. This is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

80. Counting sheep is done by foreigners. Just because sheep sleep and sleep are homophonic, jiaozi also counts …

8 1, Yifei: I have known Ceng Xiaoxian for many years. We always quarrel, but I understand. Why are you two together? I can't understand it. Years ago, I forgot myself. It's been a long time. Before, I didn't think there was anything good about Ceng Xiaoxian. I only feel this way when you come.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Brother Xian is also very popular. When have I ever been so casual? Youyou: Have you ever been popular? Ceng Xiaoxian: If I tell this to Guan Gu, guess ... Youyou: Are you popular? How red is it? Red, red crane, red sunset?

83. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes!

84. once you are surprised, you are afraid of the network cable for ten years.

85, friendship offside, lover is not full.

86. Guangu: Playing ventriloquism? I remember, wasn't it invented by Qin Shihuang? It is said that it was invented two thousand years ago when Jing Ke stabbed Qin. At that time, Qin Shihuang was chased by Jing Ke, so he shouted: Catch an assassin and hit an assassin, catch an assassin and hit an assassin.

Hong Qigong: Can I have a cigarette? Thank you very much.

88. (Investigation Paper) In those years, was she jealous and angry for your bohemian behavior? Did she cook snacks for you? Has she ever forgiven you for your mistake? Did she cry when she kissed you?

89. Youyou: He took great pains for this family. Guan Gu: When you may come in your dream, you need to keep your feet on the ground. If you can find a suitable part-time job, it is also excellent. You can not only cope with expenses, but also bear the kindness of love. Ceng Xiaoxian Zhang Wei: Speak human words. Guan Guyou: We are poor recently.

90. Zi Qiao: In class, the teacher always tells the teacher that students are students, and people and ghosts are different. Need to communicate? Zhang Wei: You still have to communicate when you call the roll.

9 1, in our place, when boys are interested in girls, they will say leave a phone number!

92. Zi Qiao: Before you got married, there were other boys who were very kind to you. After marriage, you only have me. But after marriage, I must be kind to you so that you won't lose, right?

93. Zhang Wei: (dreaming) Guan, you are really something. Guan Gu: You are a little genius, as clever as ice and snow.

94. (Zhang Wei plays Ou) Youyou: This is the medicine I prepared for you (the original line is breakfast). Please eat it while it is hot.

95. Youyou: I didn't say the child was yours.

96. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a knight errant.

97. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here

98. You can't go to the game because it's too anti-human.

99. Beating people does not advocate face self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

100, Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Why are you stuttering? Zi Qiao: I haven't talked to anyone for several days. Have you forgotten how to speak?

102, Ceng Xiaoxian: I remember that you used to be the top, but now how did you become the bottom?

103, yes, some things have been fantasized for a long time. In the end, you will find that they are neither perfect nor as terrible as expected. Just like the world behind this door, it is just a forgotten broom cupboard, but it still can't stop the young heart until it is expected and crazy. Skip the hurdle in front of you, leaving only the blue impulse.

104, do you know what the flower language of gourd is? Guangu: What medicine did you buy?

105, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.

106 I tried to hang noodles, jump off a building with a parachute, hit my head with tofu, and cut my pulse with potato chips!

107, Zhang Wei: Are you satisfied? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is an orc.

108, earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

109, the salesman who doesn't want to be a nanny is not a good student.

1 10, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

1 1 1. Policeman: I watched you vomit twenty minutes ago. I have lived for more than forty years and have never seen such a boring person. Guangu: Then you watched it for twenty minutes.

1 12, Yifei: It doesn't matter what you do, what matters is whether you can stay with me or not, otherwise how can I protect you? Zhanbo: You can't protect me forever. You will get married.

1 13, either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you.

1 14 As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of a leader like a donkey, you are afraid of subordinates like pigs.

1 15, it is better for a person to have fun than to have fun with others, and epilepsy is better than madness.

1 16, step on the banana skin and slip, then step on it.

1 17, you are a sheep sound. You ran away from the beginning. You can't run back, can you?

1 18. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Sanxin Xin back to life.

1 19, Meijia: He never gave us a chance! Not if you can't see the seam. Yifei: Did he leave a gap in his speech?

120, Yifei: drink without drinking, drink without drinking.

12 1, frozen for three feet, not thawed by microwave oven.

122, I said salty, not the sage of Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs. . . . Eggs. . . . .

123, Guangu: I have a yellow announcement to make to you.

124, Xiaoxian: Can you fight with such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

125, I love him, but that's the past tense and life is the future tense.

126, Zi Qiao: A bird with no feet.

127, (Ceng Xiaoxian caught on the forehead) Zhang Wei: Landlord: Calm down. Easy come and go landlord, I came in again, landlord, I came out again. In and out, and then put me in, okay?

128, I'm Brother Zeng. I told you about that letter, believe me. ...

129, Zhang Wei: I ate the desiccant in the cupboard as jelly beans. Yifei: That's rat poison. Remember to buy me a pack of supplies in the future.

130, Zi Qiao: I am a born actor. From childhood to adulthood, my eyes became round at the sight of beautiful mm.

13 1. At the moment, all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing again. Showbiz is a circle.

132, the word love is amazing, which is taken from the abnormal change and the abnormal state.

133, renting a house by flying: I found that I spent too much money, so I decided to rent another one and come for a holiday at the weekend.

134, don't trust girls, girls with gentle surfaces often hide a violent heart.

135, it is not good to give the opponent the right to speak, it is robbed.

136, whose children are not optimistic, is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

137, Boss Du: He is also an artist who sings in the station.

138, Meijia: Even if there is no flower head, you need a reason, or you won't get started. Zi Qiao: That also depends on whether there are any signs.

139, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.

140, it's not good to quarrel, so fight.

14 1, I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

142, Ceng Xiaoxian: Hey, Yifei, don't embarrass Zhang Wei. He can only guess the girl's mind. You're ... different! ! !

143. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.

144, courier brother: At that time, he wanted to tease me, so he didn't wear much.

145, Feng: Do you think I am a charlatan? We intellectuals have moral integrity.

146, then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe and it still glows. !

147, since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die.

148, you can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

149, I will die in a dozen different ways.

150, does this long and handsome one look like me?

15 1, Yifei: Do you know the premise of self-defense? Zhanbo: thick meat and beating

152, a tough life needs no explanation!

Yes, I like Ceng Xiaoxian very much. You bit me!

154, you must call me online tonight, otherwise-I will write your name on the tablet.

155, Guangu: Good ass

156, Meijia: Deal!

157, if my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

158, Meijia: This is your new and new human feelings. You win, the earth is yours, and we are all Altman.

159, a person's life will play a lot of leading roles. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

160, remember that the sweat and tears you shed at this moment in college are the water that entered your mind when you chose PRO!

16 1, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day.

162, Yifei's suitor: You have spent all your money, so you have to prove it.

163, the Chinese character is not hard enough to put on the dragon robe.

164, Guangu: I am responsible for your life. I am a boy who is going to get married, so I should be down-to-earth in dealing with real life.

165, quarreling is always bad, why not just fight?

166, I used to swear like a light. If I talk to him again ... the light went out. . . .

167, it's good not to show your face.

168, Meijia: I still think the clinic downstairs is better, and all patients have free lollipops to eat. Youyou: That's pediatrics.

169, a patient fantasizes that he is a swallow and often gives me bird's nest. I learned later that he was spitting at me.

170 I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain ... then his whole brain will be washed away.

17 1, Meijia: It's nothing to go to college without a female brother or sister.

172, Meijia: gossip is like pleasure. If shared, it can be multiplied by two. Zhang Wei: (Suddenly) What gossip? Yifei: Multiply by three.

173, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum.

174, Ceng Xiaoxian: a lone star in Dreadwind. He was stood up for his second marriage.

175, three phrases: romance, waste, screaming.

176, toilet, accompany me to find my husband.

177, Guangu: It turns out that the girl is made of water and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. Youyou: How much does he have in his lungs?

178, Yifei: Emotion is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go.

179, 1 The river is wide, and the wind blows on both sides of the rice flowers.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Bite your finger, or bite mine.

18 1, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

182, Zhang Wei: Tomorrow's show is just a new model, and the underwear style has not changed. What's the point of watching it again? Zi Qiao: You haven't blinked for two hours, so you've been looking at clothes. Zhang Wei: Or what?

183, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain.