What are the jokes in Sichuan dialect?

Sparrows and crows form a dragon gate array together.

The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you?

The crow said: I am your phoenix!

Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son?

Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler.

Sichuan dialect refers to the dialect spoken by Sichuanese. Sichuan dialect before Song Dynasty is obviously different from Sichuan dialect since Yuan Dynasty. According to the records in the Song Dynasty, scholars at that time collectively referred to Sichuan dialect and Northwest dialect as "Western dialect" and belonged to the same phonetic family.

In ancient times, there were two non-Chinese peoples, Shu and Ba, and two independent countries, Shu and Ba. They not only have their own independent languages: ancient Shu and Cuban, but also have an independent writing system called "Bashu Yu Tu". Cuban Shu language is completely different from Huaxia language at that time, and it is closely related to Qiang language, Jia Rong language, Yi language, Naxi language and Tujia language.

3 16 years ago, Qin destroyed the two countries one after another, gradually introduced the system and laws of Huaxia in the Central Plains into Bashu area, and began to immigrate to Bashu area in large numbers. In Bashu area, the coexistence and mutual infiltration of Cuban Shu language and Huaxia language appeared. Later, as a large number of Han people moved to Sichuan from the Central Plains in the Qin and Han Dynasties, they merged with the original Shu and Ba nationalities in Sichuan, forming the Han nationality with Bashu characteristics, and formed the Bashu dialect with relatively unified characteristics at the end of the Western Han Dynasty.

Selected Works has been published for four years. According to Records of the Historian, "Shu people first knew China, and his words were equivalent to those of China". At the same time, according to the records in Yang Xiong Dialect, the dialect in Liang Yi (that is, Bashu area) was close to Qin Jin dialect at that time, indicating that Bashu dialect at this time already belonged to a branch of Chinese.

As an independent branch of the ancient Chinese family, Bashu dialect was formed in the late Western Han Dynasty, mainly characterized by tone and vocabulary. In terms of tone, Lu's speech "The Preface of Qieyun" records that "Qin Long's tone is gone, and Liang Yi's tone is gone". At the same time, Huang Jian's Yang Wengong said: "Today's surnames are Xu and Yong, and they are all quiet. Xu Chen in the Spring and Autumn Period and Yong Chi in the Han Dynasty were also for this purpose.

In Shu, it's called the upper voice, the lower voice, and the people in Shu are flat. This shows that the tone of Bashu language has its own characteristics at this time. In terms of vocabulary, a remarkable feature of Bashu language at this time is that it absorbs the vocabulary of non-Chinese Cuban Shu language.

Yang Xiong Dialect and other historical documents record a large number of Sichuan-specific words. The words from the ancient Bashu dialect are Ba (flat), Sister (mother), Irregular (pen), Yang (you), Earthworm, Ayun (earthworm) and so on.