Blind date sketch script

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Characters in the script of the blind date sketch: girls, young men

Location: Park

Scene: Bench (TBD)

Woman: (on the phone) It's Aunt Zhang. What? Tell me to have a bunch of red flowers in my hand. (Embarrassed) Well, in this age, I'm still playing with the connector signal ... (The line you dialed is busy, please redial later. ) OK, OK, Aunt Zhang, I'll listen to you this time! Yeah, well, I'll hang up.

Man: (keeps calling and finally gets through) Hey, Mom, I've arrived at the place you specified, the park. Mm-hmm. The characteristics of girls are: height 1.6 meters, bar figure, bust 35. Do you have 35? Yes, oh, she still has a red flower in her hand. Well, her name is Ye. I remember everything. I promise your family that I will win that girl today! Well, I'll hang up first. (to the audience) Alas, the ratio of men to women in today's society is far from matching, so we have to retire. Seeing others in pairs, our pure hearts are getting haggard day by day, and drinking a cup of boiled water hurts our stomach. We even dream of dating at night. I am born in 1980s, and I just turned 28 this year. My whole family is worried about my blind date. It's not a pity that my mother introduced me to someone!

(I accidentally knocked down a girl when I turned around and just left)

Excuse me, miss.

Woman: You are a young lady. Your whole family is young.

Man: Hey, hey, it's just an interesting sketch. Do any men dare to take it? The shelf is broken!

Woman: Yo yo, look at your "selling face". That's 100% unhappy. Oh, hey, this facade is black. Have you just returned from emigrating from Africa?

Man: You ... you, Xiao Yang, are pretending with a red flower in your hand.

Woman: I am very happy. I am very happy. Unlike some people, men and women also sell a red flower. ....

(The two angrily sit on a park bench, look at their watches back to back, look left and right, then look back at each other, and then despise each other and say, "Cut")

Man: (turning his head and coughing a few times, taking the initiative to speak) waiting for someone?

Woman: (dismissively) Does it matter to you?

Man: (suddenly thinking of something, staring at the girl) Honghua, about 1.6 meters in size, with a bust of about 35 …

The girl found the man staring at his chest, and the man was embarrassed to turn his head.

Female: rogue.

M: It must be Miss Ye Zi. I'm shy with my legs crossed, and I keep fiddling with my clothes and feet.

Woman: (stands up in surprise) You? You, did you succeed? . .

Man: (I answered the phone before the girl said all the names) Well, I did (whispering).

Woman: (patting her forehead and talking to the audience) Just like him, do you think it is necessary for me to talk to him? Forget it. (On second thought) After all, it was introduced by Aunt Zhang. Let's observe first. (To the boy) Come and sit down.

Man: Here (whispering).

W: Why go back to ancient times? Can you be a little more girly? (grumpily said)

Man: (chest out, showing masculinity, walking up to the girl) Well, all right (tone or whisper).

Woman: Oh, my God, Aunt Zhang, what kind did you show me? This is the best. . . (To the man) Which should we talk about first, the concept of love and values?

M: Values.

W: Well, do you have a house and a car?

M: I think we discussed values. Why did we talk about the RV again?

W: Yes, value, value, that is, price and face value.

Man: Then see if I have any money.

W: I don't know.

M: That's right. Rich people are nouveau riche. If you have no money, you can see that it is a low-income household.

Woman: Don't talk nonsense. I don't think you have a real job.

Who told you that I have no job?

W: I think so.

M: Guess your sister. You guessed such a nice big boy as a coward. I tell you, my master is a model worker, and he is excellent. How bad can I be?

W: What exactly do you mean by sketch?

Man:? Guess what!

Woman: Guess your sister.

Male: (proudly) the ash sulfur worker is not afraid of hardship, and his body is covered with coal and soil; The boiler worker's heart is bright and the fire is booming; Steam turbine workers are highly motivated and shoulder four tasks. We take the factory as our home, not to mention crawling around the production line, sweating; Not to mention repairing the starlight in shifts, welcoming the sunrise and sending the sunset glow, just look at this whole day, a few greasy and sloppy.

W: Ash sulfur, boiler, steam turbine? From your power plant

M: Beautiful (spitting in a girl's face) and smart, so you can guess. It seems that you know a lot about our power plant.

Woman: I heard what my mother said about you. My mother said that she was cheated by my father's sweet words in her early years.

Man: (to himself) Master, you made me recite the classic language eight times. It turns out that someone used it more than 20 years ago. What kind of classics did you preach? (To the girl) So your father is also from the power plant?

Woman: That's right.

M: You know, people in our power plant often have to be on duty at night and on weekends, and their mobile phones must be turned on 24 hours a day. It must be overhauled on holidays, such as Tomb-Sweeping Day, Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival every year. Oil comes out in winter and sweats in summer.

W: Well, I know, my dad has been like this for decades. It's very hard!

M: Is it bitter? Think about the red army's 25 thousand. Tired or not, think about the old society, we are not afraid of being tired, and we are afraid that we will not be able to coordinate the contradiction between work and family in the future.

W: It depends on your family. Just like my family, although my mother often complains about my father's faults in my ear, she still understands my father and feels sorry for him!

M: Well, it's the same at my master's house. As a model worker, the master is excellent in all aspects, but he often feels sorry for his family, but his family has never complained about him. The master proudly told me that he had a virtuous wife and a sensible daughter, and told me to find a wife according to the standards of a teacher, mother and sister in the future. He'll check it for me!

Woman: I think it's better for your master to introduce his daughter to you. Although your face looks like a car accident scene, you are not bad.

M: Are you praising me or scolding me? What do you mean, it looks like a car accident scene! You can't make me say to the master, "Master, you see I'm not young either. Your daughter hasn't found a home yet. Why don't you marry me? Anyway, the wastewater will not flow to outsiders. " Do you think this is appropriate?

Woman: That's right. Then don't talk about your school sister. What do you think of me now?

Man: "I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain, but toward which corner of the mountain" …

W: What do you mean? Are you trying to fool me?

Man: No, no, just a few rounds. How dare I! What about you? What's your impression of me? (Pretending to be shy)

Woman: A drop of wine for the driver and two tears for the relatives.

M: Doesn't that mean I look like a car accident scene? Am I so unhappy? Do you know that?/You know what? Men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is love (shy, cover your face with your hands).

W: I've talked to you so much. I don't know which power plant you are from.

Man: chickens can lay big eggs ... (sly smile)

Woman: What? You are from Tianshenggang Power Plant!

M: Isn't it awesome? (Proud) What? Do you know anyone?

Woman: My dad.

Man: It can't be such a coincidence. Who is your father?

Female: Zhai.

Man: (exclaiming) My own mother, uncle and aunt, alas, what is this called? Zhai Wenqi, my master, I didn't mean to, master. I didn't know she was your daughter (kneeling down, thinking that Master Wen Qi was at the scene).

Woman: Ah, Aunt Zhang didn't tell me!

Man: She is my mother, and she didn't tell me that you are my master's daughter!

(male and female voices): I didn't expect it to be you!

Woman: Oh, God, I'm so ashamed. (Cover your face with your hands and twist your body)

(At this time, the boy receives a phone call from the master, and the stereo rings. )

Man: (to the girl) This is your father's. Hello, master.

Host: (The third person completes the behind-the-scenes dialogue) Cheng Xiao, the small turbine of engine No.1 is out of order. Come to the scene to see and learn.

Man: Master, I can't leave for the time being. I'm dating.

Master: What about the girl? Then show me.

You know him.

Host: Oh, really? who is it?

Your daughter. (Master hung up, the phone was busy at the scene, and the stereo cooperated) Hey, your dad hung up, so it seems that we are hopeless (one person sighs sadly).

(At this time, the girl also received a phone call, voice coordination, ringing)

Woman: Hey, Dad, what's wrong?

Host: Daughter, my father told you that this young man is not very good-looking, but he is good-natured, practical and durable (and then hangs up the phone).

Woman: Hello, hello. . .

Man: I said your father wouldn't agree (gloomily).

Woman: Hey, don't run, wait for me, wait for me, it's not over yet! (The girl chased him out).