Are there any jokes or jokes that make people laugh immediately?

I have a few new funny jokes here that will make you laugh out loud. I hope you all like them. Please read them below:

1. Because I was angry with my girlfriend. , my girlfriend ignored me, so I apologized at my girlfriend’s door. My father saw the scene on the bridge. I thought my father would blame me: "The boy knelt down for ten minutes to win back his girlfriend's heart. He has no spine." But the fact was beyond my expectation. My father stepped forward and told me : "You kid, you have to hold on, don't be such a coward. I think I was so strong back then. I knelt down for your mother all night long!"

2. I haven't been back to my birthplace in seventeen years. , I feel that I am very energetic when I come back this time. Taking a bus from the county seat to the countryside, I thought of the days when I rode a shabby bicycle in order to save two yuan on the fare, and my lips curled up. Just as I was thinking about it, the conductor came to collect the money. I took out ten dollars and said without raising my eyes, "No need to look for it." The conductor seemed to be fascinated by my cool movements for two seconds. He looked at me in a straight suit and said two words. : "Fifteen!"

3. Often when a person says: "I'm not bragging," he starts to brag. Often when a person says, "I am not attacking you," he starts to attack you. Often when a person says, "I'm not criticizing you," he is about to criticize you.

4. In the subject three examination room, when you see those cars driving very fast, don’t envy the students whose cars are driving so smoothly. That was because the safety officer personally drove the car back after the students failed the exam. The car at the origin of the test...don't ask me how I know that!

5. When I was delivering food last evening, I parked the battery car next to the square dancer. The lead dancer was not happy at the time and said that the car would hinder them. I said it was all separated. A few meters away will not affect it, right? The aunt said: Mercury retrograde, which is more than 100 million kilometers away from the earth, can seriously affect our mood. Do you think it will have an impact on you just a few meters away? I immediately fell silent.

6. My wife took advantage of my nap and secretly took money from my wallet, so I asked her: "I only have this little pocket money every month, and you still take mine, have you considered me?" "How do you feel?" Wife: "I have thought about it, so I will be gentle when I go to your place to get money, so as not to wake you up."

"I was a little touched for a moment...

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