Requesting a National Day skit script, it needs to be quick, it can be done in a few minutes, and there are many points

Sketch: A Gift to the Motherland

Author: Xia Tian

Time: The eve of October 1, 2009.

Location: Tianwei Community Neighborhood Committee.

Characters (in order of appearance):

Xiao Xia - 28-9 years old, Tianwei community worker, hereinafter referred to as Xia;

Sister Li - - About forty years old, a resident of Tianwei Community, a farmer who went to the city to do business, hereinafter referred to as Li;

Brother Wang - in his thirties, a resident of Tianwei Community, a Tianwei employee, hereinafter referred to as Wang;

Grandma Zhao - 70 or 80 years old, resident (retired employee) of Tianwei Community, hereinafter referred to as Zhao.

The curtain rises

Xia: Celebrating the 60th anniversary of the National Day, community residents have a grand party. The leader arranged the work and asked me, Xiaoxia, to be the director. When residents in the community saw me, they called me "Xia Dao" (making trouble).

Li: Just messing around! Foolishly! Foolishly!

Xia: Listen, this is happening again.

Li: Hey - I'm talking about Xiaoxia, the mule is worth more when it gets bigger and the horse gets bigger, but this person is not worth anything when he is "big"! Now that he has become a director, he has turned his back on others.

Xia: Sister Li, please stop joking. I am worried about our party.

Li: Rice thick? If the rice is thick, add water to the pot! Look at your potential, you look like a girl.

Xia: Sister Li, I am a pure man!

Li: You are a pure man, and I am still a pure girl! Could it be that being a director is more difficult than giving birth to a child?

Xia: Sister Li, when you gave birth to the child, you had it in your belly, but now that I, Xiao Xia, am a director, I don’t have it in my belly!

Li: What, do you really want to have a baby? Giving birth is our woman's patent. Do you, Xiaoxia, want to infringe it? ?

Xia: Hi, what kind of child should I have? Xiaoxia, I am the director, but it is the first time for a big girl to get on the sedan chair. It is unheard of for an old monk to worship heaven and earth!

Li: Xiaoxia, everything is difficult at the beginning. Sister, it’s easy for me! A few years ago, my eldest sister, I was farming in the countryside. It was really rainy and windy. I planted in spring and harvested in autumn and the sun basked me. I endured no matter how much hardship and sweat. I worked all year round. There was still no money in this bag. People gave it away. Nicknamed Pauper.

Xia: Yes! A few years ago, life in our rural areas was indeed not rich!

Li: But now, look again - rural land is transferred, Sister Li and I go to the city to make money. Business is booming and money comes from all directions. I bought a house in our community, and there is a car parked in the garage downstairs. Now, it has a house, a car, and money. To be honest, I am now a rich woman, not a rich woman. One word: "rich!"

Xia: Yes! In recent years, our government has paid attention to agriculture, rural areas and farmers, and vigorously developed the rural economy. Not only has the life of farmers gradually become richer, but also people like you, Sister Li, have entered the city, and their lives have undergone earth-shaking changes!

Li: (putting on sunglasses): Director Xia, look at who I am again?

Xia: Oops! Sister Li, you are pretending to be a gangster!

Li: Nonsense, I am a singer from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan! (Imitating the tune of "Road to Heaven" sung by Han Hong): Today I am in an extremely happy mood, seeing the countryside taking wings. Like an eagle spreading its wings and flying into the blue sky, it brings good luck to the children of farmers. This is a magical path... bringing a happy life to you. From then on, poverty slipped away and prosperity grew longer and longer. The children of the peasant family sang in unison...

Xia: Oops! Oh, Sister Li——

Li: Director Xia, what do you think of my show?

Xia: Sister Li! You are so talented!

Li: That’s—I have a thermos bottle hanging on my butt—that’s a certain level! Okay, get busy. I’ll go back and practice first (humming a song and leaving the stage)

Wang: Xia——Xia————Xia——

Xia: Still——it’s not out yet

Wang: Are you going to kill me? This - this is the director's arrogance - it's too big, is it - isn't it? Ignore - brother, this - this - this is the problem, is - is - isn't it?

Xia: How could that happen? Brother Wang, if something happens, can you speak?

Wang: Yo! Yo-yo! Dressed like this - so straight - straight - do you want to do (beat sound) - do - do it?

Xia: Brother Wang, isn’t this the “Art Party to Celebrate the 60th Anniversary of the Founding of the People’s Republic of China” being held in our community tonight? Can I not dress up?

Wang: You-you-you are like a dog licking.

Xia: Brother Wang, what do you think? Cool?

Wang: Cool - cool - cool - (pants) head, big - big - big cool - cool (pants) head!

Xia: This-I-I-I

Wang: You-you-you learn-learn-learn-me, do-do --what?

Xia: Brother Wang, are you okay?

Wang: I-I-I still have-have-have "five"!

Xia: Brother Wang, if you have anything to say, please speak.

Wang: In the 60 years since the founding of our country, various undertakings have developed greatly.

With the fast lane of rapid change, the city’s old appearance is changing into a new one.

Tall buildings are rising from the ground, and the roads are wider than the other!

When drinking water, remember the source without forgetting the origin; when drinking water, remember the person who dug the well.

Feel the great changes of the times and praise the motherland in unison!

Xia: Brother Wang, what you said is great! In recent years, under the leadership and care of the Party Central Committee, the streets of our city have become wider, the lights of the city have turned on, the buildings of the city have grown taller, and our living environment has improved. Through attracting investment and developing industry, our economy has developed!

Wang: As a citizen, I am so proud! Let’s play the Allegro section! I also ask Director Xia to give me more advice and help me check it!

Xia: OK! This show is good! Hey - Brother Wang, you, why don't you stop stuttering?

Zhao: Director Xia! Director Xia! You little troublemaker, why are you ignoring me?

Xia: Grandma Zhao, why have I become a troublemaker?

Zhao: I heard people call you "Xia Tong". This "summer troublemaker" is not a troublemaker, is he?

Xia: Hi!

Wang: Zhao—Zhao—Nai—Nai—Grandma!

Zhao: Oh my God, it’s so hard to listen to you!

Wang: Grandma Zhao, don’t look down on me. I have to say Allegro at this National Day party.

Zhao: What? You're so eloquent and you still speak Allegro?

Wang: Yes, I won’t tell you anymore. I have to go home to breastfeed the child. (Step down)

Xia: Grandma Zhao, do you have a problem with me?

Zhao: Isn’t our community going to hold a “Art Gala to Celebrate the 60th Anniversary of the Founding of the People’s Republic of China”? I want to put on a show.

Xia: Grandma Zhao, do you also want to put on a show?

Zhao: What’s wrong? To tell you the truth, I have fought against Japanese soldiers, carried guns, and been injured on the battlefield. Liberated, turned over, and become the master of the new society. New China, under the red flag, is not afraid of any difficulties. With sweat and enthusiasm, we build the four modernizations. Now that I am retired, I have hope for happy days - hum, I can't be idle even if there is a community party!

Xia: Grandma Zhao, have you seen the Japanese?

Zhao: What do you mean I have seen the Japanese? Back then, I met a Japanese soldier on the way back from a mission. He chased me and shouted: "Flower girl's work! Flower girl's work!"

Xia: So dangerous ah! What happened next?

Zhao: Tell me, that Japanese devil asked me to work for him - I fucked his grandma's legs! I took out a grenade, pulled the string, and threw it.

Xia: What happened next?

Zhao: Later, he worked hard!

Xia: Grandma Zhao, you were so great back then!

Zhao: What do you mean I was so great back then! Now, my old mother and I are also very strong and will not admit defeat!

Xia: Really? So what is Grandma Zhao doing now?

Zhao: "Feeding chickens" at home?

Xia: Oh, developing the breeding industry?

Zhao: Do ??you think it’s strange that the “chicken” I’m talking about doesn’t eat and still surfs the Internet every day?

Xia: Oh, it’s a microcomputer! Do you still know how to surf the Internet?

Zhao: What? Who stipulates that old mothers cannot access the Internet?

Xia: No! Grandma Zhao, what do you do online?

Zhao: Of course he is an Internet person! No need to ask.

Xia: Internet person?

Zhao: Hey hey hey! Just two days ago, I caught an old man online.

Xia: Huh? Did you hook up with an old man?

Zhao: You are such a bad boy. I just found another grandpa for you. Okay, stop talking, our community is holding a "Art Gala to Celebrate the 60th Anniversary of the National Day" and I have a program.

Xia: What show are you planning to put on?

Zhao: That’s the “dog to death”!

Xia: Disco? Grandma Zhao, can you also dance modern dance?

Zhao: Why do you look down on people! If you don’t believe it, look at it, music, miusic (music starts)

(Dancing starts, actors come on stage)

(Dancing stops)

Zhao: A gift to the motherland!

Qihe: Cheers for the motherland! yeah! (Grandma Zhao does the reverse)

(End of the play, step off the stage)

I hope I can help you

We have done it before, you continue to do it!

Wish you a successful performance!