20 words of funny jokes

Life needs rhythm, and every step can lead to a wonderful life, just like every friend around you, a small joke is better than countless words of greetings. So jokes are the best choice here. Next is the "20 Funny Jokes" that I carefully prepared for you. Welcome to watch! 20 Funny Jokes (Popular)

1. Xiang Yu was tightly held by Liu Bang Surrounded by Gaixia, they were in trouble. At night, Xiang Yu heard Chu songs from all sides and was shocked: Who is singing!? Yu Ji was stunned: "Warmth warms the loneliness?"

2. Many years later, if you get married, if I get married, If you are not married, tell your son to be careful on the way home from school.

3. Your smile grabs my heart and never fails.

4. I suddenly discovered that if any girl’s name is followed by ?. rmvb?or?. AVI? suffix, what a temptation that must be!

5. I suggest that everyone understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.

6. The math teacher took us to swim in the sea of ??questions, but she landed ashore and we all drowned.

7. It’s not that I was careless, but I did it on purpose!

8. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

9. Why do you often have tears in your eyes? Because you are too pretentious.

10. Time is really a great thing, it can make fate wander.

11. He was laughing at the sky while holding the knife across his face. In fact, he had peed his pants. His hands were trembling and sweating, his heart was shivering, his back was aching and his legs were cramping. He was laughing because the knife had no edge.

12. You will be really angry after a mosquito bites you, but what is even more annoying is that you can’t find it when it bites you!

13. Love turns around in your heart A thousand times, I want to see you again, let me know that you also feel in your heart that our love is not in vain, you and I will miss you deeply until the last day of our lives!

14. Thinking of you every day, I miss you at night, surround you in my dreams, look at you in my eyes, hold you in my hands, and love you in my heart!

15. Where did the most unforgettable scar on my body come from? Birth That cruel doctor cut it. 20 words of funny jokes (classic)

1. I hope that one day the person who will lead me into marriage is the boy I love deeply.

2. The so-called sleeper can be summed up in eight words: spring sleepiness, summer fatigue, autumn nap, hibernation

3. That person looks good, how can I say it. The pixels are relatively low!

4. Actually, I can’t tell a joke, but someone always asks me to tell one, and you all laugh before I even tell it.

5. The three most confusing sentences in class:? Why are you reading? Look at the blackboard!? Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me!? Why are you looking at me? Read a book!?

6. Don’t waste the word youth, you are already at the beginning of autumn.

7. Who said the results are not important? Why should the results of my hard work be given to others.

8. I have tried to give up perfectly, and it is indeed very practical. You are gone, I am gone, you and I are separated.

9. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I answered: Joyful, beautiful, lazy, and Fei Yangyang. I stood for a class.

10. Ruobai looks like someone owes him eight million all day long, Chuyuan looks like he owes eight million to others all day long, and Fang Tinghao looks like I have eight million all day long. expression.

11. You are just a pen bag, which can only be used to hold pens.

12. Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be made to gain. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

13. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

14. Your volume during class during the day is much lower than during evening self-study. This is extremely abnormal. If this happens to wild animals, it means a major natural disaster is coming.

15. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. He must die early or late. 20 words of funny jokes (selected articles)

1. The weather and the forecast are a twisted couple: I am not good at what you say.

2. Flying down three thousand feet, what otaku would not waste paper. An Neng can bend his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the powerful, who will he sleep with tonight?

3. Never challenge my bottom line, otherwise? I will have to modify my bottom line.

4. God spreads wisdom to the world, and I am smart enough to hold an umbrella.

5. You, you, you, you, if you force me again, I will feed you Sanlu.

6. Love is a kind of responsibility, which can only be understood deeply if you have it; love is a kind of happiness, which can only be understood gradually if you have it; love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you every minute and every second .

7. If I die, my first words will be: Finally, I don’t have to be afraid of ghosts anymore.

8. It’s so classic now, but so thrilling in the past.

9. If you don’t fall asleep in class, you’ll get drunk at the wine table. < /p>

11. I am very possessive, don’t touch my things, or I will fight you hard.

12. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether I was right or wrong when I decided to come to Earth.

13. If you are a white-collar worker, you need to prepare a few white shirts. Firstly, it is professional, and secondly, it is easy to reveal the color of your bra!

14. I have grown my hair long. I have long been concerned. Don't think that I am not a monk because I have long hair. In fact, I have been thinking about the master in the Taoist priest's arms.