Classic short sentences that satirize women

1. Classic sentences that satirize women

You girls have incomplete limbs and abnormal facial features. Your appearance is out of proportion and not well-proportioned. You have not yet fully evolved. I have seen ugly ones. I have never seen such an ugly one. Your appearance slows down the Internet speed. Your appearance consumes too much memory. It breaks through human imagination. You are very sci-fi and abstract! It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection! It's not fully evolved yet, so it's really hard for you to look like a human. I've never seen one that's so long and has archaeological value. This incompletely evolved life form, a genetically mutated alien, a kindergarten-level high school student, a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome, an abandoned baby of the Mount Everest Yeti, a septic tank clogged murderer, and the descendant of an African who got a black pig. , a chimpanzee with an imbalance of yin and yang, a hippopotamus crushed by Noah's Ark, a new volcanic vent, the shame of the Eskimos, a superorganism that survives with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decayed vitality, a spurned "source of nouns, degenerating three times a day" Dinosaurs, the most powerful piece of waste in human history, an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a brainless creature that can think, a scourge that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, descendants of ancestors who have been humiliated by it, humus accumulated for thousands of years, scientists also Primitive species that you dare not study, raw materials necessary for the destruction of the universe, orcs that even orcs look down on you, sedimentary raw materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, a disfigured Ronald McDonald, hateful guys like you can only act in TV series A piece of excrement is not as good as the chewing gum that a dog peed on on the roadside. Even a flower is more than 10 times more beautiful than you. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body. It pollutes the environment. Not even Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you touch. The saliva it spits out is more deadly than SARS. If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you pretend to be cool and cool, humans will have to use asexual reproduction. , Idiots can be your teachers, even retarded people can teach you to speak human language, as long as you raise your head, there will be holes in the ozone layer, the purpose of immigrating to Mars is to leave you, if your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down. , if you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you, grenades will explode when they see you, others have to fly a plane to hit the Gemini stars, but you can have the same power as long as you parachute, and all the famous places you have visited will become monuments. The monuments you have visited will become history. I have not done anything good in my 18 lives before I know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough. You are very creative. It is not your original intention to be ugly, it is just God who made it happen to you. Without your temper, how can you bring out the beauty of the world?

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Part 1 of classic statements that satirize women: Classics that satirize women 1. After all, this is not a society where bitches love each other. 2. Please be more respectful. 3. Do you think everyone only believes in you? Suddenly, we all understand your hypocrisy, hypocrisy, and hypocrisy. 4. You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You must know that there is only one earth in the universe. It also makes your arrogance explode. 5. You are very patriotic, dedicated and courageous. You will never speak ill of others behind their backs or frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have good moral character. Noble, you never beat others down, you are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive me for what I just said against my will. 6. You are really trying to shake a tree, how easy is it? 7. Please don’t insult my intelligence with your poor acting skills! 8. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high. 9. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around. 10. What apology? False comfort! Get away from me! ! 11. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all his students in the end. 12. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

13. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you! 14. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people! 15. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find. 16. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear. 17. I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive! 18. I don’t remember sorrows. I usually report them on the spot. 19. I want to be one of your teeth most. 3. I need some classic sentences to criticize and satirize hypocritical women.

1. Gold and jade are ruined on the outside.

2. I wish you achieve success as soon as possible!

3. You are quite suitable for taking the upper-level route!

4. People like you are really rare in the world!

5. If you wear the mask for a long time, it will become your face.

6. This person has been successfully transformed.

7. A hypocritical heart will not have strong legs.

8. Are you tired of pretending, pretending, and pretending?

9. Hypocritical sincerity is more terrifying than the devil.

10. It is difficult to paint the skin of a tiger, but it is difficult to paint the bones.

11. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

12. Aphids eat green grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.

13. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

14. Don’t tell others that you know me, that’s an insult!

15. It’s such a cold day, you’re not cold! (You are so thick-skinned)

16. A smelly garbage man, the source of the noun "spit".

17. If others can’t see your hypocrisy, would you stop being hypocritical?

18. Hypocrisy can never become true by virtue of its growth in power.

19. Don’t cheat on exams, just fuck you. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend to be confused if you get caught.

20. The world is like this, it is all hypocritical. If it is not hypocritical, how can it be called a world?

21. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.

22. In many affairs in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

23. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the most noble thinking. It never tries to break away from thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation effortlessly.

24. The real hidden disease is insignificance, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

25. When the god of poverty comes in quietly, the false friendship escapes hastily through the window.

26. Truth is truth only because it confronts errors and hypocrisy.

27. Hypocrisy cannot create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing...

28. Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to avoid others censure.

29. A wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar wearing a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, but you are just an animal when you put on clothes!

30. After tasting all kinds of flavors in the world, plainness is the most beautiful; after seeing the prosperity of life, plainness is the most true. Life can be very complicated or very simple. The key lies in what kind of mentality we use to look at it. It’s not scary. What’s scary is wearing a mask and living in a dream of vanity. Live more realistically and live more simply. If you’re right, you’re right. If you’re wrong, you’re wrong. If you love, you’ll love. If you hate, you’ll hate. If you laugh, you’ll laugh. , just cry when you cry, no hypocrisy, no pretense 4. What are the classic sentences to satirize people

1. You are very patriotic, dedicated and courageous, and you will never speak ill of others behind their backs. , you will not frame others, you are the least dirty person in the world, you have noble moral character, you will never beat others up, you are honest, kind and beautiful.

Forgive me for what I just said against my will.

2. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you!

3. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

4. There are many kinds of villains. There is a difference between "villains in the market" and "villains in the market". There are good and bad villains. The villains in the market are the people who are good. Some people will use scheming to do good things on the surface, that is, secretly do evil things, pretend not to know anything, and feel very happy inside. Such people are despicable and bad.

5. He who thinks he is a gentleman with his heart and says nothing is evil is a villain; everyone knows how to be wary of villains. Only those who praise Yao and Shun in words, agree with Jie and Zhou in heart, swear by mountains and seas with their mouths but harbor traps in their hearts, will be the last ones. It's hard to measure. This kind of duplicitous hypocrite will do his best

6. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

7. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, or the separation between life and death, but the fact that I was born in my motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in my motherland.

8. You need to reinvent the wheel.

9. Your internet speed is slowed down and your memory is consumed too much.

10. Why don’t you walk on the great road of the world?

11. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

12. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

13. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.

14. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

15. Please don’t insult my intelligence with your poor acting skills! 5. Classic sentences for scolding women

Who didn’t take off his pants and exposed you?

He has the face of a bank robber and an orchid finger, which makes me sick when I see him!

She looks very pure. She is a virgin at first glance, right? Look at what I'm saying, you don't look like a virgin!

You are an authentic beauty - that is, you can be considered a beauty in the local area. There are no lights in the tunnel.

Go get a haircut and change your hairstyle. That’s how you do it. Your face is the prettiest one

Stop staring at people all the time. It’s time to buy tickets. Don’t people in the zoo have the money to buy monkeys?

It depends on how you look. Well, I vomited all my gastric juices the year before last. I said you can open a weight loss shop and make money. What a dedicated face you have.

I have known you for such a long time. I think you are quite a nice person. Let me ask you something. Don’t be impatient. You are a man.

There are only two kinds of people in the world who are very eye-catching. One is very good-looking, and the other is just like you.

Your mirror is really not easy!

Did I say enough is enough? I think the ones above are quite choking