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If I were a stupid person, I would kneel down and beg!

The story of "One Mountain in Gong Yu" was originally a folklore, and not many people may know it. However, since a great man wrote an article praising Gong Yu's determination to move mountains despite difficulties, Gong Yu in Beishan has become a big star, and he is worshipped by almost every household name. However, it has become a negative example to ridicule and oppose Gong Yu's knowing how to move mountains. In fact, there is a problem of "angle" when looking at things, and there is also a problem of "angle" when looking at Yu Gong. If you have the heart to veto and the perseverance to handle affairs, it is indeed a model. But from the perspective of efficiency and effectiveness, I'm afraid it's hard for a fool to be recognized. Seriously, it's just stupid. Calling him a "fool" is really "worthy of the name". One day, my colleagues and I traveled to the mountainous area, and the car galloped on the expressway, suddenly bypassing the cliff and suddenly crossing the tunnel. People can't help but sigh that the transportation is convenient and extends in all directions, so we talked about the ancient foolish old man, which caused some discussion. Colleague a said, if I am an idiot, why should I move both mountains? This is obviously a "waste of people's money", which is silly! Why not build a road and railway halfway up the mountain and dig a tunnel, which is labor-saving and labor-saving, and can also achieve the purpose of convenient travel. Colleague B said that your method is better than Gong Yu's, but in my opinion, how much earthwork does it take to dig a tunnel? Still very laborious! Besides, I'm afraid Gong Yu doesn't have the technical level of tunneling. It is better to simply move his family outside the mountain like the immigrants in the Three Gorges reservoir area today. Isn't it convenient and time-saving? Their speech drew bursts of laughter and applause. I said, your method is good, but there are still problems. They asked, what's the problem? I said, have you thought about it? Gong Yu is just a mountain resident. His family must be very poor, and his living standard may be below the poverty line. If you want him to open the tunnel, you should at least hire a few engineers, right? How does he pay people? You can't let him move: First, Gong Yu probably has a homesickness complex, so it is difficult to leave his hometown; Second, unlike the immigrants in the Three Gorges reservoir area today, Gong Yu is given "demolition fee" and "resettlement fee" by the government. If he pulls down the old house, I'm afraid it will be difficult for him to build a new one outside the mountain! They asked again, according to what you said, Yugong had to continue to lead his children and grandchildren to dig mountains every day? I said with a smile, there is another way-if I am a silly old man, I will set up a "Beishan Gong Yu Quarrying and Carving Co., Ltd." to dig mountains while developing. I am the chairman, specializing in internal management; Son as general manager, responsible for product development and sales; I still want to reuse that Hequ Zhiman and ask him to be the chief accountant. As for the villagers nearby, please be "migrant workers"; In addition, if Chiang Kai-shek is still alive, please ask him to be the "transport battalion chief" of his old job. When opening the business, please ask the big shots to cut the ribbon to expand their influence, and then raise funds from the society to get the stock listed. In this way, in three to five years, Gong Yu can not only get rid of poverty, but also lead the villagers to get rich together. Not only has it provided many products such as stone lions, stone tablets, stone benches and stone platforms for the society, but it has also dug almost all the mountains in front of the house, killing two birds with one stone. Why not? Perhaps, Yugong can get a county "vice chairman of the CPPCC" or something! Hearing this, the car full of colleagues applauded warmly and laughed: Miao, Miao, this plan is great!