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If you want curse words that make people angry, you need a lot of them. Use them urgently.
I only have some~~~ (but very cruel)
People who scold fat people: CBD! (Damn Fatty) Added: The dialect of my hometown.
You coelenterate!
I am so lazy that I can’t even stuff a toothpick into your anus!
Incompletely evolved life forms, genetically mutated aliens,
You can only act like a dungster in a TV series,
You can’t compare. The chewing gum that was sprinkled by dogs on the roadside,
You are more than 10 times more handsome than Ruhua,
To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth,
If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave a body to avoid polluting the environment.
Not even Amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched.
The saliva you spit out is more deadly than SARS.
If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion.
If you pretend to be cool and handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.< /p>
You idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you how to speak human language.
As long as you raise your head, the ozone layer will break.
You want to immigrate to Mars. I want to leave you.
If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world can be shut down.
If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not be able to help but fly towards you. ,
Your grenade will explode when it sees you,
Others have to fly a plane to hit the Gemini stars, but you can have the same power just by parachuting,
All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.
I have not done anything good in my 18 lifetimes before I know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.
Looking at you, who looks like a jade tree in the wind, handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, and blooming like a flower, you must be the best among scum, a beast among beasts, and the left cheek is twitchy, and the right cheek is twitchy. Not worth kicking. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole life as a broken motorcycle deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! I teach you how to practice swordsmanship, and you practice swordsmanship. If you don’t practice swordsmanship, practicing is despicable! If you don’t practice the golden sword, you will become a bitch if you practice it! If I give you the Sword God, you shouldn't do it. If I give you the Sword God, you won't do it. I won't be a shameless person, crying and shouting to be a bitch! Really, why bother? !
I wish you a safe journey. If you get lost along the way, if you step on dog poop on the road, may you be as lucky as the East China Sea. Jump into the sea as soon as possible. May you be in good health, lose all your teeth, smile often, and deserve to die with laughter. If you meet on the road, Tornado, dying easier! you are BC(idiot) every day!
With you in my life, my days are full of infinite vitality; with you along the way, I am not afraid of lightning strikes; just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; without you, such good pig food Who to feed.
You are the best among all the people in the country, riding a bench to the moon; You are the best in the world at blowing, drinking from a vat instead of a cup; From ancient times to the present, you are the best, scaring people to death when you go shopping; you say these things do not count What, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you
Critical remarks:
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven---forgot (bastard) eight, one has big ears and the other has small ears--- A handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs is slapped on the back of the neck---the glaze is reversed
No chicken for twenty-one days---the meat that the bad guys can't sell in the dog days of summer---stinky goods Triangular Cemetery---Being immoral and not washing your mouth for three years---having a foul mouth and not pooping for three years---swelling of feces (bastard) raised by a big girl---an ugly thing and a big cart to pull a bastard---carry you The land lord dug out his eyes---a blind man dropped bean dregs from the sky---a pig should eat the Lantern Festival and rolled it into the pot---a bastard, a steamed bun dropped from the sky---a dog's creation, five hundred coins divided into two times---two hundred and fifty cow shit worms Move --- get out of here
Sores on the top of the head, suppuration on the soles of the feet --- the erhu in Dongyue Temple is so bad --- the devil pulls stones and puts them in the chicken coop --- the old fat pig is slaughtered ---The tiger who got stabbed is dragging his raincoat---Unpopular, there are elder brothers and younger brothers---Who do you think is the old one burning yams in the ashes---They are all bastards
Scattering soybeans in the sesame field---bastards are rewarded in the underworld---looking for ghosts and hanging them, beating powder and arranging flowers---being shameless, beating drums with meat and bones---both meat and bones
playing trumpets with meat and bones ---Hun(dun) boiled glutinous rice balls in a meat pot---Hun(dun) egg has sores on the back and umbilicus with pus---bad black bean pocket---stinky thing, filial brother, loyalty, trust, etiquette, righteousness, etc. ---Shameless in dog skin---Not a human being, Fan Jin passed the exam---Go crazy with joy and write poems in the toilet---Stinky scholar
Lighting a lantern in the toilet---Looking at shit (seeking death) Dog beating Squirting --- Sunny day, dog bites beggar --- beasts also bully people, dog bites skin, shadow --- no human touch, dung beetle yawns --- a bad mouth, dung beetle lies on the tip of the whip --- light I know how to soar in the clouds, but I don’t know that I am dying before my eyes
The camel gave birth to a donkey---it is strange that no seedlings will appear after sowing the ground---the bad seed behaves according to its clothes---a dog sees a person and sees a Bodhisattva pooping---tells lies< /p>
Sorghum scattered in the millet field---Materials for the bastard's blacksmith's shop---The beaten goods sang loudly on the home stage---The ghost King Yama who did not know death made a notice---a series of lies and the mind of a Bodhisattva- --Painting plum blossoms in the snow without heart---Dog's feet
Hang animal skins in the main room---It's outrageous
The cat climbed over the steamer---The dog is blessed< /p>
The robber painted an image---just like your thief form
Falled in the bamboo garden---should be killed (thousands)
Monkey diarrhea- --The intestines are broken
Horse racing on the wall---animal that never looks back
The blind man plays the piano---nonsense
The grandfather of the king of hell-- -Old Ghost
Your bright smile makes wolves hang themselves; your gentle cry makes chickens fly and dogs jump; your chic stand fills the air with stench; you sweat with excitement and lice suffer; you If you are not dressed up, you are uglier than a ghost; if you are dressed up, you will scare the ghost to paralysis!
If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don’t worry. This is a gift I asked the God of Happiness to give you. From now on, you will live a happy life. A carefree and happy life! Because~~it’s so silly!
I have countless friends in the past, but you are the only one deep in my heart. I have searched for you for thousands of times, but suddenly I look back and you are deep in the donkey shed! Eating grass and leaning against a tree, with a footcloth wrapped around his head.
Wow! Whose donkey is so cool!
It is said that one day, you picked up a magic lamp from the roadside; you rubbed it, and a devil appeared; he said: I can grant you a wish! You said: I want to live forever, be invulnerable, and learn to swim! The result ~ click! You become a tortoise...
Under the crystal clear blue sky, the spring wind blows slightly, butterflies dance in the grass, and the fragrance of earth flows in the air. You lie there and sunbathe warmly. I licked my belly and thought proudly: Ah, I will still be a toad in my next life!
Looking from the front, you look like you have been run over by a car, and from the side, you look like you have been gnawed by a donkey. You are the most shocking and most failed person in the history of human creation!
With your honor, people are disgusted by others, and ghosts are disgusted by ghosts. It’s rare to scare a pair to death, but it’s good to scare a whole car to death. I must withstand the pressure when talking to you! Full of righteousness! Only then can I not be intimidated by your stinky attitude! I’ve seen people who are lazy, stupid, and poor without food or water; you are the only one who can make everyone look ugly like never before
You have three brothers in your family: 249 It’s you Brother, 251 is your brother, and you are the one in the middle
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