What can I do when I'm bored?

On Monday, Xiaoying handed in her homework and was called to the penalty station by the teacher at noon. She read "I won't lie to the teacher again" 500 times. Why? Let's see how her composition is written:

Today is Sunday. We got up early and went to Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruit, because grandparents live in Taiping Mountain.

At the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and began to climb the mountain. It took about 1 minute to reach the top of the mountain. The air at the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard. Wow ... Grandpa's orchard is so big, many fruit trees are planted, including watermelon tree, strawberry tree and pineapple tree ... Because I am too young to climb it, Grandpa climbed the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to Dad, and Dad followed with one hand!

There are many fruits growing on the ground of the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc ... Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled them with his hands, removed the seeds and gave them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than twenty. Cousin also threw a coconut in my face, killing me!

After the fruit dinner, we went to the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain to play. We heard the teacher say that the Himalayas is the highest mountain in the world. Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I'm so sexy. Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in hot springs. What a cold hot spring. The Himalayas are really a good place.

Later my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw a McDonald's near the top of the mountain. Cousin, you always borrow money from me! When I was still shopping, I heard my mother calling us home in Taiping Mountain and had to leave reluctantly.

Dad said that if I won the first place in this exam, he would take me to Tokyo, Beijing and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing most because my cousin lives in Xijing. She said that in fact, textbooks are deceptive. There is a mountain in Xijing that is higher than the Himalayas. It takes about 3 minutes to climb it. There is also a big night market and children's playground, and there is a clear stream. I must study hard and let my father take me to these places to play.

Teacher's comments:

The content is full of contradictions, exaggerations, and unintelligible, which I have never seen in more than 20 years of teaching. Please pay attention next time.

I said after 90.

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A GG pushed out of the car from the rear,

Say "sorry, get off" to the woman, and the woman will move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed over.

As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see.

GG hasn't spoken. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "You repeat the machine. " .。 . . .

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!"

The whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side, "Are you out of power?"

The whole car is laughing ~!

The young woman reported: "I put my money in my bra and was stolen by a handsome guy in a crowded subway ..." The policeman wondered: "You didn't notice such a sensitive place?" The young woman blushed and replied, "Who would have thought it was money he touched?

A woman said to her cheating husband: If you dare to divorce and marry that little demon, I will marry her father. From now on, my son will call you brother-in-law and you will call me mother! My husband fainted on the spot, so he behaved well. ...

My wife spent a lot of money on plastic surgery and turned into a beautiful woman to go home in a few days! When he came in, he said to his puzzled husband, "What's the matter? Don't know me? " The husband paused, then said in surprise, "Come in quickly, my wife is not at home."

One day, I suddenly found that I had a big aunt, a second aunt, a fourth aunt and a fifth aunt, but I didn't have a third aunt. So I went to ask my dad: Why don't I have a third aunt? I thought for a moment: Did Third Aunt die when she was young? My dad said angrily, your third aunt is your mother!

A girl met a gangster at night. The gangster asked fiercely, stop! Why are you going? The girl didn't want to be robbed of money, and said piteously, go and borrow money. The gangster still asked fiercely: What do you borrow money for? The girl was afraid of being robbed. She said that she had no money to treat sexually transmitted diseases. The gangster roared: get out!

Mr. A found that there was often a short message from a stranger on his wife's mobile phone, and each message had the same content: "Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me." One night 10: 30, Mr. A caught the cheating wife and the man who was having sex and cursed: TMD, do you think I can't read that message? I/kloc-take off your bra at 0: 30!

The boy said to the girl, "I fell in love with you at first sight!" " "The girl asked strangely," when did you first see me? The boy quickly explained, "It was a school day." I saw you and your family come to school. The skirt you are wearing is very beautiful! "! !" The girl was furious: "I didn't wear a skirt that day, it was my mother who wore a skirt!" " "

Speaking of a small secret bank, I finally broke into the safe and found there was no money in it, but I put some jelly in it. The thief was puzzled, but he couldn't think for nothing and ate the jelly. The next day, Mr. Thief bought a newspaper specially to see how much influence stealing a bank can bring. Hey ~ since it made headlines, the only sperm bank in our city was stolen last night!

The dog proposed to the bear, and the bear said, "I don't want to marry you, I want to marry the cat." The dog was puzzled and asked, "Why?" The bear said, "if I marry a dog, I will have a bear." If I marry a cat, I will have a panda! " "

There are three children sitting in front of the clinic-a big boy, a little boy and a girl. The nurse asked, what's the matter, little friend? Big boy: I swallowed a glass ball. The nurse asked the other one, and you? Girl: That glass ball is mine. The nurse asked again, what about you? Little boy: I will play next!

Somali pirates: "3 million dollars, one price!" " "China official:" 2.5 million! Pirate: Do you think I'm stupid? I know you said 250 was a curse! China official: "Three million is three million! But * * * to write seven million! " The pirate's eyes were full of tears and he held up his thumb: "You still insist on robbing money! ! ! "

A new foreigner lives next door to a friend. One night, a foreigner knocked at the door for help and said, "My TV is broken and I can't change the channel." The buddy looked down at his watch and said calmly, "It will be like this on TV all over the country from 7: 00 to 7: 30 in the evening."

The priest plays golf, and the nun watches. The first shot missed. The priest scolded: "TMD, missed!" " Hit again, the priest scolded again: "TMD, missed again!" "The nun said," God will punish you for swearing as a priest. " As soon as the voice fell, a thunder chopped the nun to death. The priest wondered: Why am I the one who cursed? Why should I chop a nun to death? At this time, I only heard the voice of God from the sky: "TMD, I also missed!" " "

The 7-year-old niece insisted on taking a bath with the 20-year-old adult and said, "Aunt, why are your breasts so small?" I sweated wildly: "Not small, how small!" My little niece gave me a pathetic look and said, "Nothing, mine is very small ~"

One day, my brother went to the primary school attached to Normal University to play basketball. He heard a junior girl ask a junior boy on the playground, "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly, "My mother gives me money from 3 yuan every day, of which 2.5 yuan is for you to buy snacks.". Do you think I love you or not? ! ! "

The old man divided his inheritance before he died. He said to his eldest son, "Your daughter-in-law is going to give birth soon. I'll leave you my passbook." He said to his second son, "You are getting married soon. I will leave you the house." . Finally, I said to my youngest son, "I don't trust you the most." I don't have a girlfriend yet, so I will leave you the most precious legacy. " The younger son was secretly pleased, and the old man said, "There are more than 300 young girls in my QQ friends column, and the number is * * * *."

In the human body class of the Academy of Fine Arts, a girl angrily threw her pen on the ground and scolded the male model: I'll be big soon, and I'll be small soon, so I won't let anyone draw!

A girl scrimped and saved, bought a brand-name bag and gave it to her companion excitedly: "Look at these two letters, LV! Did you see it? " The companion said, "gee, is this pinyin?" I learned it in elementary school, donkey ~

Every time my wife quarrels with her husband, she has to go to the toilet for half a day. This happened more often, so her husband asked her curiously, "What are you doing in the toilet? It seems quite Japanese? " The wife said, "Brush the toilet!" The husband asked, "Can you get rid of the air by brushing the toilet?" The wife said, "I don't know. It's all your toothbrush anyway."

My son came home trembling: "Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today." Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "The next day, my son came back:" I'm sorry, brother! " "

A leader set the telephone number of Xiao San as the "mayor" in his hand. Every time Xiao San calls, his wife says, "Come on! The mayor called! " After the leader answered the phone, the mayor asked me to go. When I was about to go out, my wife said to me in the back, "Work hard!" "

Xiao Li wants to immigrate to America. The leader asked him, "Are you dissatisfied with your salary?" Xiao Li said, "Satisfied." "Not satisfied with your house?" "Satisfied" and "dissatisfied with the Internet environment?" "Satisfied" and "dissatisfied with medical care and children's schooling?" "All satisfied!" "If you are satisfied, why do you want to immigrate?" "Because dissatisfaction is allowed!"

China leaders and American leaders are more loyal than their bodyguards. The American leader ordered the bodyguard to jump from the 10 floor, and the bodyguard knelt down and said, "Come on, I still have family." . So the president of the United States gave in. The leader of China ordered the bodyguard to jump, but the bodyguard of China jumped without saying anything. The president of the United States quickly caught him in fear. China's bodyguard said, "Come on, I have a family."

Joke: As soon as the director enters the office, the wife of the director of the office breaks in and waves a pair of women's briefs and says to the director, "My husband wears women's underwear when he comes home at night. You must take care of it." The director nodded repeatedly and stuffed his underwear into his pocket. When I came home at night, the director's wife found the briefs in the director's pocket when she was washing clothes, and said to the director, "Don't joke like this in the future, people have been looking for it all day."

Male students go somewhere on business, while female students go to see him. When they talked about salary, the gay man learned, "What is your after-tax salary?" "Female classmate face a red, whispered:" what money to sleep with old classmates, you sleep first, I'll take a shower. "

Someone asked the doctor, "Excuse me, doctor, how can I live to be 100 years old?" Doctor: "First, give up drinking." Someone said, "I never drink." Doctor: "Second, abstain from color." Someone said, "I don't like women at all." Doctor: "Third, eat less meat." Someone said, "I am a vegetarian!" Doctor: "Then why did you live so long?" "

On the plane, I saw a beautiful woman sitting in my seat. So I asked a gentleman, are you from 36A? Mm blushed and replied: I … I'm from 36B … I'm Genghis Khan: Sister … I think … I think you misunderstood, I mean my seat is near the window 36A!

Once I went to a hotel, I was very confused at night, and suddenly I heard someone knocking at the door for questioning. Woman: Hello? Me: What can I do for you? W: I want to ask the handsome guy, how to write Kun in Kunming? Me: Oh, the last day above, the next day is more than ... (Sweat)! Wang: Then, shall we ask Kun? I'm dizzy, miss. I'm not afraid. What I'm afraid of is that miss has culture. Dizziness.

Classic men and women's wear

1: forum landlord: isn't it hot for you women to wear bras in summer? Forum reply: We will be hot without you. ...

2. Landlord: I hit my dog! He did not tell me about the earthquake. During the earthquake just now, he usually slept in his nest screaming happily as if nothing had happened! Reply: Well, after all, it's not your own. ...

3. Landlord: My wife gave birth to a baby girl, which is very cute. Please give my daughter a nice name. My last name is Cheng. A mature chicken thinks of Han.

Landlord: Give me a woman and I will create a country! Well, I'll give you a sow, and the price of meat will fall next year!

5. Landlord: Skipping class, failing, throwing people, being dumped, fighting, recording mistakes, throwing things ... Hey, I have tried my best ~ Reply: Have you ever died?

6. Landlord: Please describe China National Seismological Station in one sentence. Answer: wise after the event, like a pig beforehand!

7. Landlord: Tell a story that starts with KB, is funny in the middle and has a tragic ending. For example, once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died. I met Sister Furong, fell in love with Sister Furong and married Sister Furong. ...

8. Yalouzhu: Talking to those idiots in the unit every day makes me feel that the future is very bleak ... Reply: Be happy ~ Because it is not terrible to play the piano for cows, what is terrible is that a group of cows play the piano for you every day!

9. Landlord: A female vendor selling pineapples in Nantou, Shenzhen, bit Uncle Guan's penis in desperation ... Reply: Hum! You won't let me live, and I won't let you enjoy life! ! !

10: Landlord: Actually, Newton was just lucky enough to discover the law of gravity. If I had been born 300 years earlier, I could have done it! Answer: He was really lucky, because it was an apple that hit his head, and it was either durian or coconut that hit the poor landlord's head. ...

1 1: Landlord: Is your name uncle miserable or brother miserable? Violent reply: Uncle, your brother is out.

12: Landlord: Urban management adds new weapons to catch stray dogs! Violent reply: the same root is born, so I want to fry too fast.

13: Landlord: Why do more and more people don't want children? Violent reply: Senior officials sent by Beijing said they should start with dolls.

14: Landlord: I met a male netizen today, and the other party kept hinting that he wanted to have sex. I want to ask: is it because netizens go to bed when they meet now? Violent reply: don't netizens go to bed when they meet? Are you kidding? Everyone is busy.

15: Landlord: A student, with the lowest grade every year, often fights with others. According to the leader's request, the teacher wants to give students better final comments. Violent reply: The student has stable grades and strong hands-on ability.

16: Landlord: Through the incident of drinking mineral water in Hainan, we can see that China's food safety is worrying, and mineral water can also kill people? Is there no sign of QS? Violent reply: weak, is QS going to die?

17: Landlord: Do you want Chris Lee or Zhang Ziyi? Violent reply: neither a rooster nor a pheasant.

18: Landlord: Which is more economical, keeping a dog or a man? Violent reply: Auntie, even if you can treat men as dogs, do you dare to treat dogs as men?

19: Landlord: Chris Lee and Sister Furong fell into the water at the same time. You have a brick in your hand. Who did you hit? Violent reply: who saves who.

Landlord: I have100000, and I want to buy a car. Please give me some advice. 2 1: forum owner: Wang married Chen, please comment in four words. Forum reply: You are getting better!

Landlord: Do you think I look like Wu Bai? Forum reply: Only half like it! (250! ! )

23. Landlord: Last night, when we were walking our dog, our big Tibetan mastiff and a bald wild dog on the edge of the grove bit each other. Fuck! Unexpectedly, the Tibetan mastiff was defeated by a grass dog! ! ! Forum * * *: * *, before I went bald, they all called me a lion!

24. Landlord: Guess which country I am from _ Forum reply: China people+deformed diamonds!

25: Landlord: My girlfriend always says that her breasts are small, which I think is ok. Please GG help me identify it ~ Forum * * *: I have two pimples on my back!

Landlord: If I have 100 million RMB, I can get a loan to buy a house in Tomson Yipin! Forum reply: Yes, but you have to borrow money to pay the property fee first ~

27: Landlord: He vowed today that I am a part of his life and I am a part of his body. He can't live without me ~ Forum * * *: That's what my ex-boyfriend said. Later, I realized that I was such a dispensable thing as his appendix, ears and six fingers!

Landlord: I am so rich. What car should I buy for the nanny? Forum reply: that depends on what relationship she has developed with your husband ~

29: Landlord: Damn barber shop cut my head! Let's do some bad actions, and ask that the bigger the injury, the better, and the smaller the action, the better, because I am going alone. Forum basement: Late at night, the moon is dark and windy, quietly and gently, hanging alone in front of the barber shop. ...

30: Landlord: What should I do if I have amnesia? Forum reply: Isn't this cool? I wake up every morning and find different women sleeping beside me ~

3 1: Landlord: When you were young, did you imagine what kind of scene would make you show off in front of everyone when you grew up? Forum bench: Pick a cart of dung and go to the street to see who is not pleasing to the eye and throw it at him head-on!

32: Landlord: Why does pol.ice sound a siren when catching bad guys? Aren't you afraid that horrible bosses will hear you and run away? Forum * * *: Generally, the superior units will notify the subordinate units in advance before coming to inspect ~

33: Landlord: Why do children born have the same surname as their fathers? Forum * * *: Because the money spit out by ATM belongs to the cardholder.

34: Landlord: Handsome is useless-it was eaten by a chess piece in the end! Forum reply: Handsome guys have companies, guns, horses, cars and unrequited love ... What's wrong with handsome men? ! !

35: Landlord: Collect the most malicious and dirty words. Forum reply 3 1: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

36: Landlord: Why did President Hu's visit to Japan leave the Japanese side cold and didn't even hang a welcome sign at the airport? Forum * * *: How to hang it? Warmly welcome old Japanese friends to China?

37: Landlord: I fell in love with a girl who is 6 years younger than me. She is still in junior high school. It's sinful. Violent reply: it is really sinful to remove the word like.

10 1 The bus to work is overcrowded. A man and a woman near the door, wearing a pair of glasses and carrying a purse, looked embarrassed and looked like a woman's standard OL. The two chatted unscrupulously: M: Is your husband not at home tonight? It's much quieter here ...

W: Well, he's out of town all week.

Man: So we can play tonight? (Uncle next door turns to look ..)

W: What do you want to play? (Aunt next door also turned her head ..)

M: As usual, I'll get a room (the middle school students next door will also transfer ...)

Woman: Hey, I won't come if you check in, or I will (everyone is surprised ...)

Man: OK, you drive, I'll come in and kill you (people around you take a breath ...)

Woman: I think I am a bully, saying that I don't know which one to take, and I can't stand it and don't want to beg for mercy (BS shines in the eyes of the masses).

Man: No matter how fierce I am, I can only accompany you 1 hour, and I have to accompany my girlfriend at night (there is murder in the carriage ...)

Woman: Ask her to play with me (dizzy ...)

Man: She can only fight landlords, but she can't play mahjong ... (They all run away)

A man woke up in the morning and found his wife dead in bed. He jumped up quickly, looked pale, stumbled downstairs and shouted, "Ah Mei! Amei! "

The maid replied, "Sir! What is it? "

"Boiling an egg for breakfast is enough!"

One day, Zhu Zhishan told Tang Bohu that there lived a widow in the back hill. She was widowed for three years and regarded chastity as her life. She only kept an eagle. If you can get rid of this woman, I, Zhu Zhishan, will fall in love with you. When Tang Bohu thinks about it, he will ask Zhu Zhishan to listen to the news again in a few days. After two days, it began to rain cats and dogs. In the middle of the night, Tang Bohu climbed the back hill and came to the widow's house. Tang Bohu knocked at the door and asked, "Can I take shelter from the rain?" The widow opened the door. It turned out to be Tang Bohu, a gifted scholar in the south of the Yangtze River, and hurriedly let him in. Tang Bohu entered the door, thanked him again and again, and then asked, "Can you take off your wet clothes? When the widow saw that her clothes were all wet, she quickly put them on the stove to dry. At this moment, Tang Bohu asked again, "Sister-in-law, I'm thirsty. Can you lend me a spoon and give me some water to drink? " The widow hurriedly took a ladle to Tang Bohu.

After drinking the water, Tang Bohu saw that it was getting late and asked the widow, "Sister-in-law, can you let me stay here for the night?" The widow thought about it, and it was raining outside, so she agreed. She took Tang Bohu to the guest room, and Tang Bohu went into the guest room. You're welcome, so she fell asleep. At dawn the next day, Tang Bohu got up early and quietly walked into the yard. Sure enough, he saw an eagle living alone. Tang Bohu grabbed the eagle and pulled out all its hair; Then he went home without saying hello to the widow.

A few days later, Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan were playing chess at home when they heard someone knocking at the door. Zhu Zhishan opened the door and it turned out to be the widow. As soon as the widow saw Tang Bohu, she swore in Mandarin: "Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu! You are a scholar in Jiangnan, and you are a talent. Why did you do such a dirty thing? I sympathized with you the other day and kindly opened the door to let you in. You want to take shelter from the rain, I'll let you take shelter from the rain; If you want to take it off, I will let you take it off; You want a spoon, I'll give you a spoon; If you want to spend the night, I'll let you spend the night. Go ahead! Why did you pull out all my eagle hair? 」

Zhu Zhishan was shocked by the audit. ...

1 When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Little darling!" The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

2. A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes! The man is furious: you just castrated!

3. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

The English name of the next girl to interview is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted: Hi! That one named "Chun", it's your turn!

On the bus, the standing pregnant woman said to the strange man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

6. Min: Are there any military prostitutes in the army? Jun: Yes, there is no military discipline! Min: Really! Do I have to pay? Jun: What money do you need? Our military discipline was handed down from above.

7. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called. She said on the phone that she would kiss you." Boss: "Please collect it for me first, and then come and give it to me later."

8. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to give birth to quadruplets, with an average of 60 thousand births. Mrs. Li was surprised: do you still have time to do housework?

9. Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.

10. W: Why do you look so old-fashioned? M: If you like RMB, do you still care what year it was issued?

One day, I went to Hangzhou with mm and saw the release pond in front of Jingsi Temple (that is, the pond with countless turtles).

The tortoise in the pond is swimming, only its head is exposed on the water. Lovely mm excitedly shouted "Wow ~ a lot of * * *!

! ! "I fainted on the spot.

Go to …...mm and blush. ......

What happened in junior high school: a group of us told jokes after class, and (men and women) were of course one.

An old joke.

"Once upon a time there was a eunuch ..." Then he stopped talking and asked, "What happened next?

"I said," what's next? under

Face ... no ... "Everyone laughed, and a minute later, it was the same MM..

Q: "Why not?" Me: "........."

Once I talked about cooking in the dormitory, and my brother's GF was there. Suppose that nowadays, young people are common

Can cook, but little girls generally can't. That MM said, "I can cook, I can cook chicken!" " "Everyone snickered.

. MM didn't know what it meant, so she said confidently, "I can really cook a chicken!" " ".Everyone was patient and rushed out of the door.

MM chased the door and stood in the corridor shouting: "

I know how to cook chicken! "。 Everyone was scared and fled everywhere.

When I was an undergraduate, before the computer practice class, MM, who was in charge of managing the computer room, borrowed it from our teacher (male).

I bought a screwdriver to disassemble a machine (in another room), and when we got on the machine, she

Standing at the door of the computer room, said to me

The teacher shouted, "Teacher! You really can't do that! " Everybody turn ~

One day, my sister and brother went to school. When they were in the car, they saw two dogs mating. The younger brother asked his sister

What is that? "I had a fight," my sister hurriedly perfunctory him. At this time, my sister found two hooligans.

Look at her. My eyes are still on her.

Sweep around. "What are you looking at? Do you want to fight? " Sister said loudly.

Once, my MM and I and two friends (a pair) drove to other places, and the journey was very long. . . When I came back,

My MM and I sat in the back. Because we didn't sleep much the night before, we wanted to shout as soon as we got on the road, which was very difficult to rely on.

MM whizzed for a while and woke up refreshed ~ I didn't expect MM to be tired and said, "I slept with you."

Ok, now it's your turn to let me sleep. "

In front of me, my friend stopped at once, opened the car door, dodged and laughed wildly.

. . . . ? I really don't know what to say ~~ MM and my eyes are too big to react ~ ~!

One day, taking a new laptop to work, a beautiful colleague came to admire the machine. After watching the machine

Look at the computer bag again, and then suddenly tell the second strongest joke in history: "Your foreskin is so soft!" " "

why

Is it the second best? Because when I was shocked and dumbfounded, she said the strongest in history.

Joke: "I'll drive." ! ! ! Immediately vomited blood for several liters, unconscious.

Remembering a past event, a BT in the junior middle school class gave an innocent and pure girl an H riddle, and the riddle was "new".

Wedding night—

-hit a historical celebrity ",the answer is" Charles I ". Of course, the little girl can't guess, so

BT laughed wildly and proudly announced the answer. Unexpectedly ... The little girl chased BT and asked:

"Why is Charles I? Why? Can you explain it to me? I really don't understand!

"BT was badly beaten. Since then, I have been as afraid of this little girl as snakes and scorpions, and never dare to tell H's story in front of her again ...

I turned to cigarette advertisements.

It said: one in each hand, memorable, and then my sister changed to a soy sauce shop.

The notice says: Didi is mellow and delicious. Finally, the three sisters clamored for their mother to say how they felt.

mother

Mom can't turn to a chocolate advertisement that says: It will only melt your mouth, not your hands.

A recruit got up and reported to go to the bathroom. He didn't come out for a long time after entering the toilet. An Guan is very strange, even

If you want to wander off, go to the bathroom. He looked carefully and found that the recruit was still at the scene. Come closer.

I also found him talking to himself.

An Guan was more curious and secretly approached to listen to what he was saying.

The little soldier is saying, "son, it's not that dad doesn't want you. I can't find my mother!" " ! 〞