Ask for a script for a funny short play on the historical stage in 5 minutes.

Time: Around 1853

Scene 1:

Hong Xiuquan: Haha, this king is now the master of a country, and in a few years, China will be mine! Xiaoanzi, give me an international famous brand Erguotou!

Xiaoanzi: Yes ... Your Majesty, Erguotou has been finished by the Empress Dowager. Why don't you order Tuopai Quba (the singing voice in the TV advertisement: "Long years of wine, Didi Tuopai love")

Hong: All right, I'll take that Tuopai Quba.

Shi Dakai: Tell your Majesty that Zeng Guofan led the Xiang army to attack. What should we do?

Hong: It's just an old man. Give him some gifts and you'll be sure to raise a white flag!

Shi: Your Majesty, I heard that that old man Zeng suffered from baldness, and he was worried that it would damage his handsome image!

h: ok! Very good! Just give him Bawang anti-hair loss shampoo! And send him a "Taiping Heavenly Kingdom beauty pageant champion"-Miss Flower!

Scene 2:

At dusk, Zeng was worrying in front of the mirror:

Zeng: I, a handsome and resourceful Zeng Mei man, was actually worried about ... being bald! Alas, I have become three hairs.

Eunuch: Your Excellency, the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom sent someone to give gifts. I heard that there was a beautiful young lady-Ruhua!

Zeng (his eyes are glowing and his mouth is watering): Ah … like a flower … Brother Zeng has come to see you! Somebody, pay tribute! (Put on a wig at once)

Ruhua walks slowly with Bawang's anti-hair loss gift box and nose excrement!

Zeng: ah! Beautiful, beautiful ...

Like a flower: Brother Zeng, I am the younger daughter of Sister Furong's aunt's cousin's brother, with a beautiful name of ~ ~ ~ Like a flower ~ ~ My English name is like a flower ~ ~ ~ My favorite sport is picking nose excrement. My favorite TV series is Pleasant Goat and Big Big Big Big Wolf, and my favorite person is Brother Zeng.

Zeng: yuck! Although I am handsome and promising, I have countless fans. I am embarrassed to say that. What are you going to give me?

For example, it's my token of love-Bawang anti-hair loss shampoo ...

Zeng: (My face turns white and red for a while), ah ... My baldness is just a legend. Who told Sister Ruhua that Ben was bald?

such as: Oh, King Hong, haha ~ ~

Zeng: (angry) Come, stay like a flower, please come back! I'm going to beat the eight eggs to get rid of their hair! How dare you ruin my glorious image in front of beautiful women! (The wig flies away with the first shake)

Yuck, it turns out that my brother is really a bald turtle, and this beautiful woman doesn't want you!

Narrator: Since then, a battle between the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and Zeng Guofan has been fierce!

(You want a short scene, which will make me scratch my stomach; I'll give you an answer as soon as possible, and I hope you will pay back soon)