Funny joke that makes you vomit blood: this is a place where birds don't shit.

1, Toad A is in a daze, Toad B asks A:? What are you thinking in a daze? ?

Toad sighed:? I miss Chang 'e! ?

Toad B laughed hysterically after hearing this. Do you still think you are Bajie? ?

Toad A was very unhappy and explained:? I want to try swan meat. I want to try some goose, ok? ?

Sister Rose is holding the petals gloomily. Together, not together, together. . . ?

A friend asked her what was going on.

She held her face and pursed her lips and said, I really like brother epiphyllum, but. . But he, it seems a little early to thank you now! ?

3. The chicken asked the dog brother:? Do you drink watermelon juice? ?

? Where did you get watermelon juice in such a cold winter? ?

? Oh, my period is coming. ?

? Go away! That's disgusting! ?

? ... watermelon in greenhouse brought from the countryside. ?

4、? Shit, aren't you an immigrant? Why did you come back? ?

? If you don't come back, you will starve to death! ?

? How could this happen! ?

? It's a desolate place! ?

The old flea warned his offspring: Don't sleep with women! ?

? But it's warm there! ?

? It's not warm well! If you are not careful, you will lie in a pool of blood! ?

6, a bowl of instant noodles in the eyes of the same person will have two kinds of treatment: thin people eat, no wonder you are so thin, always eat these nutritious things, don't eat, then eat thin; Fat people always eat this junk food when they eat. No wonder you are so fat. Stop eating, it will kill you! What a painful understanding.

7. The reality is this. If you don't work hard, you will be eliminated by society, but if you work hard, you will never give up easily, and you will be eliminated by society in a few years.

8. Now Weibo is really enough. The screen is full of poverty, poverty, ugliness, ugliness, fatness and laziness! Can't you say something that has nothing to do with me?

9. When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are full of tears. Why are they full of tears? Because the money was cheated by fellow villagers.

10, chatting with a young man in his early twenties, she was numb to life and very pessimistic that her life would be like this.

I criticized this wrong idea. I had the same idea when I was 20 years old. It was not until I was nearly 30 years old that I realized that life could actually be worse. This is the end of my life? Such a good thing.

1 1. When I was with my girlfriend, she said she liked drama. I asked her what kind of drama she liked, but she wouldn't tell me.

Until one day I saw her plain photo, I asked her if she liked Sichuan opera, and she said, how do you know?

I said I'm not blind. You look like a face-changing enthusiast.

12, I asked my friend: how to euphemistically say that a person is fat.

Friend: I only have eyes for you.

13. When can you be called handsome?

A: when shopping.

B: At dinner.

C: When I stand with you.

14、? I thought about it all day yesterday and finally understood that the name Chopsticks Brothers has two meanings. ?

? Which two floors? ?

? First, they are all single! Second, they are lovers! ?

15, a:? If one day I suddenly leave, who will look for me all over the world? ?

b:？ Black and white impermanence?

16, seeing the goddess approaching, she made a big gesture of love in the air with her hand and gave it to the goddess as support.

The goddess also gently spread out her hands and carefully caught them. Then, she fell heavily to the ground and stamped her feet hard. Finally, I stamped out the cigarette butt.