A 250-word composition entitled "Self-mockery"

"Self-mockery" means that the speaker laughs at himself in his own words.

Often manifested as: the art of the speaker's language, the wisdom of the soul. The so-called "great epiphany" is the "enlightenment" that can do this.

Of course, sometimes, some people's "self-mockery" is really out of some kind of anger or helplessness, and they express their thoughts and feelings with quite humorous and "oily" words. His words seem to laugh at himself mercilessly, but in fact, they are intentional. Especially in the period when thinking is imprisoned and public opinion is uncomfortable, it is irresistible, and people can see clusters of very bright wildfires burning in the dark night and spinning on the horizon. ...

For example, the topic written by Mr. Lu Xun in 1932 is called Seven Laws of Self-mockery, and that's it.

You see, Xun Weng put the "broken hat" covering his face and the "leaky boat" carrying wine one by one in "downtown" and "middle stream", which is undoubtedly Mr. Wang's "portrayal" or "self-mockery" of himself. Why? "What do you want from the canopy" and "I dare not turn over, I have met" are equal to its complete answer.

And this kind of "luck" was also the "luck" of China's generous people at that time, especially those common sense elements whose hearts or confidants were extremely incompatible with the present facts.

Therefore, in order to change all this, Mr. Wang dares to "look at thousands of fingers coldly" and is willing to "hold his head high and be a willing cow"-not only to be a cow who loves his son, but also to be a cow of the people!

It is precisely how many such "winter and summer and age" have achieved results, or forced Mr. Wang to "hide in the small building" to realize his great cause of "reunification"-shouting for the whole world and "beating drums and shouting"!

However, this is all in the past. Let's take a look at the "self-deprecation" of some people nowadays. Although there is no need to "cover your face with a broken hat" or "let the ship carry wine", that sentence may not be a sigh or a surprise!

For example, I have a friend who loves reading, but in recent years, he really can't settle down to "sit in the town" in the "book city". This is not surprising. Because children need a lot of money to go to college; The old mother has to treat the disease at a low cost; Moreover, his wife was laid off many years ago, and the family naturally lost a due income ... Therefore, his current obligation is no longer to "sit in the book city", but to fight for it, to do more work, to accumulate or "hold" some indispensable banknotes.

So, once, we ran into each other. When I asked him what books he had read in the past year or two, he sighed and replied, "Well, what are you reading?" ! The book I needed to read most at the beginning, a' classic', was the bank passbook! "

Say that finish, he smiled; After listening, I also smiled-but there is no doubt that it was a wry smile!

Let me also take his words as a "discount" and temporarily "save" them here, which can be counted as "self-mockery" of many contemporary people.

I hope this kind of "self-mockery" can also "self-destruct"-because we are not too far from the "well-off society" where everyone is "rich"!

chopsticks

Chopsticks are made of wood, bamboo, plastic or ivory. They are round or square, about 20 cm high and 5 mm in diameter or side length at the upper end. Then, they gradually lose weight from the middle-gradually narrowing their waistlines and tapering or tapering their bottoms. Dialect is also called Miao.

"Chopsticks" are generally used together, and the so-called "one wood does not make a forest".

Its main function is to grasp or collect food correctly and send it to the mouth of the operator accurately by the operation of human hands. So people's simplest explanation for it is only one sentence, that is, furniture for eating.

After eating, that is, after using these chopsticks, of course, you should wash them so that you can use them next time. However, with the development of catering industry, disposable "convenient chopsticks" have appeared in some stalls or restaurants. But if we don't let this kind of "convenient chopsticks" go on forever, it will affect the application of resources and the protection of the environment-a big problem related to the survival of our future generations!

In addition, when eating, some people not only use it to grab food from their own bowls, but also constantly put it on other people's plates to get a piece of braised pork or vegetable leaves, which is likely to violate "catering hygiene" and easily lead to the prevalence of gastrointestinal diseases. Even if that "chopstick" is suddenly supported by some kind of "divine power", it will become thicker and longer, become a scepter waved by some people, and be used to frantically seize the state treasury-the "cheese" that everyone should share in this "public canteen" is not only "unsanitary", but also almost "disgusting" and "many lines of injustice will kill themselves" ... As some doctors in our hospitals at all levels,

However, this kind of "variation" is only "exception" and "very few", and it is rare. Therefore, let's focus on "most" and continue to talk about "universal" chopsticks produced by "General Company".

What ethnic groups are using this "all-purpose" chopsticks? What matters is that we Japanese, in addition, there are Koreans, China people and some "immigrants" living in these countries all over the world.

Of course, "when in Rome, do as the Romans do" or "unshakable"-if our own people also take steps to visit us or make false accommodations and want to learn from us while eating, so as to abandon knives and forks and use chopsticks instead-we also express our great farewell to this and do not regard this as robbing us of our "patent".

Speaking of "patent", I can't help thinking of another kind of "silver chopsticks" in the chopsticks family. It is said that it is a kind of chopsticks specially made by Emperor Tiandi, the supreme ruler in feudal China, in order to detect whether someone poisoned his "imperial diet", which is specially used by royalty, relatives and dignitaries. However, "the times are developing and the society is progressing". In the past, the prince's "heart disease" was "condescended" and became the "pain point" of ordinary people now! Have you noticed that the vegetables produced by the "green vegetable production base" are often poisoned-poisoned leeks, poisoned garlic, and so on. It seems that the "traditional" technology of making "silver chopsticks" is a necessary condition for its further development. Let this kind of chopsticks be mass-produced, just like "Lao Wang Xie Tang swallowed" and "flew into the homes of ordinary people"!

Well, writing here, it's almost noon, and I'm a little hungry. Then, the next procedure should be "putting it into practice"-eating with that chopstick and filling your stomach, instead of writing this chopstick as "empty talk"-"finding your stomach"!