People from Fuyang, Anhui Province, don’t speak like people from Henan. I heard that people from Fuyang don’t speak like people from Henan.

My Suzhou dialect sounds different from ours. Girls in Suzhou call us little girls, and you in Fuyang call us xiaonizi. We in Suzhou call boys bastard, and you in Fuyang call us xiaobanlapoutzi. Chatting in Suzhou is called lagua, towels are called hand compresses, and doing whatever is called qianzhi! Beautiful people are called Jun, those who make a fool of themselves are called Nongsha, Eryizi is called unformed, and those who go home are called Gang Legs! Creating karma is called death, and six leaves is called lack of heart, as the saying goes in Suzhou; This is a poor boy from whose family, he is very handsome, I asked him to touch a piece of lagua for me, and he asked me what I was doing! I asked him where to put it to play with the mud, and he said that the cannon was going off, and I was going to do it! His face looked like the sun, so I wiped his face with my hand compress. I asked him whose child he was from, and he said he came to his aunt’s place to kiss and play, and I said it was almost too late. It’s dark! You are a master! He said he would wait for a guy and then leave. I said he would go to Magang’s house! At night, old cats and monkeys come out to eat people, especially children and chickens! He said I was lying. I asked him if he could touch it and see if it was there. He touched it and said happily that it would be a good time for him. I said I would touch it and see. He opened the elastic band of his pants and I With a touch of God's hand, my little darling is really here! I said that last time there was a kid who bit off the chicken and even looked for it for several days but couldn’t find it! You have to watch out, don't get bitten off! He hurriedly covered the chicken and ran away! It made me laugh