Tianya Haijiao Tourism Trap

Coconut, liar and fool.

Let's start with coconuts. There are so many coconut trees in Hainan, all on both sides of the avenue, and most of them are covered with fruits. I dare not walk under the tree, lest a coconut fall and break my head. I even think that if Newton was born in Hainan, it would not be an apple but a coconut that hit his head. But strangely, I didn't see a coconut fall from the tree voluntarily. Even though I shook the tree hard, the coconut remained motionless. A Hainanese told me that coconuts in Hainan have eyes, not their own owners, and will never fall off. I feel dizzy. It's amazing. I didn't expect coconuts to be more loyal than dogs.

Besides, liar. In the past, many people made rumors that liars are a specialty of Henan, but as long as you have been to Hainan, you will find that this statement is too sorry for Hainan. Since I crossed the sea by boat, I seem to be living in a fool. It seems that the sea is more powerful than the river.

The hotel I stayed in was 600 yuan a day, saying it was in Sanya, but it was actually in a rural town. I go to downtown Sanya and drive 1 half an hour. Not to mention the distance, the first thing in the morning is to go downstairs and line up to brush your teeth. The reason the hotel owner told me was that the floor was too high (four floors) and the water pressure could not go up. On the second day in Sanya, my friend gave me a free travel ticket, saying that I would be smart and I was looking forward to it. But from 6: 00 a.m. to 9: 00 p.m., I was tricked into playing five famous scenic spots by the tour guide, all of which were inexplicable shopping centers. What is particularly funny is that when I visited a jewelry center, it happened that the boss had a happy event at home, and he personally received us. The boss claimed to be a Thai tycoon and was the head of an independent group. He wore a gold necklace thicker than a dog chain. It is said that his third wife gave birth to a son of 8 kg and 8 liang at 6 o'clock this morning. Therefore, the boss is very happy. In order to share our happiness, he generously decided to sell us a jewelry necklace of 4000 yuan each at the price of 200 yuan. The swindler played tricks for many years, and later said that he belonged to the underworld in Thailand. His father ran a liquor store in Haikou and so on. ), so be careful when you go! )

Although I am a layman in jewelry, I can see that jewelry is no different from what 10 yuan bought at the stall. I thought no one would buy this kind of garbage, but after getting on the bus, I was surprised to find that almost all the women who visited bought a lot of this kind of garbage. God, have all the women in this car been hit by coconuts? I thought I had a high IQ and would never fall for it. As a result, I was cheated in Hainan Specialty Center. I saw a kind of "Coconut Tree" brand cigarette, which was well packed. It is said that a package of tickets for 20 yuan is specially provided here. I was curious, so I bought some cigarettes and prepared to take them back to my group of smokers. But when I returned to the hotel, I unfortunately saw this kind of cigarette in the shop downstairs. Originally only a pack of 2.5 yuan (or 3.5 yuan? I forgot), it's specially for migrant workers in Hainan. I feel dizzy. I am so angry. I can't wait to buy a coconut and kill the owner of that specialty center. It's definitely not good to give away such cigarettes, but it's a pity to throw them away. I have no choice but to smoke by myself. Yesterday, some friends who went home to pay New Year's greetings saw it and were envious. They thought I was tasting the island customs, but I didn't expect Teacher Yang to smoke not cigarettes, but tears of regret.

This is also one of the attractions I visited in Hainan, a so-called knife center, which specializes in selling kitchen knives to tourists. This person is called a scenic spot guide, which is very funny. )

The newspaper said that Hainan's housing prices are very expensive, as high as tens of thousands of square meters, but my friend told me that the most real situation at present is that a large number of people are selling houses now, and almost no one buys a house. At present, the vacancy rate in Hainan is as high as 80%, which is also rare in the world. As for the hotel being full during the Spring Festival, it is also an illusion. In fact, the room rate of 4-and 5-star hotels has soared by 5 to 10 times than usual, which makes it difficult to live. /kloc-Small hotels under 0/000 yuan are really full of guests, but the conditions there are so bad that they can hardly catch up with county-level guest houses. Speaking of bathing beaches, I'm sorry to tell you that if you want to kiss the sea, don't go to the most famous oriental bathing beach in Sanya. You can go near the ends of the earth, where it is still clean. I have played almost all the famous beaches in China, but Sanya is very dirty. What cigarette butts, cans, leftovers, toilet paper, everywhere, my feet and hands have been scratched by glass bottles on the seabed. This is the only clean beach in Sanya, at the ends of the earth. But my foot was cut by glass on another beach, so I looked sad and angry. Hehe)

Speaking of fools, that's even more. It is said that during the Spring Festival, about one million people came to Hainan to travel. I think most of them are outstanding representatives of fools. Of course, I am not qualified to scold others. I am also a member of 1 10,000 idiot army.

Perhaps the tourism industry in Hainan has developed too fast in recent years, and the original cultural literacy and backward tourist facilities of Hainan people are far from meeting the needs of tourists. So everything in Hainan is in a mess and lawless. Especially in Sanya, all the people and things I have experienced are desperate to get rich. It is said that development is the last word, and I have some doubts about it in Sanya. If you can do anything disgusting for development, then robbers and thieves should also be aboveboard occupations. To put it bluntly, they are also pursuing the hard truth of "personal development". Isn't it? (