Bali Travel Notes Series: Come to Bali to be a rich man

During the winter vacation before the epidemic, I applied for a semi-self-guided tour of Bali on Tongcheng.com for 1,280 yuan, including two flights, food and accommodation. [呲呲]

You may think it must be a bad trip, but hey, you are wrong, because you come here to be rich!

I flew directly from Guangzhou to Bali and arrived at Bali Airport in the early morning. It was decorated with iron art and plastic, which was unique!

Isn’t the hotel we stayed at, Highway, very beautiful? When you are tired, you can come back and have a good rest, and you can also swim for free.

This is winter for us, and it is the rainy season there, just like our summer. So it’s great to come here for a vacation in winter!

When you come here, you instantly become a wealthy person. I found that I suddenly didn't learn math well, and I couldn't finish shopping with my fingers for a long time. [Face covering] 1: 2000, one yuan is roughly equivalent to 2,000 Indonesian rupiah.

You can change at the airport after getting off the plane, or you can change with a local tour guide.

The environment of the hotel's buffet breakfast is nothing to say. I am not used to using the faucet, and the water cannot be boiled directly for drinking. It is salty, and the socket needs to be converted. Remember to buy one when you come.

Chinese food is also a buffet. I have tried everything. No matter if it tastes good or not, I am full anyway.

Let’s try Bali’s specialty – coffee.

Zhai coffee, as people say: Do not add Sprite to a truly good red wine, that is a waste. So the same goes for good coffee, don’t add anything, but just plain coffee.

Male coffee beans are round and female coffee beans are flat.

Drinking male coffee beans will feel like drinking green tea. It is bitter-sweet and does not contain much caffeine. Two medium cups a day will not affect your sleep. What will make you unable to sleep is the grinding of female coffee beans. powder, it contains higher caffeine content, and even moderate amounts can affect sleep, so male coffee is a first-class product.

Coffee with coconut essence and sugar is our customary way to drink it.

Mother coffee, iced, Starbucks grade, is only second-class here. Just add more coconut essence and sugar, and add ice cream to freeze it.

The third-grade coffee beans are some bad coffee beans, which will be mixed with some better beans and beaten into powder, so that they are less drinkable.

This is cat poop coffee, the best. This kind of cat specializes in eating coffee beans. It will find the best coffee beans to fill its stomach, but only digests the bean skin. Hard beans cannot be digested and can only be pulled out, and then manually searched for and shelled. , wash, dry...become the best quality. Even if you buy it here, it will cost 4,100 yuan for 100 grams. Is this a bit weird? The treasures pulled out by animals can even be drunk into people's stomachs, and it is very expensive to die.

Go to Lover’s Cliff after eating and drinking. It is said that a pair of passionate lovers got this name after being opposed by their parents, and then they both jumped off a cliff to die in love.

In this socialist country, politics and laws are similar to those in China, but men and women in marriage are extremely unfair. Locals can be polygamous. Men drink coffee and chat every day, while women do nothing but do You still have to work outside the house!

Drinking afternoon tea on this beautiful island, I haven’t digested my lunch yet [cover my face]

Have dinner at Jimbaran Sea Barbeque Bar, Indonesia’s staple food: grilled fish and barbecue Grilled noodles, grilled shrimps, grilled crabs, grilled bananas...it seems that there is nothing that cannot be grilled, and it seems that they will not cook anything else except barbecue. My pimples also burned out and my tonsils became inflamed. [Tears running][Bawling teeth]

There is no need to worry about going hungry when you come to Bali. Three meals a day plus afternoon tea is a fixed pattern [face covering] In fact, for me, the beauty is enough to satisfy everyone. The dining environment is so unique!

Friends, do you want to become a wealthy person? Good food, good food, good housing, good fun, and the most important thing is a sense of security - a bulging wallet.

[呲ya]