What routines are there in the workplace?

In this era of national entertainment, when it comes to Duan Zi, it must be the brightest star in the night sky.

The most sought-after corner of the dining table.

Is it really so awesome to write jokes?

For two weeks,

By studying 1000 tucao paragraphs on the pulse,

I found several routines.

Routine 1: Emotional reversal case: I graduated from Huawei last year and signed a Struggler Agreement. Then you can't leave until half past eight in the morning, and it's always after ten in the evening. I have to work overtime on weekends. Some stomach problems in college are serious, but my parents are in poor health. I have to endure working for a year. It collapsed last month, and all the salary for one year was given to the hospital. On National Day, I resigned. My girlfriend took me back to Hangzhou to get married. My father-in-law gave me a suite and a car. I'm fine without Huawei.

God replied: obviously you can rely on your father-in-law, but you must rely on your talent.

Commonly used routines, such as "life is six words: no matter what" and "nothing is difficult in the world, I am afraid that there is a will"

When you tell a particularly exciting story, a sentence that comes back suddenly appears a scene that is completely contradictory to the previous context, leaving you in a daze and ignorant. This so-called "divine reply" routine one.

Routine 2: funeral culture

Keith: Almost half a year in naked resignation. Even if you eat dirt, you can't just look for a job!

God replied: don't worry, there are still many days to find a job.

Undoubtedly, "funeral culture" has become a hot spot in the 20 17 marketing circle. From Aicha's "Good things to share with good friends, alas, I forgot that I have no friends" to coffee's "Five buckets of rice don't bend over, that's right, kneel down and be grateful when you fight".

The turning point from being lucky to being sad is to make a copy of those unpleasant things in life to arouse emotional resonance. This is the "funeral culture" marketing.

Routine 3: positive energy

Case: Recently, my boyfriend worked overtime every day and got up secretly last night to help him correct many bugs. Just now, he sent me a micro-message saying that the computer got flooded yesterday and the bugs were gone. So happy!

God replied: the legendary girlfriend of another family.

With the funeral culture, there will naturally be positive energy. In this summer vacation surrounded by mourning culture, JD. COM's "Even if the whole world tells me that I don't have him" and Tencent's video "Burning Good Times Together" have made unexpected innovations.

By propagating the "burning" energy against the "mourning" culture, it will bring young people a new attitude towards life that is no longer discouraged. This is the brand attitude!

Routine 4: Homophonic adaptation of ancient poetry

Case: It's really hard to ride mobike to work in the heavy rain.

God replied: Even if the whole city is turned upside down by the heavy rain, the company will remember that you are late.

Master Zhang Wei, the world's best product, said well, "If there is love in the sky, people will be old, and if there is love, they will die early." The first half of the sentence is unusually chicken blood, and the second half is unusually cold-blooded, but full of jokes. Adapting famous sayings, two-part allegorical sayings and expression packs with homophones like this has become a national entertainment.

For example, "workplace life will always warn you: how sweet sugar is and how salty salt is." What is Tianma Meteor Boxing? "Do you have any freestyle about homophonic adaptation, my friend?

Routine 5: Black humor

Case: chatting with colleagues, talking about being sleepy, I sent a message: "I really want to go back to sleep." Turns out it was sent to the wrong company group ..... I may be fired.

God replied: then you should immediately send another sentence-"but no, because I think work is more important."

Such a reply is so situational and so distressing. Can only say that the core of comedy is tragedy.

Routine 6: Normal logic inversion

Case: Tsinghua Peking University Admission Notice and10 million RMB, which do you choose?

God replied: you can make money sooner or later. Not everyone in Tsinghua can be admitted in this life. I choose100000.

The common routines of chatting (talking) and chatting (chatting) in wine bureaus are not based on conventional reasoning, but seriousness and exaggeration complement each other and are cleverly reversed in the ending.

"Ali HR replied to add me to the talent reserve file. What does this mean? ..... shows that you are a good person ","If time could go back to three years ago, would you still learn iOS at that time? ..... I will borrow money to buy a house and do nothing. " These turning points have the same effect, so let's experience them.

Routine 7: stealing concepts

Case: What time does 996 get off work?

God replied: there is a kind of 996, which is 9 o'clock the next morning.

This is also very simple to understand. Find something that can be replaced in the sentence, replace the logic, replace the concept and add it, there will be unexpected chemical reactions. Look at this example. "Some people can't just do two things in their lives-neither this nor that." .

Then, for the routine of God's reversal,

Let's call it a day.

As smart as you,

I've only written seven routines and I'll never find out I'm leaving.