Magic Road Ancestral Theater, Fan Waier

How can I tell through these clouds? A cold room.

Made a respectful salute: "Ze, including Wei, I ... want to marry a famous lady."

Lan Xichen smiled: "Have you considered chasing? Then it is a good thing to propose marriage on another day and get married early. "

Lan forgot the machine, and Wei Wuxian also seconded it.

As a result, the news somehow reached Jiang Cheng's ears, and Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, Lance chased that boy and married another fairy, so it was easier to persuade Ling Jin to give him up."

Ling Jin, who just took the door, covered her mouth with a smile when she heard Jiang Cheng.

As a result, on Lance's wedding day, Jiang Cheng saw his nephew wearing a red wedding dress, and he was so angry that he was about to slap someone: "Ling Jin, you smelly boy! Come and see me. I won't break your leg! Damn it! "

Lan Xichen on the high hall: "Acheng is not angry!"

Jiang Mensheng: "Calm down!"

Lan forgot to see where Wei Wuxian buried a box of gold at the foot of the mountain. In the fog, how should I know? Mountain, and made a particularly obvious mark to remind him, "Ying, don't you have three hundred and twenty pieces of silver here?"

Wei Wuxian straightened up after burying his head: "Alan, what do you know? What I buried here was gold, not silver. "

Blue forgot the machine: "…"

Lan Song: "Yang Xue, you are cruel! You deceived him and deceived me! "

Yang Xue: "Will you take part in the Paralympic Games? I will take care of the Taoist priest. "

Lan Song: "..."

Lan forgot the machine and walked out of the interview department. Wei Wuxian quickly greeted him: "How about Lan Zhan? Did you pass? Did they hire you? "

Blue forget machine nodded.

Wei Wuxian punched his left hand in the heart with his right hand: "Great, Lan Zhan, please tell me the answer to the interview question."

Lan Forgot Machine: "The first question is the Monkey King, the second question is wild boar, the third question is right, and the fourth question is wrong."

Wei Wuxian: "Oh, ok, Lan Zhan, thank you ~"

So, in the interview department-

Recruiter: "Hello, what's your name?"

Wei Wuxian: "the Monkey King."

Recruiter: "…"

Recruiter: "Oh, my husband is very humorous. Do you have any hobbies or habits, sir? "

Wei Wuxian: "Wild boar."

Recruiter: "…"

Recruiter: "You are not a fool, are you?"

Wei Wuxian: "Yes."

Recruiter: "You go, sorry we can't hire mental patients."

Wei Wuxian: "No."

Recruiter (lifting the table): "Fuck off! ! "

Wei Wuxian:? Isn't that what Lan Zhan said?

As a result, Lan forgot her plane and looked at the depressed Wei Wuxian with a puzzled face: "?"

On this day, Lan Xichen was dragged to KTV by Jiang Cheng without knowing it. After a drink, he fell asleep. In less than a few minutes, he stood up, picked up the receiver and shouted at Jiang Cheng with his greatest strength: "Lady! ! ! "

Jiang Cheng was almost drunk at this time. He should have said "Aha!" Without thinking.

On the sidelines, Lan Forgot the Machine and Wei Wuxian watched the whole process: "..."

Wei Wuxian collapsed on the bed: "Brother Lan, my illness is already advanced. If I don't tell you, I'm afraid I will ... I will! "

Lan forgot the machine and continued to lick Wei Wuxian's clothes: "Stop it, it's just the late stage of oral ulcer, and continue every day."

Wei Wuxian: "..." Second brother, how could you do this?

Wei Wuxian: "Si Zhui, in fact, I planted you in the soil when you were a child. What's wrong? " ? Surprised or not? "

Lance chased and said, "Oh, I said how I was born with the fragrance of earth, even Ling said so."

Ling Jin: "..."

Wei Wuxian watched Wen Ning walk and suddenly shouted at the uneven road ahead, wondering, "Wen Ning, why are you yelling at the road?"

Wen Ning looked back: "Ah? Son, I'm yelling at the road. Isn't that what the book says? "

Wei Wuxian helped her forehead: "..."

Wei Wuxian suddenly became interested in it recently, holding a blue forgetting machine and starting to dance the sword to avoid dust.

Afterwards, Wei Wuxian stared at the dust-proof hilt and the pattern on it and asked Lan Forging, "It's blue-green. I just found out that this dustproof handle is so long and this pattern is too deep. "

Blue forgot the machine: "... shameless."

Wei Wuxian: "Alas, what did I say? Yes, Lan Zhan, where do you want to go? Does it include Ichinomiya Hikaru? "

On this day, Jin Guangyao and Nie Zheng sat together for dinner. Jin Guangyao gave Nie Mingzan a chopstick, leek, and advised, "Brother, eating leek can increase your labor force."

Nie Mingjun looked at him with dim eyes: "Yao, haven't you tasted the power of Big Brother? Ok, big brother will show you the strength of big brother now. " Then picked up Jin Guangyao and walked to the bedroom.

Jin Guangyao: "Hey? Not big brother, I didn't! "

Lan Qiren: "Wei Wuxian, tell me a slogan of caring for grass." Don't show me the blue phone, or get out! " "

Wei Wuxian stood up slowly: "Today you step on my head, and tomorrow I will grow on your grave."

Blue forgot the machine: "…"

Lan Qiren: "Get out!"

In the box, the blue brothers and their daughter-in-law have dinner together.

Jiang Cheng looked at Wei Wuxian, who was forgotten by Lan, and gnashed her teeth with anger. He just waved purple electricity and took a sip at people: "Wei Wuxian envies your death! Can you walk out of Laner's arms in public? This is really a shame for our Chiang family! "

Wei Wuxian glanced at Jiang Cheng sitting on Lan Xichen's lap. "It's no problem for me to get out of Brother Lan's arms, but please get off Brother Lan's leg first, senior sister."

Blue forgot the machine: "…"

Lan Xichen: "..."

Chen Xiaoxing: "A Yang, if you had to choose between a box of candy and me, what would you choose?"

Yang Xue: "Nonsense, of course it's you."

Chen Xiaoxing smiled: "Oh, why?"

Yang Xue: "Because you have a Taoist, you won't worry about not eating sugar all your life ~ Is A Yang right?"

Chen Xiaoxing: "Well, candy for A Yang."

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