The man who works in the park.

To tell you the truth, I paid attention to that man, oh no! That son of a bitch is not human! Lazy, to be exact! Yes, I've been paying attention to that slacker for a week. No, longer. I should have paid attention to this disgusting and curious slacker for three years!

Of course, in the past three years, I have not paid attention to and observed this slacker every day. Occasionally, I will pay attention to him for a few days or even longer every year. In fact, it is not so much that I pay attention to him as that slacker comes into my sight irregularly.

You know, there is a small leisure square downstairs in my community, and Belle Park is not far from the square. I used to stand in front of the window and overlook it every day. I could see the dances of men, women and children in the square, the colorful flowers in the park, and the beautiful scenery in my eyes.

However, just one day in that winter three years ago, in these beautiful scenery, there appeared another figure that I couldn't like at all-a ghost, so to speak. Yes! It's a ghost in broad daylight

02

From three years ago to now, I stood upstairs and looked down on this slacker. Every time I see him, my curiosity and disgust are growing.

Look! Whenever the ghost rides a broken electric car under the parking shed in the square or at the gate of the park, he looks around like a thief, as if he finds nothing unusual around him, then quickly pulls out his car keys and starts squatting in a corner of the square or drilling in the lake pavilion in the park all morning! What is he doing? First, I took out my mobile phone and started to be a low-headed person. When I am fucking depressed, I can turn it down for an hour or two, either by brushing Tik Tok or playing games. Look at him tired of playing with his mobile phone: stand up, yawn, stretch, then rub his face with his hands, then walk out of the corner of the square or the pavilion in the middle of the park, wander around aimlessly, and sometimes take out his mobile phone to play. Maybe it's time. At noon, I didn't leave the square or park until I took out my key and looked around secretly, like a successful thief. Continue in the afternoon and repeat the same action in the same place. As far as his behavior is concerned, he goes his own way and never talks to the pedestrians around him. He even turns his head or hides in the flowers and grass when he sees people!

This is the legendary ghost!

03

Since last year, this slacker has been specially transferred to the park. Don't squat down in the corner of the square-because he is gross, and people coming and going in the square make him always look at people with his head down and squints. It is in the park that he can strut his mobile phone and watch the scenery with peace of mind.

What is even more surprising is that the slacker actually changed his gun this year. The car is no longer an electric car, and an old and inferior brand used car has become a new car. But what remains unchanged is that, as always, every once in a while, there will always be a few days of ghost action scenes in the park.

What the hell is this? !

Guess the identity of the slacker many times: is it a thief? Do not like it! Because I have never seen him steal anything. Are you a spy? I don't like it! Is it a park ranger? Not really! Mental patient? Look, his behavior is a bit inconsistent, isn't it? But what's with such a damn prank every once in a while? Nothing, only defined as a lazy fool!

A tall, fat, seven-foot-tall man with his arms crossed and his legs limping, why is he so boring and abnormal? No business? Even if you are single, you won't behave abnormally frequently!

04

Just today, years of doubts broke out in my heart! No way, because ghosts are in the park again these days, and the farce has escalated! In addition to playing mobile phones, they wandered around, even destroyed flowers and plants and threw stones into the lake, and violent tendencies began to appear.

So I went downstairs to run all the way and entered the park. Today, I'm going to have a showdown with a lazy guy like this disgusting ghost and have a good look at where he is. I'm trying to figure out how to strike up a conversation with him, but I can't think of the right beginning. Anyway, let's cut to the chase.

The slacker is squatting under a tree playing with his mobile phone, with his back to me, and he has no idea that I have come to him.

"ah! What are you doing here? ! "I asked him loudly, which really startled him and made him tremble. Seeing me, I looked flustered, quickly put my mobile phone in my pocket and blamed me in panic: "Oh, what a fright!" " I ... I don't do anything, just hang out! What's the matter? "

Now I can see the true face of this lazy man who has been bothering me for many years. I only saw that he was a handsome boy in his thirties, tall and heavy-eyed.

"I want to talk to you, will you?" I asked him calmly.

He looked on his guard and asked me nervously, "What do you want to talk to me about? I don't know you! "

I think it's time to ease the atmosphere, otherwise both sides will be embarrassed. So he smiled and said, don't get me wrong, I just don't understand many of your problems. Want to know, want to say, don't want to say. Then I gave him a cigarette. I know it's a big chimney, and I often see him smoking.

He was flattered to take the cigarette, but kept saying no, I did, lit it myself and gave me a cigarette.

"It's okay, you say! What do you want to ask me? " Lazy, good-natured, looks at me with a question mark when smoking.

So we started communicating. ...

05

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Me and slackers, oh no! From now on, don't call him a slacker, this is a man, a man who can't be described in any words!

I talked to men for almost an hour! This is an honest man with a cheerful personality, but his sorrow is always revealed in his speech. Faced with all my doubts about him over the years, I began to spill the beans. ...

"I'm unemployed!" The man took one mouthful smoke, spit out a series of smoke rings, and his eyes were red.

"alas! I am really incompetent! No skill! What an asshole! There are six people in the world, the old and the young, waiting for me to feed, but what have I done in recent years? ! ..... You think I've been wandering around the park all these years? I'm here to work! What the fuck is this work? I'm lying to my wife! As long as I have a holiday, I don't want my wife to know, so I lied to her that I went to work and went home at night! You know now! Willing! That's what happened! ..... Because the company was depressed the year before last, we had frequent holidays. Fortunately, there were no layoffs. However, I often take vacations, and I have taken vacations several times. I have lost my salary for several months! ..... but I can't jump ship, because I don't have the skills and strength, so I will only do my job well. Am I timid? ! Meowed ... "The man was crying.

"It's not, this year the epidemic spread, very not easy after three months, the company had a holiday again, this time may take a long time, where to find a job? ! ..... Boo hoo, isn't it? To save face, I gritted my teeth and bought a used car this year, and I still owe a debt of 20 thousand yuan! ..... When you scared me just now, I was looking for a job in the recruitment information. Over and over again, I think going to XXX company is suitable for me, because my major is right. However, it is not easy for the company to resign now! A few months' salary can still be maintained ... "

"Do you think I want to fool around like this? ! Am I lazy? Don't! As long as you work, you can go 365 days a year without rest? But ... but because of various difficulties, I can't do it well ... "

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06

Now I know that the man with a long face, runny nose and tears in front of me is an honest and completely timid man! It seems like a bastard who can't help but be unwilling to the status quo!

I only know that if I work hard on repetitive work day after day, I will feel very happy and satisfied after working for one day. It seems that I earned food for my whole family again today. Once repetitive work comes to an abrupt end, it is like falling into a dark abyss, as if the bitter days of hunger, cold and nakedness are coming. ...

Alas! Poor and more hateful loser!

"Ah ah! Hahaha ... God has eyes! " Suddenly, he jumped up and down with his mobile phone like crazy, and this time I was scared by him.

He excitedly put his mobile phone in front of him like a child: "Look! The boss of the company just sent a notice that the company has been saved and will go to work the day after tomorrow. Haha, I won't come to work here tomorrow! "

What he said was that he wouldn't come to work in the park.

Watching the man happily run out of the park gate, jumped in the car and left. I felt as if I knocked over a five-flavor bottle in my stomach and couldn't speak, so I took a mouthful of cigarettes and spit it out in his direction: I hope you will never come to the park to "work" again!