This classical Chinese script was performed by 40 people.

1. adapted from classical Chinese sketch script, retired from Qin Dynasty.

Time: 630 BC

Venue: Qin Jun Camp in the south of Surabaya.

People: Candle, Qin Bo, bodyguard Wu.

[Curtain rises]

(The guard opens the curtain and bows in)

Guard: Your Majesty, Zheng Guo's army with candles asks for an audience.

(Qin Bo stops writing and looks up slightly.)

Qin Bo: Xuan.

(Guards go out, candles go in)

The power of candles: (Bowing) See Qin Bo.

Qin Bo: (majestically) No ceremony.

The power of candles: Xie Qinbo.

Qin Bo: What brings you to my Qin Ying?

Candlelight: Now Qin Jin's army is coming, ready to besiege Zheng, knowing that Zheng is going to perish.

(Qin Bo smiles)

Wu of Candle: (with a serious expression) Qin Bo, if you really want to destroy our state of Zheng, then you can destroy it! (Pause for a moment) But is it easy to cross the State of Jin and take Zheng on the other side as your boundary?

Qin Bo: (touching his beard for a moment) What do you mean?

Candlelight: There is also a state of Jin between Zheng and Qin. If Zheng was destroyed by the state of Jin, wouldn't it become the territory of this neighboring country? Your state of Qin is far from Zheng. Then how do you solve this problem? (Glancing at Qin Bo carefully, Candlewick Wu) All the soldiers came all the way to Zheng, only to increase the land for the State of Jin. Is it worth it? (Speed up) If the neighboring countries are strong, the national strength of your State of Qin will be weakened a lot!

(Qin Bo frowned)

Qin Bo: What you said is very reasonable.

The power of candles: (exulting) Xie Qinbo!

If you are willing to give up attacking Zheng, I am willing to make our country the master of your Oriental Road. (Pause for a moment)-When the envoys of the State of Qin pass by, Zheng Can will supply the materials they need at any time. I think, for Qin Bo, there is nothing to lose.

Qin Bo: (thinking) Your suggestion is worth considering. But I have an appointment with the state of Jin. How can I go back on my word easily?

Candlelight: (unhurriedly) I don't know if you still remember that you were very kind to Kim, and Kim promised to give you a gift. However, don't you know that he crosses the Yellow River in the morning and builds walls at night? Now he wants to regard Zheng as the eastern border, and he will continue to expand the border to the west, which is bound to infringe upon the interests of Qin!

Qin Bo: (with a scowl) Hum! Our state of Qin was damaged, and his state of Jin benefited. Damn it!

(After pacing around for a while) Well, he is not kind, why should I keep my righteousness!

Candlelight: So ...

Qin Bo: I'm taking someone back to China. Does the promise between us still count?

The power of candles: (excited but polite) Xie Qinbo! I'll visit you again another day and formally sign a Covenant with Qin Bo. I hope Qin Bo will allow me to see you then!

(Both laugh)

Qin Bo: Haha! All right!

(Candles are forced to retreat)

2. China's classical performance script "Chen Taiqiu and You Qi" started shooting.

Venue: Outside the gate of Fiona Fang's house.

People: tourists, Fiona Fang.

Qi Mu

There is a horizontal plaque hanging on the brown door, on which are written two big red letters-"Chen Fu". A carriage came not far away and came to Chen Fu's door. With the driver's "Xu", the carriage stopped. Then the curtain of the car was pulled open, and a head leaned out from it, looking around]

The man outside the door is a seven-year-old boy-Fiona Fang, wearing a blue one.

A head, this head looks around]

[Fiona Fang, a seven-year-old boy, wearing a blue robe and a red and white coat, is playing outside the door]

Customer: (Knowing that a teenager is Fiona Fang) Is your father at home?

Fiona Fang: (Looking up, I thought: Isn't he the uncle who stood me up with my father? Hum! Now it's here. But he is still polite) hello! Uncle, my father asked you to arrive at noon, but it was past noon and he left before you arrived.

Guest: (angrily) Hum! How human! I made an appointment to go with someone, and now I'm leaving without anyone else!

Fiona Fang: (angrily) You made an appointment with my father to meet at noon, but you haven't arrived after noon, which means you won't be trusted. It is impolite for you to scold your father to your son!

[The guest listened to Fiona Fang, and hurriedly stepped forward to hold him, trying to make amends to him. The calcium dobesilate capsule entered the door and slammed] without looking back.

The curtain falls (the end of a play)

3. Rewrite the classical Chinese into a list of characters in the script: old woman, old man, official A, official B, Du Fu, daughter-in-law, grandson and speaker.

Scene: Autumn, 165438+ 0 pm. A shabby house. The door of the house is closed. When the autumn wind blows, the door is a little shaky and the paint on the door has fallen off a lot. Not far away, there stands a stone tablet engraved with the three characters "Shihao Village". The wind is blowing on this fragile house, which makes people worry. Well, maybe there will be another tragedy here. ...

[The curtains are opened, and there are several dogs barking in the distance. From time to time, there are children crying in the room. ]

Narrator: It's another late autumn night. The poet Du Fu came to this house in Shihao Village for the night. He is a little tired and has fallen asleep. And the old couple said something painfully in the dim light. Everything is so quiet. Just then, a rude voice broke the silence. ...

[bang! Bang! Bang! ]

Officer: Open the door! Open the door!

[The old couple woke up]

Old man (in a low voice, a little nervous): Here they come again. Looks like I have to go out and hide.

Old woman: Go quickly, and I'll take care of the rest! [The old man immediately jumps over the wall and escapes from the backyard]

Officer: Open the door! Hurry up! [The officers couldn't wait, so they drove the old gate up the hill]

Old woman: coming! (Opening the door) It turned out to be official. what can I do for you?

Officer A: (growling) Cut the crap! Call your men out!

Old woman: well ... your honor, there are no men in my family.

Policeman B: Don't try to cheat me, shout it out before I do it!

Old woman: (patting her chest with a sad face) All three of my children have been taken to service. One son wrote back a few days ago (wiping away tears) that two sons had died. The living is still alive for a while, and the dead is gone. ~ ~ 【 The old woman has been sobbing here, with a painful expression on her face. ]

Officer A: (furious) That's enough. If a few people die, there will still be old people. Call your husband out and stop nagging me!

Old woman: (still showing signs of pain) You said he was no longer alive. There is really no one at home.

[At this time, there were several children crying in the room. ]

Attendant b: (evil) dead old woman, how dare you? Didn't you say there was no one at home? (making a gesture of rushing into the room)

Old woman (timid, pulling an official): There are really no people, only a little grandson who is nursing, and her mother, that is, my wife. My wife didn't leave because of this little grandson.

Officer A: Since you have a daughter-in-law, take it with you!

Old woman: My Lord, please have pity on us. She hasn't had a good life since she married our family. She doesn't even have a decent dress in and out. You are a big man, just leave her alone ~ ~ ~

Officer B: Let's go! Come on, if every household is like this, what about the country? How should I explain to my superiors?

Old woman (sighing in amazement): Otherwise, arrest me. Although I am old and weak, I am a good cook. Let me go, at least I can cook for you.

Officers A and B (whispering for a moment): All right! Take it away!

[The police took the old woman away]

As the night deepened, everything fell silent. Du Fu, who heard all this, walked out of the room and saw the old man and his daughter-in-law still sitting there crying. ]

Narrator: It's dawn, leaves are falling, and some crows are singing in the branches.

Du Fu (walking out with luggage): Take care, old man.

Old man: Take care! (Looking at Du Fu with tears in his eyes)

4. Find a 40-minute location for the first act of the script: Zhu Yingtai's home.

Three chairs and a table. Characters: Yingtai mother (hereinafter referred to as Yingtai mother), Yingtai father (hereinafter referred to as Yingtai father), Ma Gongzi, housekeeper and several attendants.

(Yingtai's father flew into a rage, and Yingtai's mother caught up with him) Mu Ying: Husband, husband ~ (pulls Fu Ying) Fu Ying (turns around angrily): Nothing can be said. The marriage between Yingtai and Taiwan must not be so hasty! Yingmu: But, husband, Ma Gongzi is serious, and the Ming media is marrying ... (interrupted by Yingfu) Yingfu: How many times have I told you, now is a new era of reform and opening up, and the marriage of children can no longer be arranged by parents ... (interrupted by off-site voice) Off-site voice: Ma Gongzi is engaged ~ (a housekeeper-like man rushes up with a gift list in his hand) Butler. (Open the ceremony list and read it out, and the waiter comes to the stage with a gift in his hand) A bottle of Maotai ~ a cloud of smoke ~ a set of diamond jewelry ~ a set of KFC take-out buckets ~ a home theater ~ a Cadillac on the way ~ a factory maintenance ~ an Eiffel Tower in Paris, France ... British father and mother: huh? Butler: Oh, no, it's a set of tickets to visit the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France ~ There are also West Lake Longjing, Beijing Roast Duck, 18th Street Twist, Shaanxi Paomo, Northeast cauldron, Wang Zhi and stinky tofu, all of which have been sent to the kitchen to enjoy this ~ ~ ~ ~ (Mother Ying knelt down and respectfully took the gift list with her hands, and the housekeeper brought it over) Mother Ying: Look, husband, look, Ma Gongzi sent it.

Fu Ying (turning around at the sound): You ~ Ma Gongzi (opening the folding fan with a bang): Yes, I'm ashamed of falling in love, and I'm addicted to yan zhen. A talented man seems to be a fairy, and a pear flower pressed the Haitang people to give me a nickname-Ma Decai, the beauty and wisdom that can coexist between heaven and earth, the embodiment of hero and chivalry. (takes out a handful of paper money and scatters it into the air, making it look like a fairy) Mu Ying (rushes to meet him): Oh, please sit down ~ (opposite the court) and make tea for the girl ~ (bends down to collect money) (a male voice outside the court: Yes, madam. )

Ma Gongzi (sitting down slowly): Uncle and Aunt, I don't know about the last marriage under the British stage ... Mu Ying: Oh, of course ~ (interrupted by Fu Ying) Fu Ying: Impossible! (stands up angrily and points to Ma Gongzi) Do you know what Marxism-Leninism is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Fu Ying: Do you know what reform and opening up is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Fu Ying: Do you know what the Nasdaq index is? Ma Gongzi: I don't know ... Fu Ying: Do you know what "who are you" is? Ma Gongzi: ... Fu Ying: Do you know who is Leslie Cheung, who is Maggie Cheung, who is Ronaldo, who is Yao Ming, who is Tom Cruise and who is Britney Branny? (turns to Mu Ying) Look at you. How can I rest assured that such a ignorant * * * told me to marry Yingtai? Ma Gongzi: Uncle, I ... Fu Ying (turning to Ma Gongzi): You are money! Ma Gongzi: My uncle really knows my little husband like the back of his hand. My little husband just brought a gift of 3 million this time ... British father: bah! Do you think money can buy everything? I tell you, true love is priceless! Do you think 3 million is ok ... (gradually responding to the taste) 3 million ... (whispering to Ma Gongzi) Is that 3 million mine or two people's ... Ma Gongzi: Of course, half of it is for my uncle and aunt ... Fu Ying: Absolutely not! Ma Gongzi: Then 46-40 ... Fu Ying: 37 to 40, she is three years old and I am seven years old, otherwise it is impossible! Ma Gongzi: Then do as your uncle says! (Taking out a contract) Uncle took the trouble to sign it, even if he agreed to my marriage with Yingtai ... (The contract was taken away by Ying Dad) Ying Dad: Of course, I really agreed to 10,000 (taking out a pen to sign). Hey, Ma Gongzi, is that 3 million cash or check ... Ma Gongzi: What check is 300 yuan? Yingfu: Yes, what kind of 300 yuan check do you need ... (The pen stops and looks at Ma Gongzi in amazement) 300 yuan? Isn't it 3 million? Ma Gongzi: 3 million is the total cost of the wedding. Today, I will give you a gift from 300 yuan ... (Father throws the contract underground) Ma Gongzi (bends down to pick up the contract): Uncle, if you are too short of money, we can discuss it again ... My father: It's not the money! He can't lose that person ... Ma Gongzi: My uncle taught me that such an important issue as marriage should not be measured by money.

However, my husband heard that my uncle likes traveling, so he bought a holiday villa in Hawaii the other day ... Father: Are you serious? Ma Gongzi (pulls out a bunch of keys): This is the key to the holiday villa, and the air ticket has been bought. As long as my uncle promises my marriage with Yingtai ... (The contract was snatched away by my English father) Fu Ying: You won't delay my holiday time ... (As soon as I took out my pen to sign it, I was interrupted by an off-site voice): The old lady is not good! Miss is missing! English Dad: Yingtai! Mu Ying: My Yingtai! (running off the stage) Ma Gongzi (paused): My key! (Chasing off the stage) (Dim light, end of the first act) Location of the second act: Liangshanbo Private School. Character: Zhu Yingtai, Mr. Liang Shanbo, accompanied by several scholars.

Voice-over: Zhu Yingtai has been wandering around since she fled her marriage. On this day, he came to the private school where Liang Shanbo attended. Sir: Guan Guan's pigeon is on the river boat ~ (shaking his head clockwise, narcissism) Liang Shanbo (and all readers): Guan Guan's pigeon is on the river boat ~ (shaking his head counterclockwise, narcissism) Sir: Shan Bo, how many times have I told you to shake your head clockwise! Liang Shanbo: Yes, sir.

Mister: My Fair Lady, Gentleman ~ Liang Shanbo (and all readers): My Fair Lady, Gentleman ~ Mister: Shanbo ~ Shake your head clockwise! (Zhu Yingtai sings "I am a bird ...") Sir: Uncle Shan, go and see who is making trouble. .

5. The growth of boys in emergency vocational schools (campus drama script) Scene 1: Go your own way. Narrator: The cool breeze is trustworthy, and the autumn moon is boundless. Losing my studies is like a year, although I am not symmetrical or handsome. But it also has its own style ... Scene (chaos in the classroom) Background music: (Prelude of Mice Love Rice takes about one minute) Action: 1, four people sit around playing cards, a long-haired person gestures to swing, a person draws money in the classroom, two people quarrel and fight, and one person walks around the classroom wearing jewelry and slippers. 6. a person sleeps in the classroom after surfing the internet all night (the words "online through train" are posted on the back). Scene 2: Recruiting narrator: The sun and the moon fly by, and three years of vocational school life are spent in absurdity. Everyone can only "play a small abacus" on the job fair before employment, hoping to get away with it. What is the result? Look, here they come ... Scene: Set up a recruitment desk (job fair site) and write the words "job fair site". Background music: (March of athletes) Action: (Three candidates appear separately) 1. Two bosses (students play) are sitting in front of the stage to prepare. A student has long hair and wears jewelry. First, he held a mirror and exaggerated in the corner of the stage.

3. A student looks funny. He went to the recruitment stage, took out two cigarettes in his pocket and handed them to the boss, hoping to pass the interview, but failed. 4, a student carrying two expensive bottles of wine, smiling to give a gift, failed.

Narrator: I always wait until I go to sleep to know that I haven't read the book I should have read. I always wait until I make a mistake to remember the teacher's earnest instruction. I always fail to know the importance of hard work ... Alas, if I had known, why would I do it now! ! Scene 3: Dancing Youth Stage: "Seek truth and know, and be a real person." Narrator: Say goodbye to the untimely "going our own way", let's dance with youth, pursue our ideals, shape a healthy and upward image and meet the bright employment prospects! Action: Ten people dance on the stage, and the "one-stop" is over.

6. Apart from the lines in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, why are there so few lines in the classical Chinese of the Three Kingdoms in the costume TV series now? It is because the people who wrote or changed the scripts have good literary skills, and of course they borrowed some words from the original works of the Three Kingdoms.

Nowadays, the script of costume drama itself is shoddy, and the script is quickly written by a group of screenwriters, with the same level as the online text (both Gao Xiao Shuo and Gao Xiao Shuo mentioned this phenomenon). So I won't write anything in classical Chinese, it's all in vernacular Chinese, and there won't be any "ancients" who speak modern words or "ancients" who speak modern network terms.

There is also a decline in the level of actors, and I don't know how to break sentences in classical Chinese scripts and lines. For example, "Holding the emperor in heaven to make the princes" is the most frequently used sentence structure on TV, but the actual sentence structure should be "Holding the emperor in heaven to make the princes". The actor became "Mr. Digital" and "Miss Digital". Do you expect them to speak classical Chinese?

Finally, the level of the audience also dropped. Few people can understand classical Chinese. Now they are used to vernacular Chinese, fast culture and watching TV, and they can understand what it means in one sentence.

7. Ask one or four people to perform the original sketch script comically. Look at this. There are seven boys smoking ~ It has been tipped off ~ The teacher asked them to talk: [Scene 1] Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke? Boy: No.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. Naturally, the boy held out two fingers and took it. .................................................................................................................................................................... boy: No.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please. The boy held the French fries carefully because he heard teacher A: Don't you touch some ketchup? If you accidentally get too much, play it with two fingers at once! Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled.

Calling parents .................... [Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: No? All right, French fries.

Because of the first two examples, the boy carefully finished the French fries with sweat. Teacher: Aren't you going to bring roots back to your classmates? The boy took the French fries and put them in his ear. .................... [Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: Good.

Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. The boy was so busy that he took the French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the floor. He stepped on them with his foot. .......................... [Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a potato chip. The boy just took the potato chips. The teacher said, don't do this to me?

The boy quickly took the French fries from his hand and then took out his lighter. .................... [Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke? Boy: No. Teacher: Good.

Have a French fries. The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket. The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster. The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster! Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: Come on, it's still here, the fire hasn't lit yet ... [Act VII] Teacher: Do you smoke or not? Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries. Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like? Boy: [get carried away] "Good day".