Try to prove: 1 cow = 10 quintic dyne.

Weiguo poked his head out of the quilt, turned around and opened his eyes.

The phone on the bedside table.

Weiguo reached for the phone, but stopped in the air.

Weiguo got up and opened the curtains, turned on the TV and did push-ups.

Guo Wei combed his hair, walked out of the bathroom, paced up and down the room, glanced at his mobile phone from time to time, and then immediately looked away.

Weiguo suddenly stopped, walked to the front of the phone and picked up the receiver.

Weiguo: Du police? I also want to inquire about my suitcase.

Du Zhixin: Oh, you should also understand our difficulties. It's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Wei: So, don't you want to find it?

Du Zhixin: It's not that we don't want to find it. Honestly, we can't find it at all.

Wei: How is that possible? How did all my belongings and certificates disappear for no reason?

Du Zhixin: I can only express sympathy for you.

The phone hung up.

Guo Wei's hand holding the microphone is shaking.

Weiguo: Fuck!

(15) Personnel Bureau Recruitment Registration Office (day, day)

There is a banner hanging on the wall on the third floor: the registration office for department-level cadres.

There is a long queue of applicants, extending from the third floor to the square below the first floor.

Receptionist: Next.

Weiguo: Hello, my name is Weiguo, and I am an associate professor in the Physics Department of Northwestern Polytechnical University.

Receptionist: Please show me your identification.

Weiguo touched his clothes: all my documents are packed in a suitcase.

Receptionist: Please open your suitcase and take out your certificate.

Weiguo: My suitcase was stolen on the train.

Receptionist: You can't take the exam without proof. You can't let a shady person apply for a department-level cadre.

Wei: Am I an ignorant person?

Receptionist: I'm just making an analogy.

Wei: But I really dropped my suitcase. There are not only documents in my suitcase, but also more than 30 thousand yuan.

Receptionist: How much is it?

Weiguo: 30,000.

Receptionist: No way. How did such an important suitcase fall?

Wei: However, it did drop. In addition to money, there is a CPPCC membership card and a professor qualification certificate. Someone can

along with

Prove it to me.

Receptionist: Your suitcase has nothing to do with me. I just need documents that can prove your identity.

Wei: This is easy to prove. Do you know Newton?

The receptionist shook her head.

Guo Wei: Newton is the unit of force. The force required to make an object with a mass of 1kg produce an acceleration of 1 m per second is 1 Newton.

Dunn.

1 Newton equals to the fifth power dyne of 10. The name of this unit was established in memory of the British scientist Newton. Cattle for short. this

appear

can

Can't prove that I'm a physics professor?

The receptionist smiled.

Weiguo: If you don't believe me, I can tell you in English.

Receptionist: Next.

So this is what you saw?

It seems that you need to prove it in English-_-!