What are some funny dating jokes?

The script of the hilarious blind date is as follows:

1, my colleague told me that now the blind date woman no longer directly asks the man if he has a house or a car, but asks, "How much is the parking fee in your community for a month?" I was shocked to hear that. This question is too TM artistic, I have to accept it!

2. Three years after graduating from college, several students chatted in the class group, all talking about technology, C++, java and so on. Another classmate opened a factory at home and became a manager early, which was very distressing. After half a day, he interjected: our company recruits a driver for business development with a monthly salary of 8000 yuan. Requirements: 4 years C++ experience! Suddenly, the crowd quieted down.

I am a senior three student. One day, I was alone in the dormitory watching porn when my roommate opened the door and came in. I quickly minimized and pretended to be playing games. He gave me a look and said simply, four years later, our brothers still failed to treat each other as brothers!

4. Notice from the Traffic Management Bureau: Although the gasoline rises and the traffic volume drops, the traffic volume increases and the traffic pressure increases. To this end, the urban area will implement pedestrian restrictions from May 1 day. Single eyelid one-day tour, double eyelid two-day tour, single and double night tour. For those who wear sunglasses, they should be treated as deliberately blocking the number plate, for the blind, they should be treated as unlicensed, and for those who cut double eyelids, they should be treated as decks!

I am ten years old, and my family always arranges blind dates for me. It happened that a buddy was forced by his family to have a blind date, so we met for a drink. Buddies say that what I like doesn't like me, and it won't be too embarrassing if I don't know how to refuse what I don't like. So I told him: this is not simple, that is, the family is poor and can't afford to buy a house or a car.

6. I met a very quiet beauty on a blind date and had a good chat. The most embarrassing question is: Are you always so gentle? The girl said faintly: If I want to be so gentle at ordinary times, why do I have to date each other?

7. A tea shop owner and a friend are drinking tea at home, which is very valuable tea. The friend asked: What are the benefits of this tea? Boss: Good for both men and women! The friend asked again: What benefits? The tea boss calmly replied: quench your thirst.

8. During the blind date, the other party said that she went to the bathroom and didn't come back for a long time. I realized that the other party should have run away, so I called the waiter to pay the bill. When I was about to leave, I met my high school classmate, so the two of them sat down again and began to catch up. The blind date came over ... looked at me for a while, and I popped out, "Well, should I go back and wait for the notice?"