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Jiaozi Store: "Everything!" Lime factory: "From scratch!" Pawnshop: "Well deserved!" Hat Company: "Deal with a man as he deals with you!" Barber shop: "not a penny!" " Pharmacy: "Ask for it!" Quit smoking association: "Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!" " Typewriter: "No discord, no concord! "Optical shop:" Eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window. Perfume company: Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so we send a self-defense textbook with the bottle. "No smoking in public places:" Please don't smoke in order to make the carpet have no holes and your lungs have no holes. "Road traffic:" If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight. "New book:" The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried. He wants the heroine described in this novel! "Car showroom:" Always let your driver's license expire before you. "Traffic safety:" Remember, God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for the car, but no one prepared them. "Cosmetics:" Get rid of' spots' early and don't leave' acne'. " Washing machine: "idle wife and good mother!" "Sour juice drink:" A little parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet. "printing company:" everything is printed except money. Flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wife. "Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the woman who just came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. An advertisement for enrollment in a French class reads: If you don't like this course after listening to it, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must say it in French. An American newspaper published an advertisement: look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature lady, and work like a donkey! Eye drops advertisement: After dropping this eye drops, turn your eyes a few times and let the eye drops spread all over the world. Advertisement on tombstone: There is a sentence on a tombstone in Scotland: "Here lies Hermes. Mike Taves. His grieving wife inherited his thriving business, the vegetable shop, which is located in expressway 1 1 and is open until 8 pm every day. There is an advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, but think that you have won face. The barber shop in the English countryside put up a wooden sign on the bridge, which read, "Gentlemen, I want your heads. Traffic safety: fasten your seat belt and don't copy it. Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours. Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are annoyed. Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart. Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath. Car: Its only drawback is that when running at a speed of 100 km, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat. Advertisement of French perfume: "Our new product is very attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense teaching material is included with the bottle." Chicken feed advertisement: "If' Pelina' doesn't lay eggs for your chickens, they must be cocks"; Pet food advertisement: "Please tie up your dog, or it will come to kask Company". Restaurant advertisement: "If you don't come in for dinner, we will both starve to death." Swiss tourism company's advertisement: "Go to the Alps quickly, the mountains will be gone after 6000 years." Dentist's office: "Please feel free to fill your teeth, even if he or she kisses you, you won't notice." Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to cigarettes, you can smoke here. But please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family. " The milk factory advertised in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 52 14 weeks, you can live to 100 years old!" An advertisement for enrollment in a "facial expression institute" in Chicago reads, "You will learn to frown skillfully here, so that people will think you are an honest person at first sight." An advertisement for a water heater product reads: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in trouble. " Cosmetic advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product. Spend some advertising: send some flowers to the people you love most, but don't forget your wife. Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is hard work. Highway advertisement: 30 kilometers per hour, you can go to the garage; Speed 100 km, you can get home safely; Speed 150 km, you can go to the hospital; 200 kilometers per hour, congratulations, you can meet God.

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