Uncle Zhao Benshan and Xiao Shenyang's program failed in the final review!

The finale sketch of the Spring Festival Evening reveals Ma Dashuai's recruitment interview and fools the elites in the workplace.

Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Ming and Shenyang were "recruited"

Facing the severe employment situation in 2009, it satirizes the cheating in enterprise recruitment!

Uncle Benshan got rid of the image of farmers, and Boss Ma reloaded; Fan Wei incarnates as an elite in the workplace, which makes it hard to prevent.

On the right side of the stage is the boss's desk, with a big advertising poster next to it. The background of the picture is a tiger photo of South China and the foreground is a cosmetic bottle. The slogan is: Mashimei is only suitable for women. Website: 4000000000000.com

On the left side of the stage is a job advertisement, which reads: Do you have "ambitions"? Do you want to be the "master"? Do you want to be a boss Mars International is the platform, space and Jiangnan for you to reach the peak of your life! Internationally renowned beauty technology group is looking for 5 designers and 5 designers, requiring full-time bachelor degree or above. There are two medals here, "the highest beauty award" and "the model unit of honesty".

Cai: Ma Dong, Ma Dong, no way. Our martensitic brightener was found to be unqualified by the industry and commerce, and it is being publicized online.

M: What the hell? Is this happening again? Don't worry, don't panic. What's more, I have told you many times to call you chairman in front of people and uncle in my office! I don't know. I thought the toilet was leaking again.

Cai: Uncle, what shall we do?

M: Change the name and redesign the packaging. The Spring Festival is coming. Give it a push and have a promotion or something. (Look at the poster) I think it's better to change it to tiger-puff whitening essence and tiger-puff whitening essence!

Cai: Why?

Man: What about the person you recruited? Planning, design and education should be full-time undergraduate or above. Besides, I like it. Remember to send a text message at night after the interview, in case he doesn't come.

Cai: I had an interview this afternoon, and I was in the top 500.

M: Then get a written test paper quickly, that is, briefly introduce the product and ask him to write a planning plan, with more than 3,000 words. Give a blank sheet of paper. Some people like to do such additional questions.

(Fan Shang)

Fan: It's too difficult to find a job now. Some time ago, I sent more than 80 resumes and only received 5 interview calls. Three of them still showed up uninvited. They all claim to be international financial groups, and it is illegal to issue credit cards, sell insurance and speculate in foreign exchange. Not at all recently. I thought my mobile phone was broken and called my number several times a day. The economic crisis has come, and the ranks of swindlers and thieves have also expanded. Also beware of those who cheat money through recruitment. People who collect money don't go, take care of the bag, hold the money, and don't just take the phone and run away!

Dear Mr. Fan Wei, thank you for applying for the advertising planning position of Mars Enterprise International Group. Please come to the International Building16th floor for an interview at two o'clock this afternoon.

Fan: This short message was sent in time. I called yesterday.

Cai: Hello, Mars International.

Fan: Hello, I'm here for an interview.

Cai: Well, we have an exam. Please do it first. After the answer, our chairman personally interviewed.

(After answering the questions)

Cai: Have you finished eating? Here is an article in which the media interviewed our chairman. You should read it carefully.

Fan: I see.

(After reading the thick newspaper clippings)

Cai: Have you finished reading it? This way, please.

M: I read your plan, but I really didn't expect it.

Fan: Unexpectedly? I didn't think it was good or bad.

M: I have made my point clear to you. Am I still the boss?

M: Well, let me introduce the company first. Mars Enterprise Group, headquartered in Los Angeles, USA, entered China in 1999, and established Mars future lab Company in 2002, which is dedicated to life science, genetic engineering and health and beauty research. Our strategy is to establish five branches in the United States and Japan in 3-5 years, and establish 15 branches and 50 core franchisees in the whole country in 3-5 years to provide professional services to users all over the world. In such a rapid development process, talent is our greatest desire, and I always believe that the most precious minute is the one devoted to employees. Do you have any stock? Oh, I don't think I can start the fire either. Buffett said that life is like snowballing, and it is important to find wet snow and long slopes. I believe Mars International is a long slope on your young people's road to success.

Fan: Climbing the mountain.

M: This is the medal of honor for the integrity of our company. In the whole province. . .

Fan: Wait a minute, I'm sorry, Madam President. Is there something wrong with the "test" of the integrity test unit? It should be a sign of expression.

Really? Oh, maybe like you, there is a probation period after you come. The brand just bought it. No, it's only been here for a few days. What are your strengths?

Fan: Planning.

Do you know 4 trillion RMB? There are so many zeros behind 4, how many zeros can you plan for us?

Fan: These are major projects for the national economy and people's livelihood, so I don't think so.

Ma: Mars International's sales will exceed 800 million this year, and our goal is to enter the world's top 500 in five years! As a business leader, I tried my best to make the list, but I didn't make it for many years.

Fan: Forbes?

M: The company has entered the countdown to listing! To America, Spartak, this is a photo of our 2000-day countdown celebration.

Fan: Nasdaq?

M: Yes, enter Nasdaq.

Fan: Wait a minute. How many years is 2000 days?

M: Forget it. We want people all over the world to know that Mars International is going public. (takes out a broken gong) Look, all the gongs for opening the market are ready.

Fan: Does it look familiar? Playing monkey tricks in the park?

M: For an advertising designer, let him make a design draft according to the planning scheme in the afternoon, mainly to examine his ability and ideas. Is it a mule or a horse? Pull it out for a walk. You must do your best.

What do you think is your greatest strength?

Fan: Like an ox, he works hard. He eats grass and milk.

M: Test your observation ability. If, if, you have huge property and you can't explain it clearly, what do you say?

Fan: What's the big deal? Real estate speculation.

M: Test your reaction ability. If the Shenzhou-8 spacecraft is parked outside the window now, will you go in? If it could go anywhere, where would you ask it to take you?

Fan: Of course! Where are you going? Los Angeles?

M: Mars International is very famous in Los Angeles. When you leave the airport, tell the taxi driver to go straight to Mafu. Oh, Mars headquarters.

Let's test your judgment again. When you come up by elevator, there is a diamond at the door of every elevator from the first floor to the tenth floor. This diamond comes in different sizes. The elevator doors on each floor will open once, and diamonds can only be brought once. How can I get the biggest one?

Fan: If you think it's big, take it quickly. What if the elevator is broken? What if the power goes out?

M: When you answer questions in the interview, you must pause for 2 seconds to make sure you understand what I mean.

Cai: What do you mean by your last two questions?

M: Nothing interesting. I let him go back in a daze.

M: Do you have any questions?

Fan: How much is the company's annual leave?

M: Annual leave? Chinese New Year holiday? Of course.

Cai: He said paid annual leave.

M: paid? No job? I have never received such a leave application from an employee. Don't you know that in a small city like ours, people have to work on Saturdays?

Fan: How was the contract signed?

M: Once a year, with a probation period of six months.

Fan: According to the law, the probation period of a one-year contract cannot exceed two months.

Cai: According to the new labor law, the probation period of a three-year contract can only be six months.

M: You can sign for three or ten years. The probation period is six months.

Cai: After signing for ten years, there will be no fixed-term contract.

M: Huh? Is there a fixed time limit? What kind of law is this?

M: Three years, then. He'll be bored and leave at the end of the first year.

Cai: What if he still finds it interesting?

M: If he still finds it interesting, then I think you are boring.

How is your imagination?

Fan: I had a strange dream last night: Chinese New Year is coming, and I had a cow killed. After the killing, the butcher asked me to take some meat and leave. I refused, took a lot of meat, sat there and ate several plates of beef hotpot, and finally left some for him.

M: I may be a butcher. So, what's your salary requirement?

Fan: More than 3,000.

M: In our position, the annual salary is100000, and the converted monthly salary must be above 4000. Let's call it a day. You're finished. Go back and listen. In three months. It is not easy to find a job, and the expenses are indispensable. Anyone who makes money through recruitment should be careful.

Fan: I know.

Ma: Anyone who picks you up by car, has an assistant to pick you up, or has a laptop for an interview, should be careful that the money and things in his mobile phone are robbed and cheated.

Fan: Thanks for reminding me. Goodbye.

(Xia Fan) (Shen Shang)

Shen: Chairman, what's the difference between this treatment and what you said at the beginning?

M: Why is it different?

Shen: At that time, I asked you if your salary was paid on time, and you said "of course". I asked you if you were strict in attendance, and you said, "It depends, sometimes you can be flexible." .

You must be mistaken. You asked me if I was strict in attendance, and I said yes. You asked me if my salary was paid on time. I said it depends, sometimes it can be flexible.

Shen: I asked you if you have a car sticker or a meal sticker, that is, a meal subsidy or a transportation subsidy. You replied: "Of course, it must be taller than peers!" I asked you to hear that the company worked overtime, and you replied, "Impossible. Who told you that? "

You must remember wrong again. Do you ask my company to work overtime? I tell you: "Of course, it must be taller than peers!" You asked me if I had subsidies for meals and transportation, and my answer was "impossible". Who told you that? "

(sinking)

(Phone rings)

Cai: Uncle, the property agency called and said that if they didn't pay the rent and utilities, they would pull the switch and move the table. What should I do?

Man: What should we do? Pack your things. I am tired of living in this place. Give them the table. Move out in the afternoon.

Cai: What if someone asks?

Ma: Tell them to go to the nursing home to express their condolences to the widowed elderly, send warm. Just bring some bedding fruit.

Cai: What if we find property in the future?

Don't worry. I signed a contract with Master Ma! Not Ma Dashuai! I learned it from the farmer who patted the tiger.

M: Let's go.