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A hilarious sketch script suitable for 5-8 people, suitable for the annual meeting. Major events have a good stage effect. I'll announce two for you. If you have a good idea or idea, you can come to me.

The first one is "Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon of the Sketch Script of the 20 15 Annual Meeting" (comprehensive social hotspots and hot words of 20 14, with different interpretations).

(The Journey to the West theme song rings)

Narrator: According to legend, Tang Priest and his disciples went to the West to learn from the scriptures. On this day, they came to the white territory, which opened the curtain. (clear pronunciation and mellow voice, speak slowly)

When the Tang Priest Wukong came on stage, Wukong caught up with the master, jumped up and looked out.

Kong: Master, Master, where are we going? (Where can I imitate songs? Where did dad go? )

Don: Master will take you to the Western Heaven! Wukong followed closely.

Tang: What about Wukong, Bajie and Shadi?

Empty: I went high on the weekend! .

Don: Nani, are you on drugs? I have told you n times that we have discipline, organization and team spirit. We go to work at nine and get off work at six. If you are late, leave me early.

Empty: Oh, money is willful! Forget the salary. I haven't been paid for half a year.

Tang: If it weren't for our company's excessive rewards and subsidies, would it be possible to deduct the tax? Complaining that being a teacher means saying spells.

Empty: I ...

At this time, Bajie went on stage (in a hurry to run)

Eight: master master!

Don: Bajie, why are you late?

Eight: Forget it. I went back to Gaolaozhuang to visit my relatives and was caught in the anti-vice storm in Dongguan. Said I looked like a John and stayed in prison all night, so I was late.

Empty: The pictures in Dongguan are so beautiful that I dare not look at them. It's quite hard for you to visit relatives.

Don: I was drunk, too. I deducted all my attendance this month (Bajie's sad state and empty gloating smile)

Friar Sand came on stage with his luggage.

Don: Jason Wu, why are you late? Not afraid to deduct the salary from the teacher?

Sha: no, master, I could have arrived at 8: 30.

Don: So where do you spend your time?

Sand: I met with foggy weather on the road, which seriously affected the speed of clouds. The fog is like a fairyland, and you can't see the traffic lights clearly. When I saw the traffic lights clearly, I was already in the middle of the intersection. Look, this is the ticket I came all the way to eat. (Friar Sand pulls out a ticket)

Don: I wish you had stayed in Wonderland.

Sha: No, I'm going to the Western Heaven with my master.

Don: You old sand head are so stupid. Staying in the smog is the quickest way to the west. The four of them moved on. The staff put the finished sign (props) (the sign reads white bone ridge vertically)

Tang Ying: Baiyue Mountain!

Sha: It's terrible to be uneducated, Master. That's Bones Ridge.

Don: Talk more and put the big brother spell on your head.

Eight: Master is right. (Looking around) Look at this rolling mountain range, which is clearly Baiyue Mountain!

Kong: (tugging at Bajie's ear) You idiot, you won't get a raise if you kiss up. (Scratching your ears and looking out) You four move on.

Don: I miss my teacher a little. Why don't Bajie cook some vegetarian dishes for my master?

Eight: I wanted to go, but it's a little inconvenient these days.

Kong Hesha: Damn it!

Tang: Wukong, let's go and see what's delicious near the US Mission.

Kong: (holding a mobile phone): Master has KFC!

Don: How many times have I told you that we are vegetarians? As teachers, we have said that we are afraid of bird flu and have not eaten chicken for many years. There is a Wu Dong noodle restaurant nearby. Does it look nice? (You can change to a famous restaurant or company canteen nearby) Don: Well, make some noodle soup for the teacher!

Kong: My grandson went there and fell into the clouds (when he turned and jumped up, Friar Sand grabbed Wukong and made a joke about diving).

Sha: Big Brother, there are monsters in the wild to rob me of my money and sex. What should I do?

Eight: We are bald (finger Tang Priest)

), bearded (touching Friar Sand) is fat (referring to himself) and thin (referring to Wukong).

What kind of shemale wants to rob us? When it comes to transvestite, everyone follows the example of Friar Sand. )

Sha: What if there is something heavy?

Don: Yes! The smoking teacher is also a little scared.

Empty back: You are in trouble, thinking, draw a circle instantly when you have it. (The Tang Priest and Friar Sand are already in the circle) Empty: Bajie will come to the circle (or Juan)! (Bajie doesn't want to go to the circle)

Eight: You just entered the circle. Can't you draw a bigger circle?

Empty: Love can't enter (Wukong turns around)

White goes on stage (soundtrack-once in a thousand years, white runs from stage to the other end)

Bai: wait a thousand years, wait once ~ ~ finally let me wait for you, little! Gnome male-~ grinned, sexy and enchanting, and the three of them stood behind and "rolled" their sticks.

Bai: It is said that the immortal of the meat-eating contest finally made me wait for this opportunity. After eating Tang seng meat, I will never worry about my appearance aging, Pm2.5, AQI and charts again

Bai: Hey ~ ~ Why is there an aperture on the ground? The monkey must have made this organ. I'll think of a way to fool the Tang Priest out of the circle.

The first dozen (white 360-degree turn into a white-haired old man)

The old man walked very slowly (learn from Zhao Bensan, or imitate the old man, the funnier the better. He walked near the Tang Priest and his apprentice and fell down on purpose and fainted!

Don: Yes! An old man fell down! The Tang Priest stood in the circle and helped the old man up, but the old man was still unconscious. )

Shaheba: Master, you are in trouble! Can't help it! cannot help doing ...

Don: Why don't you help? I wonder why I can't even help an old man at the foot of a vast country.

It's over. One two three one four eight four eight zero. I'm not Lei Feng. Please call me a red scarf.

Second, "The Third Borrowing of Short Plays for the 20 15 Annual Meeting" (the social hotspots and hot words of 20 14 are integrated, and the interpretation of the three borrowings is different.

Characters: Four Master and Apprentices, Princess Iron Fan, Niu Wangmo, Earth God, Maid (cross talk is also acceptable), narration (voiceover) props: Banana Cave in Flame Mountain (two doors made of cardboard or foam, or PPT screen), banana fan, golden hoop stick, rake, etc. (Big screen, Flame Mountain).

Curtain opening:

The theme song of Journey to the West, the music faded.

Narrator: The four of them had a difficult journey. On this day, due to the failure of Bai's navigation, the four of them strayed into the Flame Mountain. The mountain has 800 miles of flames, and nothing grows around it. Since then, the prelude to borrowing three banana fans has been opened. ...

The Tang Priest and his disciples went to the stage and walked around the stage for half a circle (waving to the audience).

Tang: Wukong, it's already late autumn. Why is autumn tiger so fierce? It's too empty here, no family! Did you run too far to Tokyo?

Eight: (grabbing words) Master, not all the heat is called Tokyo fever! (Imitate the advertising tone that not all milk is called Telunsu)

Kong: Fuck you, Master. I guess the urban management here is too violent. Where are the people here?

Don: Urban management? I'm afraid of being a teacher. (I'm near Wukong) It's strange that the white horse dragon navigation of this pit Buddha has gone astray again.

Eight: Master, if you don't buy that pair of 1 1, you have to buy it. Look, you've got an imitation!

Sha: Big Brother is right! Don't talk about spending money, it's so hot and it's very tiring to bear such a heavy burden …

Don: If you don't go through all the hardships, there will be no Sutra, Amitabha. Master and apprentice are not afraid of expedition. The fire of Qian Shan only waits for water, and the fire of the Five Mountains is raging, but it is thirsty for the teacher! Reciting poems slowly gives people a feeling of devotion.

Empty: The more I feel, the more thirsty I am! There may be water ahead! Run, brother (shouting at Bajie and Sha), if you don't run, there will be monsters, keep up, (with relaxed and cheerful music, Kong and Tang are in front, Sha and Bajie are behind! )

Eight: (Walking around the stage for half a circle, Bajie fell down suddenly on purpose) Monster!

(Friar Sand hurried to help, and Pig pulled Friar Sand by the neck. )

Sha: Don't pull my necklace. My necklace is more than two thousand yuan. You can also change the necklace into beads. )

Tang Huitou: There really is a monster, is it a little loli or a little fresh? (Or is it white? )

Kong: Master, that idiot shouted.

Don: Damn, I'm happy for nothing!

Don: Why is it getting hotter and hotter? Wukong, go and see what this place is. (Master and apprentice rest in place)

Empty: (thinking, beating the ground with a golden hoop) Come out quickly, and I will ask you where it is so hot (slapping yourself with your hand).

Tu: (crouching) Great Sage, this is the Flame Mountain. It's the stove that you knocked over in Taishang Laojun. The fire covered the whole mountain range and people could walk into the thin air. If you want to put out the fire, you have to go to Banana Cave in Cuiyun Mountain and ask Princess Iron Fan to borrow a banana fan to put out the fire.

Eight: Ah, Master, I don't want to be a suckling pig. Let's separate our luggage. Let's break up.

Empty: (pulling eight ears) You are an idiot and a suckling pig. You think you are a little fresh meat, so you miss your Gao Lao Zhuang all day.

Don: Jason Wu, it's time to give him medicine. Unfortunately, I have six restless lives.

Sha: It's Master (Sha pretends to give Ba medicine). Second brother, you can't give up Liao Zhi.

Don: Amitabha ... you are the disaster caused by Po Hou. If you don't die, you won't die Borrow a fan!

Master, let my old pig go!

Kong: When it comes to women, you are positive. Are you convenient these days? You idiot ...

Don: I'm afraid that if you can't borrow your fan, people will stay anywhere. I'd better go to Wukong, after all, it's because of his mistake.

Kong: My younger brothers protect Master, and my old grandson will fight Yun.

Narrator: In a blink of an eye, Wukong came near the entrance of the Bajiao Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.

it's over