Super funny copywriting

Super funny copy (selected 42 sentences) 1. Sometimes, it may not be your problem that others are cold to you. He probably just doesn't like ugly people. 2. Passing an Internet cafe, I saw such a couplet. Part I: Play more, play less and play more. Bottom line: Come in early, come in late, come in sooner or later. Horizontal batch: Internet cafe. I swear that if I buy online again, I will chop my hand. Now I find that I signed Guanyin! This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, and going out feels like life is worse than death. Although the school is poor, I am never stingy with printing papers, which makes me deeply moved. 6. I was drunk at night. Wine made you drunk, you made me drunk, and we were poor. 7. The furthest distance in the world is your home in Australia, and I cook porridge at home. 8. Go to bed early and exercise more, don't smoke or drink, and form a good habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Over time, when you are upset and can't sleep, you won't even have a friend to accompany you 9. What's the difference between a girlfriend being angry and a terrorist? Terrorists are at least willing to communicate. 10. When someone praises you for your good looks, how do you keep a low profile? ? What? Speak up, I can't hear you! ? 1 1. Life is so short, why should the result of an exam affect our mood? 12. You have been in love for several months and want to spend your whole life. If your friends treat you better, you want to be together for life. No wonder you got so many injuries. This is the price of innocence. 13. Don't worry, as long as you keep going downhill, you will never be at the bottom of your life. 14. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk. 15. An adult is not picky about food. They'll say I'm allergic to this 16. If you eat less than one meal every day, you can save a lot of money in the long run, which can be used to treat stomach problems later. 17. If you are lazy with me, you will lose, because I am too lazy to compete with you. 18. Sleepy all day, hard life, unsociable, looking very popular. Are you talking about a difficult group like me? 19. I found that I could put a girl to sleep. As soon as I sent the message, the girl said I was going to bed. 20. I have always believed that I will be thin, but now I am just playing fat. I didn't expect to get high when I was playing. 2 1. Everyone says that failure is the mother of success. I have several mothers, none of whom are pregnant. 22. I have reached the legal age for marriage. Excuse me, should my wife bring my license to the Civil Affairs Bureau or wait for them to open it? 23. Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then write down your name carefully. 24. Work is like lovers. Although I sometimes have conflicts with you, I have to meet you every day. Interest is like a lover. Although it makes you passionate, it can't replace bread. 25. People can do everything except math when they are forced. There is always a selfless person in the world who would rather make himself unhappy than others. 27. Give wings to your dreams. Although it may not fly far, it will definitely fall heavily. 28. When I was unhappy, I looked up at the sky. Not when you grow up. I looked underground. If I can find some money, I can still be happy! 29. The wind is so strong that it is inconvenient to go out. I am so cute. If I don't pay attention to blowing it into others' arms, others won't return it. 30. As the saying goes, it never rains but it pours, so even disasters are accompanied. Look at you again. 3 1. It is said that it is easy to overeat when you are in a bad mood, but I am different. No matter when I eat, no one can stop me! 32. The legend of Mi Yue tells us that even brothers and sisters who have lived all their lives will meet one day as long as they fall in love with the same man. This shows that men are really bad things! 33. I bought a bottle of rat poison, which said it was pure natural and did not contain any additives. Why? Still afraid that mice are unhealthy? In order not to make me a black sheep living in the open space, my father personally destroyed my family first. 35. I remember that a few years ago, being single was called a nobleman, but in recent years, I have become a dog. 36. When I was a child, my father came to pick me up from kindergarten. I wanted to say something about my dad, but later I thought I'd tell my dad to grow up. So I said:? Old bastard! ? The tears that day were especially salty. 37. I was going to lose weight by swimming, but I saw seals, sea lions and walruses in the animal world. Nowadays, girls don't go home on time, and their parents don't take good care of them. The girl in the opposite building didn't go home to take a shower today. 39. cupping is killing me. I almost shouted: Stop it! I confess! I confess! I confess everything! ? 40. While squatting in the pit, I heard the girl next door blowing. In the spirit of jokes, I asked, what, it's too hot? Who knows, she replied: well, it's great to feed you? How to break this? 4 1. There are two kinds of people who go to bed late: they are either infatuated, stupid or have no internet speed. 42. I have been kneeling here for a long time, thinking that the Bodhisattva is coming.