Write an advertising slogan about Chongqing specialties

Dumpling shop: “Everything is included!”

Lime factory: “Start from scratch!”

Pawn shop: “Well deserved!”

Hat company: "Get people with hats!"

Barber shop: "Nothing left!"

Pharmacy: "You're asking for trouble!"

Smoking Cessation Association : "Never befriend a girl who smokes, unless you are willing to kiss an ashtray!"

Typewriter: "No acquaintance without a fight!"

Optical shop: "Eyes It is the window to the soul. To protect your soul, please install glass on your window."

Perfume company: "Our new product is extremely attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

No smoking in public places: "To keep your carpets from having holes, and so that your lungs don't have holes, please don't smoke."

Road traffic: "If your car If you can swim, please drive straight without braking."

New book: "The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried, and the person he desires is the heroine described in this novel!"

Car Showroom: “Always let your driver’s license expire before you do.”

Traffic Safety: “Remember, God is not perfect. He provides spare parts for your car. But people don't."

Cosmetics: "Get rid of the spots as soon as possible, don't leave the acne."

Washing machine: "A leisurely wife and a good mother!"

Sour juice drink: "The farewell is sour, and the reunion is sweet."

Printing company: "Except banknotes, we print everything."

Flower shop: "Today's shop The price of roses is the lowest, you can even buy a few for your wife.”

Beauty salon: Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital, she may be your grandmother.

The enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class said: If you find that you don’t like the course after listening to the class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but you must say it in French.

The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: Get rid of "spots" as soon as possible, and don't leave "acne".

An American newspaper published such an advertisement: Recruiting female secretary: Looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, and works like a donkey!

Eye drops advertisement: After dropping this eye drop, move your eyes a few times, and the eye drops will spread all over the world.

Advertisement on the tombstone: There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: "Here lies Hemisy Mactevisy. His grieving wife inherited his prosperous business - a vegetable store, The store is on Highway 11 and is open until 8pm every day."

There is this advertisement posted on the wall of a barber shop: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think about it. You've earned face."

A British village barbershop put up a wooden sign at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

Traffic safety: Fasten your seat belts, you can't make copies.

Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.

Siemens: Our company’s maintenance personnel around the world are bored.

Glue: It can glue everything together except a broken heart.

Tires: Work hard without complaining, as long as you still have breath.

Car: Its only drawback is that when running at 100 kilometers per hour, you can still hear every word of your mother-in-law's nagging in the back seat.

Advertisement for French perfume: "Our new product is very easy to attract the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with the bottle."

Advertisement for chicken feed: "If 'Pelina' If you haven't made your chickens lay eggs yet, they must be males