I have had an inexplicable feeling since I was a child, do I belong to human beings?

I have had an inexplicable feeling since I was a child. Do I belong to human beings? Because I'm too mysterious. I remember when I was a kid, I often stood while others were sitting in class. From elementary school to high school, my teachers took special care of me. I had to write homework many times when others did it once.

At first I doubted my IQ. When I was sure that my IQ must be much higher than theirs, I began to doubt my race. Am I a night elf or an undead? When I came into contact with the game Warcraft, I found that the two races of creatures, night elves and undead, were very inferior. And I was so handsome that I immediately rejected it. I doubted myself countless times and denied myself countless times!

Just like that, I entered college in a blink of an eye. I studied hard, and my hard work paid off. I only failed six subjects in the first academic year. As the saying goes, six or six are smooth, it seems to be a symbol of beauty! The next year I worked harder and failed eight subjects. I started to look at myself. I once again asked, am I Superman?

Today I really want to test whether I am a superman. So I borrowed two yuan and approved a few red ones. In the evening I drank something that people on earth call alcohol, and then when my roommates were all asleep, I put on my clothes outside, put on a sheet and walked to the balcony. I struck a superhuman pose. I believe I can fly. Suddenly I felt a strong force on my legs, and I flew straight out and fell on the concrete floor.

When I woke up on the third day, I found that I was lying down. But I still doubt myself. Could it be that I am the superman and the calabash doll fused together. It would be fine for others to jump from the second floor, but I stayed in a hospital for three days. What does this mean? On the way back to the dormitory, I caught a gourd. I had planned to do it again at night. I put on the gourd and flew straight down but still landed on the ground.

: "Haha, although it is not completely successful, it has made great progress."

I was very happy when the dormitory manager rushed out and picked up two machetes and slashed at me: "Damn it, the last time you jumped off the building, the school blamed me and gave me a scolding, but you still jumped to kill me!"

My aunt and I started a life-and-death struggle, but I was defeated. It's not that he can't beat her, but that men don't fight with women. The next day I paid 500 yuan for a band-aid to put on the wound. And she asked me to promise not to commit suicide again.

Hey, it seems that she misunderstood, but let’s deal with it first.

Since she discovered that I have been unable to practice flying, I have been unable to prove what I am. Frowning all day long. But college life has to go on! Time flies by and it’s my senior year. Everyone started looking for a job. I have asked myself countless times: I am not an ordinary person, do I need to look for it? But if you don’t find it, you really have no money to spend. Find one! Maybe my secret is in my job!

One day at about two o'clock in the morning, I was aimlessly wandering on the path outside the back door of the school. I don't know why I'm still wandering on this remote road so late at night. Maybe I am facing graduation recently and the employment pressure is too great, so I want to take some time to relax. Listening quietly to the crows in the trees. From time to time, bird poop hits me on the head. Wow, so cool. The street lights have also been turned off. It was pitch black all around.

Suddenly, under a banyan tree in front, a figure was busy there, not knowing what he was doing. Oh my god, I won’t meet ghosts anymore. I hurriedly hid aside and watched quietly. If you keep your composure and can't be discovered by him, even if he is really a ghost. It wouldn't be a problem if I let him die again.

He seems to be sticking something on the tree. About half an hour passed before he left. I quickly ran over and looked with the help of the light. It turned out to be a recruitment notice. It clearly stated that we were urgently looking for corpse-carrying workers.