Classic lines of gorgeous office workers

1. Love is a game, and whoever really pays will be miserable.

Although a man can understand what he says, he can't believe it. A woman can't understand what she says, but you'd better believe what she says.

Every time I have a meeting, I feel depressed. I served tea and ordered takeout to set the table. I often feel like a restaurant waiter. After reading so many books, I always feel sorry for my parents.

4. Andy (Zhang Aijia): I will treat you as you treat me. This game is called dangerous contact.

5. Li Xiang (Joseph Cheng): I can't get up during the day, I can't sleep at night, and I wake up at 8 o'clock on Sunday.

6. David (David Wang): Is it flirting when orangutans fight with monkeys?

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Classic funny quotations from office workers

1, the last day's shift will play one clock every day. 2. The big boss is made.

I don't want to be a white-collar worker in my next life!

Where there is a box lunch, there is exploitation.

5, beggars have to have a holiday.

6. Why are you late? I'm lost on the road of life again!

7. If we can't finish writing the documents, our youth will be consumed.

8. The job fair is a box of mountains and seas, and the application book is sinking into the sea.

9. There is a little more money, but it is only enough to buy half a living room. (It was enough to buy one a year ago)

10, to hell with the year-end report.

1 1, people caught a cold and couldn't control themselves.

12. Why don't you take me with you when the earth turns?

13, when I came to the end of my life, I found it a blessing that I was left behind by others! You were alive when everyone else was in the coffin.

14, getting rich is the dream of every office worker, and being in a daze is the wish of every office worker.

15, behind a successful man there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss there must be a group of unlucky employees.

16, what men want is a house, a car and an office position; Women only want men to be fools.

17, the degree of your respect is directly proportional to the thickness of your salary bag.

18, time is money, but time is worthless until a person finds a job.

19, employees keep diaries and bosses write biographies.

20. Life is not a simple addition or subtraction, but a salary.

People can't make money and spend money at the same time, so we need a wife. The husband of the office worker said.

22. The farthest distance between two points is the distance between the employee and the boss.

23. There are no stupid employees in the world, only employees who play the fool.

24. Capable people work hard, while incapable people pretend to work.

25. Employees like to eat out at noon, because that's the only time they can be picky.

26. The staff is like a flash. It won't blink unless you press it.

27. It is happy to go to work, but lucky to get money.

28. Choosing a boss is the same as choosing a wife, which is far from your original dream.

29. when you turn on the TV, you will always encounter advertisements. When you doze off, you will always meet the supervisor. This is life.

30. It is because everyone wants to make money without trouble that it is troublesome to make money.

3 1. The difference between a boss and a wife is that the former is easier to get rid of.

32. The higher the salary, the easier it is to be laid off, and the lower the salary, the easier it is to be replaced.

33. Creativity is a dream that your boss allows you to have.

34. The so-called modern business model means that after work, you will be cheated, and after work, you will be willing to cheat others' money.

Work 365 days a year with salary, bonus and overtime pay. If you don't go to work 365 days a year, you will get a real life or real poverty.

Office workers are happy to talk about holidays.

Whether students are on winter vacation or office workers are on Spring Festival holiday, the first thing to do during the holiday is of course to sort out 3,000 troubles, cut off split hair and yellow hair, and add bangs for age reduction. Haha, this Spring Festival is a few years younger.

Office workers are happy to talk about holidays.

First of all, I really want to see Princess Zhu Huan before the office workers have a holiday. Seeing that everyone is in full swing in Weibo, I really want to go home for a holiday and see Princess Zhu Huan. .

Second, it is not easy for investors, especially small investors, who are generally office workers and simply speculate in stocks. Although I can't earn much money on weekdays, it is even more bitter when it comes to holidays. Why? At least on weekdays, I still have some sustenance. I gamble at 9: 30 every day. Win or lose, I'm a little excited. However, when it comes to national holidays, I feel uncomfortable when others feel most comfortable. This is an addiction, and I can't give it up.

The older you get, the more people will leave school and enter the society. Therefore, they are more empathetic to the special treatment of students. Compared with those office workers who are looking forward to the Spring Festival, they are simply happy. As can be seen from the picture, they cherish their last winter and summer vacations and various special treatments.

Fourth, New Year's Day is the best time for office workers to travel. Both the school and the company are on holiday, so you can enjoy a three-day holiday. There is plenty of time. Choose a good route and take your children and wife to travel! Every year, New Year's Day is a holiday for me to travel abroad. I am ready this year! What are you waiting for? We leave tomorrow.

It's really not easy to go to class in this weather. Why is it that only the Education Bureau informs primary and secondary school students to suspend classes, and no one informs office workers to have a holiday? When I was at school, I longed for work, thinking that office workers were so free, making money and spending money by themselves, and it was convenient to do anything, but I felt really hard after work. 10/day I want to go home as soon as I come back from my holiday, and I feel so warm at home. No matter what I meet, my home is the warmest harbor!

6. Last week, my son's school was closed for two days and he didn't go to learn. Yesterday, it was closed for another day because it was expected to rain at night. It was over ten degrees today, but the school was delayed for another two hours on the grounds of slippery roads in the morning. The school has been on holiday for more than five days in a row, and the children are very happy, but they have suffered the parents of office workers. Compared with the cold weather in my hometown when I was a child, this kind of weather is simply a breeze and drizzle. I remember riding a bike in winter and often falling on the uncleaned ice. Sometimes I just get up and fall continuously, and the insulated (mercury) lunch box often falls into powder and doesn't even eat lunch. After several falls, I really couldn't afford a new lunch box, so I had to buy that kind of plastic lunch box that was not very warm. Every time I enter the classroom, due to the large temperature difference between indoor and outdoor, the frost on my eyelashes sticks together, and my face, hands and feet often lose consciousness with cold. However, as far as I can remember, schools have never been closed because of bad weather. Even in the weather of MINUS 30 degrees and heavy snow covering the knees, the school still runs smoothly. It can be seen that the children here and now want more precious land than we did at that time, and the educational institutions here and now are so afraid to bear any responsibility and accidents caused by the weather, and the final result is that parents will pay for everything.

Seven, we are right, in the stock market, Saturday and Sunday holiday should be a holiday, how nice! Office workers are still making up lessons today? Ok, when will you get off work this afternoon?

8. Is it true that many office workers have a holiday today? Feeding pigs until 14 in the afternoon was really miserable.

For office workers, they can take a few days off during the Spring Festival holiday. For scholars, these days off are just the right time to study.

10. I wonder if it is the last day of our work until 14. Why do I feel that all the office workers I know are on holiday and can only have intravenous drip every day?

Eleven, office workers are looking forward to the New Year, because they can have a holiday to harvest gifts. The value of the gift represents the boss's affirmation of us. I got a Mercedes. What have you gained? 20xx Keep refueling, the harder you work, the luckier you will be.

12. Continue to work on Monday. Envy the office workers who have already had a holiday. The system sees annual leave. If I had known, I would have taken a vacation and left early. . .

Thirteen, the Chinese New Year, for office workers, is nothing more than a holiday and rest, what to visit relatives and friends, what distant relatives come in person, it is better to give yourself a long vacation, have a good rest, and come back to recuperate and go to work.

14. The big difference in Shanghai in recent years is that the tea shop where you eat in the New Year is also on holiday, which can last almost longer than the office workers.

Fifteen, I'm still at work. I usually go out for dinner at noon. Today is really slow. Why are there so many people [allow sadness] Probably a lot of people go to the countryside for the weekend. There were not so many people in the past weekend. I'm really not used to being a countryman. So many people at noon are really celebrating the New Year. Office workers can't afford to get hurt. So many people are on holiday. But also in the suburbs, in stark contrast. Ha ha. I feel that it is only available during the Spring Festival. Maybe in the suburbs

I just looked at this year's Chinese New Year holiday, and once again I feel that office workers are too bitter and want to cry.

17. Weekends are the time for students to have a holiday and office workers to rest, but our police officer Wang uses weekends to publicize railway safety in the village, communicate with villagers and reduce the occurrence of dangerous things along the railway.

Eighteen, the original office workers are also talking about their fears, thinking that the holiday is coming home. Tomorrow is a holiday, and we will go home for the New Year.

Nineteen, a heavy snow, the government worried about the future of the motherland and the safety of flowers, kindergarten to high school are on holiday! Many people ask when the Labor Bureau will give us office workers a holiday. I want to say: Give up, we are no longer the pillar of the motherland, and the country no longer cares about our safety. We will be crushed to death! !

Twenty, how many office workers can envy you for not wanting to go to work on holidays,' don't get up early, don't go to work on Monday'

21. The market always goes against the hearts of most people. I didn't pay much attention to the stock market when I went home on holiday these two days (most of the shareholders are office workers). The stock market was ignored by everyone and rose well. It is expected to be adjusted two trading days before the Spring Festival.

22. Are you pupils on vacation? We VV office workers are too busy to talk to you! !

Build a small town for your meeting, and don't worry about going there for all future meetings. Anyway, you all have the conditions to drive. Why don't you use public transportation, which affects everyone's work? Is it easy for nine-to-five office workers to earn money (otherwise you will give everyone a holiday!

Twenty-four, every old car owner must go to the vehicle management office for annual inspection, but for office workers, they only have time on weekends, and the vehicle management office has a holiday on weekends. Is there a solution to kill two birds with one stone? There are seven days off during the Spring Festival, two days are weekends and two days are holidays. So the Spring Festival has only three days off? Is the country too stingy with the holidays of office workers? What are the people of China doing?

Twenty-five, silently walking on the road, watching the children who just had a holiday chatting excitedly ~ ~ The office workers who come and go in a hurry are rushing on the road ~ ~ And I am thinking about this endless feeling ~ ~ What did I do wrong? What did he do wrong? What changed all this? When did it become so far away ~ ~? Time?

Twenty-six, New Year's Eve+Valentine's Day, I went out to wash, cut and blow 70 yuan ~ I was severely slaughtered ~ I felt the deep hurt of the world to the poor office workers who had a holiday at night ~ I had a share of overtime pay for the hair stylist ~ I had known that I spent/kloc-0.5 downstairs in the community last week to let my elder sister cut it ~ I blame myself for being poor and lazy ~

Twenty-seven, today is a red day, all office workers have a holiday, and my school is still in class, grass.

Twenty-eight, tomorrow is a holiday, both primary school students and office workers seem to want to relax.

Twenty-nine, the silly dog who meets the snow for the first time, the office worker who waits for an hour without a car, is better than those colleagues who receive a holiday notice at work.

Thirty, on the day of smog red warning, primary and secondary school students have a holiday, and office workers have to continue to work.

Thirty-one, New Year's Eve holiday, just entering the society, the first time I feel the holiday date of office workers. I can only say that I really want to go home for the New Year.

The tragedy of office workers is that you haven't had a holiday yet, and the lunch shops in the breakfast shops around you are closed and go home. What you think about every day is not what you eat, but what you can eat.

Can office workers have a holiday during such an important meeting of our party? A small station that usually goes in and out directly without queuing in the morning rush hour, now it throws a few hundred meters into the subway line and leaves an hour later, hehe.

Even the mood of office workers is the same as that of students, full of expectations, especially on the eve of holidays, a restless agitation, an impatient ecstasy, and even an excitement of leaving early.

Thirty-five, there are few people on the morning rush hour bus these two days. Students have a holiday, migrant workers have gone home, leaving us miserable office workers.

I don't envy those who go to school on holiday. I am a Buddhist office worker.

Thirty-seven, when do diers of office workers take annual leave? I am curious. I always thought that office workers, like me, had their holidays on New Year's Eve. I didn't expect to hear someone say that I had a holiday after I graduated from primary school today. Do you doubt that I have been in holiday classes for so many years?

Thirty-eight, there are few subway people going to Beijing West Railway Station. It seems that most of the students have gone home and the office workers haven't had a holiday yet.

Thirty-nine, office workers all come to talk about which day you have a holiday and how many days there will be. To stab you in the heart

Forty, this time of year is quite tangled, depressed and flustered. Most office workers have already had a holiday, and we have to stick to it until the last working day. The subway station is basically empty during the usual peak hours. Go home or stay in Chengdu, go back to his home or my home, when? Well, keep fighting. God, why do people get married? There are so many worries.

Forty-one, 13-2 1 holiday, officially go to work on the 22nd (seventh day). The longest holiday in a year, dedicated to myself, struggling office workers!

Forty-two, I have a feeling that even if I have to go to work tomorrow, I don't have to go to bed early. Anyway, everyone is on holiday, and you are late if you are late. No one will care about the attendance of an office worker. Tomorrow, you will feel a little hungry when you think about it. .

43. Many office workers have a holiday today. Only heard a whoosh and passed. I'm hungry. The takeaway brother suddenly cheered alone. My little sister, who is in the third grade, is going to sleep for a day and a night as soon as she has a holiday. Some people are going to work, some are getting married, and some are in love. It's good to celebrate the new year. I'm beaming.

Inspirational quotations from office workers' work

Inspirational quotations from office workers' work

1, a strong-willed person, property can be plundered, but courage will not be deprived. Hugo

2, do things, not only when others want me to do it, but when others don't want me to do it. In this way, it will be very interesting and rewarding.

It's really lucky for a person to be fascinated by work to the last breath.

4. Belief does not necessarily lead to success, and failure without faith will definitely lead to failure.

Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.

6. Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

7. Work is the value of life, and the joy of life is also the place of happiness.

8. When everything seemed hopeless, I watched the stonemason knock on his stone hundreds of times, but no cracks appeared. But at the 10 1 time, the stone was split in half. I realized that it was not this blow, but the previous blow that split it.

9, every day, not afraid of thousands of miles; Do it often, not afraid of a thousand things.

10, a trickle can eventually wear off a big stone, not because of its strength, but because of dripping water day and night. Only through hard work and unremitting efforts can we acquire those skills, so we can say exactly: no step accumulation, no miles.

1 1, being a man is three points lower and doing things is three points higher.

12. No matter what fate, people are not born barbarians or beggars. People are surrounded by real and noble wealth-physical and mental wealth. -Hollismann

13, cherish what you have today and you will be rich tomorrow.

14, walking towards a certain goal is "ambition", never giving up halfway, it is "gas". Together, the two are "ambitions." This is the success or failure of all undertakings.

15, the most miserable, humble and humiliating person tortured by fate, has nothing to complain about as long as there is hope.

16, the slowest person walks faster than the aimless person as long as he doesn't lose his goal.

17, the sea of danger, doubt and negation surrounds people's island, and faith urges people to face the unknown future bravely.

18, human beings have been given a job, that is, spiritual growth.

19, the name of the bystander will never climb the scoreboard of the game.

20. Study hard and work hard to make youth more glorious.