Bibibi has a brain teaser.

1. Why don't flowers grow in the desert?

No cow dung!

2. What would the world look like if Zhuge Liang were still alive?

There's another person!

3. Where are the books you can't pass?

Under the high wall.

4. How did an ant die when it fell from the 250th floor?

Hee hee, I'm starving ~

5. Why do people always like to climb up?

Because people are monkeys. Why is disgusting mother crying?

Answer: Because it's disgusting.

A fat man fell from the 100 building and died. What happened afterwards?

Answer: A fat man fell from the fifth floor. Why isn't he dead?

Because he is daydreaming. 1. Why don't flowers grow in the desert?

No cow dung!

2. What would the world look like if Zhuge Liang were still alive?

There's another person!

3. Where are the books you can't pass?

Under the high wall.

4. How did an ant die when it fell from the 250th floor?

Hee hee, I'm starving ~

5. Why do people always like to climb up?

Because people are monkeys. ( 1)

A patient came to see a psychiatrist.

Patient: I always thought I was a bird.

Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start?

Patient: Because I am a bird.

(2)

A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient, What would you do if I cut off one of your ears?

The patient replied, then I can't hear you.

The doctor listened: mm-hmm. This is normal.

The doctor asked again, what will happen to you if I cut off your other ear again?

The patient replied, then I won't watch it.

The doctor began to get nervous: how could it not be seen?

The patient replied: because the glasses will fall off.

(3)

There are two mental patients who escaped from the hospital.

They ran and climbed a tree.

One of them jumped from the tree and rolled and rolled.

Then he looked up and said to the man above, Hey … Why don't you come down …?

The man above answered him: No ... OK ... Ah. ...

I'm not familiar with it ...

(4)

There is an old lady in a mental hospital, who wears black clothes and holds a black umbrella every day and squats in a mental hospital.

At the gate of the yard.

The doctor thought: to cure her, we must start from understanding her.

So the doctor also wore black clothes, took a black umbrella and squatted there with her.

The two men were silent for a month.

The old lady finally said to the doctor, I'm sorry. ...

Are you a mushroom, too

(5)

A mental hospital heard that the leader would come to the hospital to inspect the situation, so the dean called a meeting of the patients in the hospital at the meeting.

The dean said: "This afternoon, there are very important leaders coming to visit, and everyone should go to the door to meet them. Zaihuan

When greeting, all the patients stood on both sides of the hospital gate, standing neatly. As soon as I cough, everyone plays drums together.

Palm, the warmer the better; When I stamp my foot, I must stop completely. I can't make mistakes. If everyone is ready,

We can give you meat buns tonight. As long as one person screws up, everyone has no buns to eat. Remember.

have you finished? "The patients in the audience shouted together:" Remember! "

This afternoon, the leader arrived on time. When he stepped into the gate, the popular patient was already standing at the door.

At that time, with the cough of the hospital dean, all the patients applauded together, and the atmosphere was very warm. Visiting leaders

Infected by the warm atmosphere and with a smile on his face, he applauded and walked into the hospital with everyone. See the leader has entered the doctor.

When the hospital director stamped his foot, all the applause stopped and it was neat. Only this leader is still playing drums with a smile.

The dean felt very satisfied when he walked forward. Suddenly, a disease as strong as Schwarzenegger emerged from the welcome crowd.

Man, strode to the leader, swung round and gave him a big slap in the face, and shouted angrily, "You don't want it?"

Have you ever eaten steamed stuffed bun? ! ! ! "

6)

Mental patient A stole the phone book from the nurse's office and went back to the ward. Ask B, "What do you think of the novel I recently finished?" ?

B looked at it and replied, "Yes, yes. However, there are just a few more roles. "

Then the nurse in the mental hospital came in and said, "You put the phone book back for me!" "

(8)

Two mental patients, A Jun and B Jun, recovered at the same time, and their attending doctor said to them, "If one of you

One person is ill, and the other person takes him to the hospital at once. "

Suddenly one day, the doctor's phone rang. It turned out to be Mr. A: "Oh, no, Mr. B started this morning."

Started crawling in my toilet, not that he was my toilet. "

"Quick, send him here quickly!"

A gentleman was silent for a moment. "So ... I don't have a toilet?"

(9)

In a mental hospital, a mental patient fishes in an empty fish tank every day.

One day, a nurse jokingly asked, "How many fish did you catch today?"

The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you see it was an empty fish tank? " ? "

( 10)

There is a mental hospital where many mental patients live.

One day, the dean was there, and in order to see the patient's recovery, he thought of a way. For these patients,

The caller said, come and draw a door on the wall, and then said, "Today, one of you can open this door."

Go home. "

Hearing this, the psychopaths swarmed around the door of the painting. The dean was very disappointed, and then he

I found a patient still sitting in his original position, feeling ok, so I went forward and asked, "Why don't you open it?"

Door? "

He looked at what the dean said and made the dean laugh and cry.

The patient secretly told the dean, "I have the key here." "1, what inspiration did Beethoven give students? Answer: Reciting textbooks will be more (more). There is a sign on a bridge that says "Don't cross the bridge". But many people still ignore it and go on. Why do you think it is? A: The name of this bridge is "Don't cross it". 3 it depends on the owner to beat the dog, and what to watch when beating the tiger? Answer: it depends on whether you have four kinds: when several objects of the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the closer you are to yourself, the smaller the object looks and the farther it is from you? A: This will happen if a mirror is used for reflection. 5 what kind of wheels only turn and don't walk? Answer: Wind wheel 6 has many teeth. What can bite the hair? Answer: Hairpin 7 What animal stays up late every day? Answer: Panda, look at its dark circles. Eight people told Adan that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: 9 There is a zipper, and two cars are driving at the same speed on two adjacent roads. Soon after, although neither car changed speed, car B suddenly began to overtake car A. Is this possible? Both roads are straight lines. Answer: Lane A has a downhill section, which makes the distance longer. 10 What is gnashing? Answer: Zipper 1 1 What is the last tooth? Answer: Denture 12 In a zoo, two lions took advantage of the negligence of the keeper to forget to lock the cage and ran around the park. People are looking for administrators while avoiding danger, while administrators are hiding in safer places. Where is this place? Answer: In the lion's cage, 13, two people came to the river at the same time. Both of them wanted to cross the river, but there was only one boat, and this boat could only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river? Answer: Yes, because they are on both sides of the river. 14 what says "dad" and never touches it, but touches it twice when it is called "dad"? Answer: upper and lower lips 15 Who goes to see a doctor every day? Answer: Doctor 16 Why did Xiao Wang light 14 candles on his third birthday? Answer: There was a power outage that night, and one of them was used for lighting. 17 in today's society, what do most self-employed people live on? Answer: There is a master in his mouth 18, who has strong martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and his whole body was wet, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened? A: He is a monk without hair. 19 What do you never eat for breakfast? Answer: Lunch and dinner 20 Lao Zhang's stomach trouble is very serious, but he always goes to the dentist five days a week. Why? Answer: Lao Zhang is a dentist. 2 1 Xiaoming's father found a seat and sat down. Xiao Ming also found a seat in the same room and sat down, but Xiao Ming's father couldn't sit in Xiao Ming's position. Where is Xiaoming sitting and why? Answer: What are the benefits of Xiao Ming sitting on his father's lap? Answer: Not afraid of tanning 1 Who in the world will suddenly get old?

Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 1 100 million. Because of singleness!

How much do I need to bring when I go out in typhoon weather?

Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.

The exam is coming. What books can't I read?

Answer: Encyclopedia (lose all encyclopedias).

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?

[Answer] Have a place in heaven

Q: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question 7: What is the pencil surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Q: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question 9: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

10 Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

1 1 Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

12 question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit!

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

13 question: what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

14 Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

15 September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of 10 June 28th?

Answer: Confucius full moon

16 the wolf is coming (guess)?

Answer: carambola (sheep escape)

17 what would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer: One more person. ...

18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-word idiom)?

Answer: Be polite (there are carp in the ice).

19 why does tofu hurt people?

Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.

A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?

A: Because he is not in the car.

2 1 There is a place where you can get in but not out. What is this place?

Answer: the grave

Chickens and geese compete in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese. Why did you arrive at the terminal later?

Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

The bell in the east rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened?

Answer: physical education class.

Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why?

Answer: Count from one to two.

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?

Answer: Take the other foot.

Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?

Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?

What has no tongue in its mouth?

Answer: teapot mouth

What kind of official doesn't give orders, but always smiles at others?

Answer: Xin Langguan

A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?

Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.

Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?

A: He swears every day.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees?

Answer: because trees can't jump

"You are standing with a pig", guess an animal.

Answer: I like it (like it)

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.

What flowers can't be touched

Answer: Spark

What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer: the answer

When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?

Answer: Why does the girl wearing Gauguin shoes mean getting married when it is time to repair them?

Answer: wearing high heels will run slowly and be easily caught up.

What sea has no water?

Answer: Cihai

Which word will everyone mispronounce?

Answer: Wrong.

Is there any way to turn ice into water as soon as possible?

Answer: What is the narrowest method for the first two points except water?

Answer: The way home is very narrow.

A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die?

A: The plane is parked on the ground.

What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning?

Answer: Open your eyes.

Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three?

Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three!

The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt?

A: They are all dead. 1. Ancient sages in China once soaked their blue coats in the Yellow River. What happened?

The clothes are wet.

2. A China couple living in Italy went to the market one day to buy chicken breast. Because she doesn't know Italian, she just barks like a chicken and points at her breasts. If she wants to buy chicken feet, she points to her feet. The boss got it. Later, she wanted to buy sausages, but she went home and called her husband. Why?

Her husband knows Italian.

The house is dirty and messy. How can we clean it in the shortest time?

Close your eyes.

4. Why are people who often put their hands into other people's bags not thieves?

Because he is a customs inspector.

5. One cow sells 654.38+ million, why do three cows sell 600,000?

Because it is very rare to name a country with three cows.

Answer 1:

Ant A: Hey, big pear? (Italy)

Answer 2:

Ant B: "Shh, pear." (Syria)

Answer 3:

Oh, big pear. (Australia)

Answer 4:

Ant B: "Hey, move." (Spain)

Answer 5:

Ant A: "I'll do it!" (Brunei)

Answer 6:

Ant B: "Take it home." (Bulgaria)

Answer 7:

Ant A couldn't hold on any longer, so he had an idea: "Eat pears." (Kenya)

Answer 8:

Ant B took a bite and said, "The pear is not tender." (Lebanon)

Answer 9:

Ant A also took a bite and said, "Noodles." (Myanmar)

Answer 10:

Ant B took another bite and said, "A pear." (Israel)

(1) Jasmine, sunflower and rose, which flower is the weakest?

Answer: Molly.

Reason: Take away the weak (beautiful) jasmine.

(2) What line do orangutans hate most?

Answer: parallel lines.

Cause: Parallel lines do not intersect (banana).

(3) Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser.

Cause: rubber purlin (poor rubber).

(4) What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.