What does the mother block mean?

Don't take too long. There is a detailed history here. Take your time.

Hehe, I suddenly became interested in language recently and did some research, so I posted it online to share with you!

Ahem! Please be quiet ~ this professor is talking about a famous figure in history, which is well known to all women and children: Ye Weiwei's hometown, which is known as the Little White Dragon, has a famous saying: Hot Mom.

Ok, first of all, I need a volunteer to help me. Well, it's you, just your messy-haired, grinning reader Ok, come up and look at my watch. It's shaking. Count with me 1, 2, 3 ... You feel sleepy, sleepy ... Close your eyes ... you fall asleep slowly.

Okay, he's hypnotized. Now, you are not surfing the internet, but you have gone back a long time. ...

A long time ago, in this ancient land of China, there was a city with outstanding people and outstanding water, and that was Yangzhou! There was a saying at that time: "Beauty comes from Yangzhou!" Yes, there are many beautiful women there, as many as the scalp on the heads of boys who haven't washed their hair for several days!

There are a lot of beautiful mm! Because the climate there is suitable, mm clothes are light and transparent. The important thing is that they also like to play poss! ! (fascinating! )

So call, manymany…… ... GGs, handsome or not, regardless of the local mm's life and death, resolutely broke through their layers of obstacles and poured into Yangzhou from all directions. One of them, a Sichuan brother, was not far from Wan Li and spent a lot of money to charter a car (donkey) to Yangzhou.

As soon as the brother got off the bus (donkey), he was immediately attracted by the girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade in the street. "wow! There are so many beautiful women! "

He looked back "beauty! F cup "turn around" shit! Too sexy! " Look at "Wow! Beauty takes a bath (nosebleeds) and then watch Beauty Human Body Art Exhibition (nosebleeds+internal bleeding) and then watch Come on! This brother is dizzy! Call 1 12! "

Because of the timely rescue, my brother is fine. But when he was lying in his hospital bed, he made up his mind, "I must settle down here!" " "

Result. As soon as my brother was discharged from the hospital, he was busy buying a house and land for immigration procedures ... and finally became the 773827th male immigrant in Yangzhou. My brother is very satisfied with this, but he always feels that something is missing. Later, he found that the food in Yangzhou was too sweet, not spicy! And there are no peppers to buy here!

Brother firmly believes that "do it yourself and have plenty of food and clothing!" As a result, he began to plant a lot of Sichuan peppers in his backyard!

When my brother is busy, Yangzhou locals are silently watching the development of things (my brother grows peppers). They don't understand. They haven't seen it. "What's that red and sharp thing!" "Yes, stranger, also picked it to eat! I am so excited that I am sweating! " "You know, I heard that foreigners wear well, probably ...! ""Yes, maybe this is his invincible prescription! " "Better than Viagra!" "No wonder I watch him eat every day!" "I also want to. My wife always scolds me ... ""Listen, I have an idea ... "

Thus, a bold, sinister and vicious plan came into being! That night, several people dressed in black, with stockings on their heads and green eyes sneaked into their brother's backyard and collected them crazily. ...

the next day

"How beautiful the sunshine is, how fresh the air is, and how beautiful the mm is!" My brother paced into the backyard, full of expectations for today. ...

Three seconds later ... the whole Yangzhou heard this terrible loud voice: "Who moved my pepper!" " "

My brother shouted in panic, "Who moved my pepper! At this time, his mind was constantly thinking, and he realized that this was man-made, man-made destruction, a kind of racial discrimination, the intensification of various contradictions under the cover of the current peaceful atmosphere, an unforgettable class struggle, the beginning of a war against him and thousands of foreigners, a war! He wants to fight back and can't back down, for himself and for foreign men! ! ! !

So he rushed out of the house and caught a strange man (wearing a mask) passing by his door. He grabbed the passers-by by by the neck and shouted, "Tell me! Who moved my Chili! ! "

"%￥……—%—%￥￥%!"

"What did you say? Hot mom? "

"! #￥#%%￥%￥……￥"

"Also said! Shit! It's hot for your mother! Lao tze beat you! "

"￥#￥#%￥%……￥…………"

"Shit! Hot mom! Hot mom! ! ! You! ! "

Brother Chuan once said it was spicy, and your mother punched that man.

But in his anger, the Sichuan accent is spicy. Your mother = hot mom! ! !

And the poor passerby remembers that the reason why he was beaten was "hot mom!" "

From then on, passers-by said, "Great! Don't say hot mom! ! Be careful of people hitting you! "

But that's the truth. The more you can't say it, the more you say it. Since then, hot mom has been handed down in Yangzhou!

Do you know the origin of hot mom? Yes, I know everything!

All right, that's it! You can wake up!

"Hot mom! Dare to hypnotize me! Lao tze beat you! ! ! ! ! "

"ah! Don't! ! You did it for everyone! ! Help! ! ! "