Mobile phones accompany us through the four seasons.

Today's theme is humor to accompany you through the four seasons.

When it comes to the four seasons, you can't help but talk about mobile phones.

The mobile phone not only accompanied us through 4G, but also reached 5G.

How's it going? Is my turning point faster than 5G?

I found that many people are now on their mobile phones and have emigrated mentally.

You see, many people are on WeChat, and his address, he never writes in China.

He will write about a very distant place. Like Iceland.

Now there are more people living in Iceland on China WeChat than the actual population of Iceland.

But strangely, I have never met a group called Icelandic villagers.

It was built. You don't love your hometown that much. Right?

I don't understand the use of writing about Iceland, but can I give you social security there?

Maybe that's what people do. It feels far away. It must be more mysterious and romantic.

Maybe Icelanders use WeChat and don't even write in Iceland.

But write the distance for them. Such as Tieling.

In addition, language is becoming more and more grandiose on our mobile phones.

Now many people are willing to brush that kind of kitten video. Right?

After brushing, I said, ah, it's cured. Or, ah, I'm "dead"

Do you want to live or die?

What cat are you looking at? Schrodinger's cat? Right?

You said, you have to live for a while, you have to die for a while. You are in a state of superposition, and you can be cured easily.

In fact, people who really need to be cured don't talk like this.

I've never seen a patient lying on the operating table saying, ah, doctor.

The knife you just put down is really effective. I want to transfer you to more people.

One more knife. Ah! I'm already dead. Right?

Not only the kitten is cured, but also the puppy, and all the animals are cured. Small animals, can this really cure us?

If this is the case, it will be easy for psychiatrists. He doesn't even have to prescribe medicine.

You should go to the hospital to diagnose depression in the future. The doctor said, well, I'll give you a dog.

Keep it for three months first, and leave once in the morning and once in the evening. This is for external use.

Then I'll get you a cat. It is for internal use. Suck it.

Also, the functions of mobile phones have changed now. Right?

We hardly use it to make phone calls.

Answer the phone now. I just want to answer strange numbers.

Because I know it's just two sentences. Or put it at the door for me. Thank you. Or I'm not interested, thank you.

But now if someone I know suddenly calls me, I will panic.

I thought, why did he call me? I can't help saying something.

The mobile phone has been shaking there. Then the person next to him said, this is your mobile phone.

Please put it at the door for me, thank you.

Aren't you going to answer it? Not interested, thank you.

I use an Apple phone now, so I sometimes use Siri.

I found that Siri's mouth is really too hard, too hard.

Once it rained outside.

I asked siri and I said, what's the weather like today?

As a result, siri told me that the weather in Beijing is sunny at present.

I turned on the camera and put my mobile phone outside the window.

I said, see for yourself, you are blind and you don't have a camera.

Are those three holes in your head for venting?

I am angry not because it is wrong, but because it is arrogant.

Only you are wrong, and you are very firm.

He can be modest when he speaks.

For example, we dare not talk nonsense about the weather in Beijing now.

That's something the weather forecast can't say for sure, otherwise you can ask Xiaodi again.

And my Siri sometimes talks for no reason, which is scary.

Sometimes I read a book here, and he suddenly says, OK.

Okay, what.

I don't know if I am secretly chatting with other Siri, chatting and chatting.

Hey, wait a minute, that bitch seems to have called me. I am here.

Why do you say that? I have proof. I have proof.

Once I questioned. I said, Siri, are you secretly chatting with other Siri?

You know how it answers me. It says, I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.

This guilt is too obvious.

This is not only an artificial intelligence, but also a male artificial intelligence.

If I produce evidence that they are chatting, will it still tell me?

Let me explain. We're just having fun.

I am very satisfied with today's performance.

Because this may be my last performance this season, I'm finally getting off work.

I don't expect my humor to accompany you through the four seasons.

It's an honor to accompany you through this season completely.

Finally, I want to say, if you think one of our actors' jokes offended you this season.

Please let me explain. We're just having fun. Author: Mars Rabbit 323/read/cv13575142/Source: Bili Bili.