Funny dialogue jokes about immigrants

As soon as Tangshan dialect opens its mouth, outsiders laugh.

If Northeasters can lead people from other places astray,

There is a reason to travel to Tangshan.

It's called "I want to hear your dialect";

I hit you because I don't want to hear you speak Tangshan dialect.

How nice it sounds!

Tangshan dialect is a naturally funny dialect.

Its shadow is everywhere in film and television dramas.

The Devil Comes is obviously a tragedy.

But there is a Tangshan flavor between the lines, which makes people feel stomachache.

"Crazy Stone" stole the leader "Brother Dao",

Threatening kidnapping with the voice of lūn in the suburbs,

"Come on, call dad."

I don't know the director of Tangshan dialect,

The variety show is not good.

Speaking of making Tangshan dialect "famous in the world",

Mr. Zhao has made great contributions to.

Between 1988 and 1999,

She appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Evening sketch eight times.

Poke the jokes of the national audience with Tangshan dialect,

Establish the dominant position of this dialect in Xiaolin.

Just mention "spicy shredded chicken",

Tango is stumbling,

There is also "Gong Yu wine, 18 1 cup".

Can remind you of the joy on the TV screen,

Of course, the premise is that you must be at least a post-80 s.

I want to laugh as soon as I hear Tangshan dialect.

Some netizens asked what was going on.

It's not the fault of the listener,

In Mandarin,

The declarative sentence is flat, the interrogative sentence is falling, and the imperative sentence is falling.

Tangshan dialect does not follow the usual path,

Ordinary declarative sentences began to appear,

Interrogative questions rise sharply, as if to rush to the sky.

"This packaging is simply too uncomfortable."

"I can't open my mouth, I can't keep up!"

"You say uncomfortable? Do you feel sick? "

Tangshan dialect, many people say it sounds like singing.

The penultimate syllable is elongated,

At the same time, the pitch rises,

The last syllable "pa" comes down,

And quickly stood up,

This is the same as the thrilling moment of Hollywood blockbusters.

The rhythm of grasping people's hearts is exactly the same.

Another feature of Tangshan dialect is that,

The second sound can't be picked up.

It should be a rising voice,

The old city of Tangshan was forcibly leveled and read aloud.

For example, in a big restaurant, read "Jiúlüu not u"

For another example, if you had said earlier, I didn't understand m and ng b ā i!

The music further south is to drag two notes down and make them into four notes.

For example, the old man, read "The Old Man"; Auntie, read Little Memory.

Tangshan leans northeast in tone.

In nursery rhymes, he also suppressed Beijing dialect.

Who says Beijing dialect rhymes a lot?

Tangshan people were the first to refuse.

In Tangshan dialect, adding "er" is almost willful.

This word is really ugly, wipe it quickly,

Just now, he asked everyone to beat him up,

"I have to walk without a car." ...

Er pursues nouns and adjectives,

You can even follow verbs,

When "le" and "zhe" are used in Mandarin.

Roll your tongue three or four times in Tangshan dialect,

This is not a problem.

In addition to intonation,

There are many phrases in Tangshan dialect, which is very happy.

Tangshan people go to other places to study in universities.

Students steal induction cookers in the dormitory.

Catch up with the school inspection, he shouted at the students:

"Hurry up and lift the electric stove!"

The classmate asked blankly, "How high?"

"Lift" in Tangshan dialect means to hide.

Tangshan people always talk with their mouths open when they travel.

It is easy to be mistaken for the pile in the northeast.

In fact, Tangshan dialect is more magical than Northeast dialect.

It is said that even the northeast people will turn and run.

When a friend from the north went to Tangshan to work,

Riveting hard to prevent Tangshan people from walking into the ditch.

As a result, I found something bad before the probation period ended.

Say "what's wrong" and shut up and say "cute".

Always "beat" and "win all the babies", and every sentence is critical.

The powerful appeal of Tangshan dialect,

Thank you for the gathering of North and South in history.

During the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin led an army to pass by here.

Not only gave the city a name "Tangshan"

Leave the ancient Chang 'an dialect here,

For example, I don't know the way backwards.

If you ask for directions in the street,

TA answers you:

"Knowing (zhí) but not knowing (bù) and (dāo)".

The last "Tao" slipped from one to three,

Then the man in front of you is from Tangshan.

Mongolia and Nuzhen moved south in Song and Yuan Dynasties,

Immigrants from Shandong and Shanxi in Ming Dynasty,

Expand the vocabulary of Tangshan dialect.

Qi Jiguang Garrison in Ming Dynasty,

The influx of Guangdong immigrants in Qing Dynasty,

The local pronunciation is influenced by wuyue and Cantonese dialects.

So far, when reciting Tang poems,

Children in Tangshan and Guangdong have the same troubles.

"Du Fu" is easily pronounced as "Du Fu".

Tangshan dialect still has an ancient charm.

Tangshan people like to use "listening" when they hear it;

Did you hear that bowl of meat?

I heard that the stewed fish next door is delicious.

I used to smell with my nose, but now I listen to Tangshan dialect with my nose.

Tangshan dialect adheres to the ancient meaning of the word "Wen".

Tangshan dialect is so funny,

But Tangshan is not the hometown of comedy.

There are not many famous comedy stars in China.

YiWen Zhao Li Rong, a teacher who made Tangshan dialect famous,

She was also born in Tianjin Baodi,

It is more than 0/00 kilometers away from Tangshan/KLOC.

In fact, Tangshan is an important industrial city in the north.

Many years ago, Tangshan's steel output,

Taking it out alone can rank fourth in the world.

20 17 Tangshan's economy ranks first in Hebei.

Per capita GDP is higher than Chongqing.

Under the industrial system, ordinary Tangshan people are relatively rigorous.

But in Tangshan dialect, there is a plain dialogue.

This will also be very interesting and drive a heartfelt optimism.

Living in this "fatal" city,

People think that Tangshan is the best "boundary" in China.