Full of economic crosstalk words

Performance: teasing: Miao Fu/holding: Wang Sheng

Miao: Dear friends, Happy Spring Festival.

Miao: We are all comic dialogue actors from Nishimoto.

Wang: An Ren.

Miao: My name is Miao Fu.

Wang: My name is.

Miao: Look at me. I can't compare with the teacher Wang Sheng next to me.

Wang: Oh, I told you so.

Miao: He is a college student (Wang: cough)

Miao: I graduated from Shaanxi Dietetic College.

Wang: Normal University.

Wang: There are no French-speaking universities in Shaanxi.

Miao: Shaanxi Normal University

Wang: Hey.

Miao: After graduation, people stopped their original major.

Wang: What's my major?

Miao: I studied in the College of Literature (Wang: Ah) and my major was repairing imported excavators.

Wang: What have I learned?

Miao: The imported excavator is being repaired.

Wang: Why don't I learn to drive with a tractor?

Miao: This may be the second major.

Wang: Where can I study this major? Can anyone learn this at the College of Arts? Why don't I go to Lan Xiang Technical School?

Miao: Never went to college.

Wang: You ask.

Miao: So what did you study?

Wang: Chinese and history.

Miao: Chinese and history (Wang: Hey). It's amazing (Wang: hum). It can't compare with this, although we grew up together.

Wang: Right, right, right.

Miao: But after high school, our grades are getting bigger and bigger.

W: Why?

Miao: I didn't go to high school.

Miao: I'm awake now. I should study hard.

Wang: Work hard.

Miao: Otherwise, this knowledge can't keep up with others. Recently, I began to study various books.

Wang: I read a book.

Miao: It can be said that I have reached the point where I can't put it down.

Woman: Yo.

Miao: Detective Conan One Piece: I have it all in my hand.

Wang: You can watch a set of dragon balls and a set of saints. It's called the Four Classical Novels, you know?

Miao: Really?

Wang: What is it? Do you want to read some serious books?

Miao: You can also read serious books (Wang: Hmm). Idiom dictionary.

Wang: What books do you read?

Miao: A dictionary of idioms.

Wang: Don't laugh at him. Idioms are the essence of China culture.

Miao: Yes, I was a representative of idiom class when I was a child.

Wang: That is to say, there is no special idiom class.

Miao: I have learned this thing. Learned a lot. One day, I will become a teacher, and I will carve a boat for my father's life.

Wang: Do you know all this?

Miao: Thousands of troops move mountains (clap your hands). I like the foolish old man moving mountains.

Wang: Do you like the spirit here?

Miao: This is a kind of spirit.

Wang: Foolish spirit.

Miao: He inspired me (Wang: Mm-hmm). Have you heard the story?

Wang: Who doesn't know this story?

Miao: There is a silly old man who is not a big fish. There is a stupid old man who has nothing to do, planning mountains and planes there.

W: Hey, wait a minute. Is this stupid old man a pangolin? this is

Miao: What about pangolin? What happened?

Wang: I have to take my guy to move mountains.

Miao: Anyway, after digging the mountain, a wise man advised him not to dig. Well, these two mountains (Wang: Yes, Yes, Yes), Wang Wu, Taihang said that I can't finish digging my son (Wang: Yes), my son can't finish digging his grandson (Wang: Yes, Yes), and his grandson can't finish digging his grandson. Anyway, his children and grandchildren will always finish digging (Wang: insist!

Wang: Dashan has moved away.

Miao: Boy, you can usually walk clearly (Wang: Hmm). WI-FI signal will be full soon.

Wang: Oh, what's wrong with the wireless network here?

Miao: Describe it.

Wang: There is no such description.

Miao: Bad things in this world are not necessarily bad things, nor are they necessarily good things.

W: What do you mean?

Miao: The mountain was moved. It turned out that there were two monsters at the foot of the mountain, a snake essence and a scorpion essence, and they were released. Thanks to the colorful gourd seeds of the old man, after planting, Kuchi, Kuchi and Kuchi grew up, bearing seven gourds and jumping out of seven children, some spitting water and some spitting fire. Later, they surrendered to the snake spirit and scorpion spirit, and later lived in seclusion in the forest. There was a princess in a foreign country. I don't know who she offended, but she hid in the hut where they lived. Later, the princess's stepmother came over and became an old lady selling apples. The princess took a bite and died. Jobs ate the rest. . . Do you know this story? How thoroughly I learned.

Wang: Are you kidding?

Wang: You just said it was called Yishan.

Miao: Ah.

Wang: I'm a little confused. . .

Miao: What's wrong?

Wang: I'll calm down. Later, I learned that Gong Yu was Huluwa's grandfather. After Huluwa immigrated, there were seven dwarfs. Jobs had a master named Snow White.

Miao: Look how clear you are.

Wang: I know what I care about. I care about it.

Miao: What's wrong?

Wang: You are really a mess. That's all.

Miao: I'll tell you a truth.

W: What's the point?

Miao: There is an idiom in China called "Jianghu is useful" (Wang: cough). Are all connected.

Wang: This is useless. You are confused.

Miao: You said China's books were good books.

Wang: Then you have to look serious.

Miao: Me too (Wang: Hmm? ) Have you heard of Shan Hai Jing, baby?

W: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't be so affectionate. Look at Shan Hai Jing.

Miao: Ah.

Wang: You have memorized all the idioms in the dictionary. Do you still read Shan Hai Jing?

Miao: What's the matter

Wang: Shan Hai Jing is a classic work in the pre-Qin period.

Miao: What did you say?

Wang: That's an illusion.

Miao: That's what I saw.

Wang: You can read it.

Miao: Of course I can understand.

Wang: Have you really seen it?

Miao: I'll tell you a few stories, and you'll know if I've read them.

Wang: I'm listening to you.

Miao: Has Jingwei reclaimed the sea?

Wang: This is the story of Shan Hai Jing Bei.

Miao: I don't know where I like to watch this (hum). Why did Jingwei reclaim the sea?

W: Why?

Miao: Do you know that the big traitor reclaims the sea as soon as he pulls it? I just love to watch this kind of national integrity thing.

Wang: Is there any national integrity here?

Miao: What's wrong?

Wang: Jingwei's reclamation is Wang Jingwei's reclamation?

Miao: Otherwise, it's reclamation.

Wang: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Miao: Where did it come from?

Wang: Jingwei is the daughter of the sun god. Her nickname is Nu Wa.

Miao: After mending the sky.

Wang: Not alone.

Wang: The girl crossed the sea by boat that day and turned over on the waves. She is still in shock. She wants to take revenge by filling the sea with stones. This is called jingwei reclamation.

Miao: Aye, aye, I get it. Her daughter's name is Jingwei (Wang: Little Girl). One day, she was boating at sea and saw a storm coming (right). It is also said that the wind and waves of the Empress are too big (Wang: Aye, aye, aye, why did a Baoji man come)

Miao: Didn't you tell me about your daughter? (Ah) Isn't Yan Di from Baoji? Yan Di's mausoleum is still in Baoji. Respect historical facts.

Wang: You have destroyed the beauty of myth.

Miao: I will understand your story.

Wang: Do you know?

Miao: Maybe I remember something wrong. I knew it.

Wang: That's a strange word you used.

Miao: I remember other stories.

Wang: What else do you know?

Miao: What is the story of the widow chasing the sun?

Wang: I know the story.

Miao: Do you know?

Wang: Ah, Wang Jingwei is a traitor. After his death, his daughter-in-law Chen Bijun became a widow. She can't live in Japan-widows chase the sun.

Miao: Look at other people's academic context.

Wang: What is my academic background?

Miao: Didn't you sort this out?

Wang: I don't know why there is such a thing as widows chasing the sun. Kuā is also called kuà.

Miao: Chase the sun, while chasing the sun, shout (yes) that the sun is running too fast [pull].

Wang: Why is it a Baoji person again?

Miao: descendants of the Chinese people (Wang: cough). Should we change Huangling dialect?

Wang: No, no, no. You can change a story that you really read.

Miao: I have really seen it.

Wang: The one in The Saints will do.

Miao: What's my favorite story?

Wang: You can take it off anywhere, as long as it is at the seaside.

Miao: How can I trust the Three Princes?

Wang: Who are you asking?

Miao: Chen Tangguan, Li Jing has three sons, eldest brother Jin Tuo, second child Mu Tuo and third child Mu Tuo. Who cares? Prince liai, look at this.

Wang: Are you saying that you have a memory problem?

Miao: What's the matter

Wang: The name is wrong.

Miao: How could I remember wrong?

Wang: The name of the eldest brother Jintuo, the second child Mutuo and the third child Pituo.

Miao: Yes.

Wang: What do you have? What do you have?

Miao: I have Pito.

Wang: There really is a big brother Jin Yi, a second brother and a third brother Nezha.

Miao: Where is it? (ahhh)

Wang: I beg you not to speak English.

Miao: Why do I just

Wang: Have you ever been to a temple?

Miao: I haven't been there.

Wang: Well, er, come again next time.

Miao: No.

Wang: You'll know that the pronunciation is wrong when you go on a field trip.

Miao: What's wrong?

Wang: There is always a saying on the wall of the temple that there is no Amitabha in the south.

Miao: Ah.

Wang: There is no Amitabha in Niannan.

Miao: Why Mozi?

Wang: Gee, you can speak Wuhan dialect.

Miao: The belly of a crosstalk performer is a grocery store.

W: Hum, I didn't know that. Sanskrit?

Miao: Aren't they all simplified?

Wang: Which Fan Na?

Miao: No.

Wang: Brahma India is called Brahma.

Miao: This should be read in Sanskrit.

W: Nezha.

Miao: Nezha, the third prince of Nezha, is the son of Li Jing. He goes out to play every day and is covered in mud.

Wang: It's dirty.

Miao: Come on, go and wash. Ira will rip the pockets off her stomach.

Wang: You are covered with this kind of Chinese-style chest covering, aren't you?

Miao: It was sticky (Wang: Ouch), so I jumped into the sea and started swimming while rubbing the mud (Wang: Ouch). There are three princes in the Dragon Palace.

Wang: Right, right, right.

Miao: sesame seed cake of three princes of the Dragon King.

Wang: Ao Bing

Miao: Ao Bing is eating sesame cakes here (hmm). When you turn this corner, look at that dragon beard covered with purple mud (Wang: Oh dear). I was in a hurry.

Wang: Oh, my God.

Miao: What are you doing? What are you doing? I can't even eat a red sesame seed cake here (Tangshan dialect)

Wang: Who are these three princes? this is

Miao: Tangshan people.

Wang: How can Prince Longwan be Tangshan?

Miao: At the seaside. (Wang: Ah-ah-ah) What are you doing? Can't you even eat a red sesame seed cake? (Tangshan dialect) Go up and kill him.

Wang: Oh, listen to the word that the third prince said.

Miao: Well, this hag was lit at that time. Take a big fork.

Wang: Ah, what does the big fork mean?

Miao: mutiny there.

Wang: Five flames hold the fork of heaven.

Miao: The big fork holds the big fork and leads the crab. Soldiers and shrimps will lead these little friends.

Wang: My little friend is still here.

Miao: Pipi Shrimp Essence Kelp Essence

Wang: How is kelp made?

Miao: They are all soft goblins (alas). They all came to the seaside and found Nezha washing happily there. Well, I said, what did you get from that child? Don't wash. The third prince was in a hurry. Do you know (Henan dialect)

Wang: A prince in Tangshan brought a witch from Henan.

Miao: Ah.

Wang: What combination is this? this is a

Miao: I'm trying to strengthen my character.

Wang: Where are you going?

Miao: Look, Niangniang is too stormy (Baoji dialect). Who is it?

Wang: Jingwei

Miao: What are you doing (Tangshan dialect)

Wang: The third prince.

Miao: What are you doing (Henan dialect)

Wang: Hag.

Miao: stanislavski once said how clear the typical character of a (good) typical character is (Oh).

Wang: Can you just talk about this witch?

Miao: Well, this is a fight. Nezha is also a good harvest.

Wang: Right, right, right.

Miao: At that moment, the long hand took out the hula hoop and crossed it.

Wang: Nezha also practiced rhythmic gymnastics.

Miao: What rhythmic gymnastics do you practice?

Wang: This long-handed Juan.

Miao: He has two kinds of weapons.

Wang: Mixed Tencel Dry.

Miao: mix sky circles and dried silk

W: It's the other way around.

Miao: a little bit around, it's time to fight. Boy, it's really getting higher and higher, higher and higher.

Wang: Right, right, right.

Miao: What a big wave. (Hmm) Jingwei just rowed a boat. The wind and waves are too big.

Wang: There is no her here.

Miao: Here comes the wave.

Wang: The waves came without her.

Miao: Is there no Jingwei?

Wang: This story is unnecessary.

Miao: Anyway, the water potential is getting higher and higher.

Wang: Right, right, right.

Miao: Soon Jinshan Temple was flooded.

W: Ah.

Miao: Read the scriptures there. Let's see what this is all about. Which one have I offended?

Wang: Stop it.