A few complete words

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

If a tree doesn't need its skin, it will die. People are shameless and invincible.

If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

2 1 century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

you are

Life with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations,

Kindergarten-level high school students, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease,

The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

Africans fuck the descendants of blacks, chimpanzees with yin-yang imbalance,

Hippopotamus was crushed to death by Noah's ark, and a new volcano erupted.

Large shameless loudspeaker, Eskimo shame,

Cockroaches, semi-plants with declining vitality,

A stinking garbage man, the source of the term "spit",

Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste in human history,

The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think,

The scourge of damaging the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of humiliated ancestors,

Humus deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study,

10 times the concentration of sedimentary raw oil, disfigured Uncle McDonald,

Damn guy like you:

Can only play a piece of shit in TV series,

Not as delicious as chewing gum spilled by roadside dogs,

Even as handsome as a flower, you are more than 10 times.

If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment.

The keyboard you touched can't even live with amoeba,

Saliva is more deadly than SARS,

If you are cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually.

Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak.

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion instantly.

I immigrated to Mars to leave you,

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down,

If you go to war, bullets and missiles will fly at you.

Grenade will explode when it sees you,

People are going to fly a plane into Gemini, and you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

All the places of interest you have visited will become historic sites, and the historic sites you have visited will also become history.

18 I will know you only if you have never done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again, if I see you,

I have to kill you!

Swearing two-part allegorical sayings:

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-forgetting (Wang) that one ear is big and the other ear is small-a handful of powder raised by pigs and dogs hit the back of the neck fossa-glazed upside down.

Twenty-one days without a chicken-the meat that bad guys can't sell-the triangular cemetery of stinky goods-three years without washing your mouth-three years without defecating on your smelly mouth-the big girl's shit swells (asshole)-the ugly thing pulls the turtle on the cart-driving you to the ground, and the master gouges your eyes-the blind ghost drops bean dregs in the sky-the pig rolls into the pot eating Yuanxiao-

The top of the head is covered with sores, and the soles of the feet are festering-the erhu in Dongyue Temple is rotten to the core-a ghost stone is put in the henhouse-an old pig butcher, a bastard-a cargo tiger with a knife is dragging hemp fiber-the unpopular eldest brother has a second brother-you are old enough to burn the yam to ashes-and it's all gray (mixed) eggs.

Scattering soybeans in sesame fields-bastards are rewarded in the underworld-looking for ghosts, eating goods, arranging flowers with pink flowers-shameless bones beating gongs and drums-are all meat (dizzy).

Blowing a trumpet with a meat bone-cooking jiaozi in a meat pan-the back of a meat (dizzy) egg hurts the bone, the navel has a pus eye-rotten lobster sauce pocket-smelly things, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy and modesty-shamelessly wearing dog skin-no one is impressed by the golden fan-I am madly writing poems in the toilet-

Playing lanterns in the toilet-according to shit (begging for death), dogs sniff-three sunny days, dogs bite beggars-wild animals bully dogs and bite shadows-no one yawns-a smelly mouth, dung beetles, lying on the tip of the whip-he only knows walking around, but he doesn't know that he is dying.

Camels give birth to donkeys-strange plants don't germinate-bad species look at clothes and act-dogs see bodhisattva shit-talking nonsense.

Sorghum is sown in the millet field-the materials of the hybrid blacksmith's shop-the beaten goods sing on the terrace-the ghost Yan who doesn't know death gives a notice-the mind of the nonsense Buddha-the heartless snow painting plum-the dog's foot.

There are skins hanging in the hall-it's outrageous.

The cat climbed down-blessed is the dog.

Robbers draw images.-just like you.

Left in the bamboo garden-it's time to stand (thousand) dead.

Monkey diarrhea-bad intestines.

Stuck on the horse race-a beast that never looks back

Blind people play the piano-nonsense

Yan's grandfather-old ghost

Qian Shan is always in love with you. Mom looks like a dragonfly.

You said you. Mom is very beautiful, I said you. Mom is like a pot cover.

If you are sentimental, you are old. You, mom, P. Watch the dates.

If the child is grass, you, mom, do well in school.

If the boy is grass, you, mom, and no one in the three northeastern provinces will catch him.

When the grass is finished, mom will dig for you. Mom smiled.

This young man wants to fuck you. Mom. B, grass will get old. Crown. Hope.

Finally, I will kill you. Mom. B, it is best to masturbate.

I'll shoot you in the big b face. Mom's face

I will kill you. Mom won't finish. I'll sprinkle salt on you. Mama Bay.

You, mom, B have a long face, crossing the road like a weasel.

A big fire killed your family and left you an orphan to live in the world.

How did you survive? I knew when I saw your toes dry.

You are the one who stinks in the bathroom in our backyard, aren't you?

It's nothing. As soon as you enter the hotel, you will strike the table and tell people.

The waiter brought me a small dish of fish-flavored shredded pork and a big bowl of rice.

Return the rice, you knock your mother.

That day, you rode the whole little mantis motorcycle on the avenue.

You run out of gas after riding halfway, so you carry it home.

You didn't scare your old lady sweeping the street, you thief.

You have to blow your sow to death.

You cried when you went to the zoo, the little gorilla in the zoo.

You are so scared that you can't stand still and your hands can't stand still.

Tell its mother when it's over.

Mom, why does this boy look so much like my long-lost cousin?

I gave you a Thomas spin on the spot.

As soon as you go to the zoo, all the animals lie prone on the top of the cage to see you.

Oh, my God, here comes an animal. You look like an alien.

I had two dollars in my pocket that day.

I have to go to the night market to buy two Jin of steamed stuffed buns with sticky beans and sauerkraut.

I bought a bag of raccoon crispy noodles, and there is one piece left. It's a new taste.

Back to Barbie Q is the smell of barbecue.

I heard it's nothing. Online dating still needs to be played.

I heard the other day that you cried because of five dollars.

You take that big pagoda, you think, that is my daughter-in-law.

A video tells you that the firewall in Internet cafes is different.

You are impatient with people, too Tell people which firewall is network management.

I want to peel it off. I want to see people.

I sat in that internet cafe for a while that day.

I will wait at the door when I go to the bathroom. I said, why hasn't anyone come out yet?

I kicked the door and sang a little song for myself.

I am a girl, a beautiful girl.

You look like an inhuman person.

Come out to wash your hands and watch people play.

You press here, press there, press here, press the little Buddha.

I think you're going to tear down the induced drama.

I don't know how to get down from the supermarket to the second floor.

The watchman slipped down from the ladder.

People give baskets to cars so that you can pull things. Just pout.

Well, how much does it cost for me to buy a basket?

The security guard didn't bother you with electric batons.

You look like Lei Feng. His brother's name is detonator, and your mother's name is Bao Lei.

Is your father's name laser bag?

Don't wear a dog skin hat and don't peel it.

Take a water gun. You have to care who wants two.

Look at you wearing a helmet, camouflage clothes and yellow rubber shoes.

From a distance, you look like the Flying Tigers.

I looked at it carefully. You charge.

Screwdrivers, wrenches, electric pen tongs and plastic bags.

There are many things hanging under it.

There are swords, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks in front, followed by baked wheat cakes, steamed bread, steamed bread and twisted dough.

You old smelly electrician

You have nothing to do, standing in the wind and rain with PHS.

My left hand can't reach my right hand.

Confucius said; Hit with bricks, don't play around! Press the head! Whether you die or not!

Buddha said; Bullshit! I am kind! Stop playing! A brick is dead! !

What does depression mean? Just hit more than 30 people, hugged a handful of hemp, stole a wallet, and my wife ran away with someone. I still smell sour porridge at home. As soon as my eyes turned, the ambulance went to the hospital and fell into the ditch!

Call names long ugly:

You are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

You look so fucking postmodern.

You look like a car accident.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Shit, you're so fucking easy to recognize.

Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

You are a white-collar worker ~ your whole family is white-collar!

Your whole family went up the mountain to fight tigers!

I'll dress you in a panda suit if you make any more noise!

MMD, I've never seen anything so archaeological.

The long flying sand and stones is amazing.

I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

It looks very sci-fi and abstract!

I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.

Your growth slows down the Internet, and your growth consumes too much memory.

You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I called myself a gangster once!

Brother, can you reduce the resolution on your face a little?

You are illegal!

International faces are universal.

I looked at him regretfully and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

You look very fauvism! !

Your appearance is very refreshing. !

You need to go back to the furnace and rebuild.

A pimple

Second, it does not sag.

Triangular chin

Four-hoofed frying

Abnormal facial features

Six (flow) self-insurance tycoons

Seven (bullying) the people.

Eight (tyrants) occupy beautiful women

Just (9) Who is who (the person you want to scold)

Very disgusting

A: "What are your plans?"

B: "I want to marry your grandmother to be your grandfather ~ have a son to be your father ~ let's go ~ grandson ~ ~!" "

Last night, I dreamed that you were chasing a pig. The pig knelt down and said to you, "We were born from the same root, so why bother?" .