Ipartment's classic quotations

1, Yifei: Never mind, failure is success.

2. Yifei: You are shameless, you are despicable, and you are unreliable!

3. Passerby: Now I feel dizzy. Who should I trust?

4. Zi Qiao: What keywords did you search for me?

5. Zhanbo: Here's the thing, Little Dragon Girl. It's his aunt.

6. Passerby: So I went to Ade to help me solve this problem.

7. Meijia: No! It is a hybrid of two creatures.

8. Meijia: I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

9. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, that is, very ugly!

10, passerby: A Hao secretly told another colleague Alin.

Passerby: I fell in love with my colleague A Zhi.

12, Xiao Bo: divorced for three years, son half a year old.

13, Zhanbo: amount. To be exact, there is no such thing as an uncle.

14, Passerby: Alin knows A Zhi's ex-girlfriend Allen very well.

15, Wan Yu: Why not just ask your sister?

16, Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

Passerby: Fortunately, Allen is in love with Ade now.

Passerby: But I didn't tell him.

19, xiaoxue: what's so good about movies? This is a delay.

Passerby: But my colleague Ade told me.

Passerby: A Hao promised not to tell anyone.

22. Guangu: Shall we watch a movie? I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

23, Meijia: After our research certification, it is a cockroach mouse!

24. Zhanbo: My sister is not always a girl!

25. Zhanbo: But I already have many mothers.

Passerby: I told my colleague A Hao.

27. Passerby: He is dating Alin now. Let me find Arlene.

Passerby: Ed told me that Allen and he had broken up.

29. Zi Qiao: Ten thousand is the same as one million, because I have no money!

30. Zhanbo: I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

3 1, Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you find a place to print money?

32. Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave all his brains to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife.

33. Wan Yu: Guan Gu, what you said about your period is not the same as what she said.

34. Ceng Xiaoxian: Hello. I am your new little saint and good friend.

35. Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

36. Fairy: You mean, it is a mouse, but its name is Xiao Qiang?

37. Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

Uncle P-Cha: Who called 1 10? Guangu: I ordered takeout.

39. Yifei: Beauty is in the eye of the lover, so what about beauty?

40. Zi Qiao: Where is your shamelessness, meanness and reliability?

4 1, Xiaoxian: I can't see that you still know. What exactly does it do? Zhang Wei: engraving.

42. Yifei (turning on the radio): Ceng Laoshi's program is about to start!

Sister Flash: You are nothing, because you have never been in my eyes.

44. Meijia: You ask me, I ask you! You are the only man in this room!

45. Meijia: My period came early to see me. My waist is sore and my stomach is uncomfortable.

46. Guan Gu (singing): Long Long, you are two years behind, and you will always be two years behind.

47. Zi Qiao: OK, OK, stop swearing. This is the battle for the president of the United States.

48. Yifei: Yes, I think so. Nonsense, it's none of my business that you are bored.

49. Guangu: I used to think that you people in China were very modest, but now I find that this is not the case.

50. Yifei: You agree. What's the name of the old man who put the monkey in the blast furnace?

5 1, Zhanbo: I want a treasure map. You give me a map, huh? Is this still a map of the world?

Passerby: But Alin told me: A Hao actually didn't say anything to him at all?

53. Fairy: Er, wait, wait, what is it? Cockroaches or rats?

54. Zhanbo: I want to give something to the girl. I wonder what girls like?

Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my head on money.

56. Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

57. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how can you forgive him?

Meijia: Ceng Laoshi, is there a toilet in your kitchen? Is there a stove in the toilet? .

59. Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

60. Meijia's multiplication formula is 7274 1838 Women's Day, Labor Day and Children's Day.

Ipartment's classic quotations

1, believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't dig it down!

My wife likes penguins very much, so we plan to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.

3. Compared with pigs, pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

I don't need any souvenirs, because you are all my memories.

5. Can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

6. People who love you will say things you don't want to hear, because they don't want you to get hurt.

7. I like him, but that is the past tense and life is the future tense.

8. Life is like a play, one is in love, the other is married and has children. This is normal.

9. When you do something right, no one will remember it; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

10, the difference between him and pigs is that pigs can't become people, but they become pigs from time to time.

1 1, I like to throw coins when I hesitate, because when the coins are thrown away, I find my choice.

12, I am responsible for your life. I am a person who is going to get married. I should be down-to-earth in the face of real life.

13. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

14, I'm in charge. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

15, if you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore alive.

16, don't trust women, gentle women often hide a violent heart.

17, when fate arrival, it is unnecessary to cater to everything deliberately.

18, God told you to wait for the right person, happiness at this moment, God's care and gratitude.

19, the most professional apology, pay attention to face to face, and express your apologies with your eyes.

20. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

2 1, the limit of human beings is created by a few people and cannot be generalized.

22. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

23. Guangu: Longlong, you have been two years, and you will be two years forever.

24. Men are candles. If they are not lit, they will not know how to cherish unless they are given a sense of crisis.

25. You are sheep tone. You ran away from the beginning. You can't run back, can you?

26. Love came quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other.

How can you say that he is crazy? Only if you have a brain.

28, love love, the upper part is taken from the abnormal change, and the lower part is taken from the abnormal state.

29. In class, it is always the teacher who tells the teacher that students are students and that people and ghosts are different. Need to communicate?

30. This is your new concept of love. You win, the earth is yours, and we are all Altman.

3 1, the most beautiful thing in love is not necessarily the end, and the journey together has passed a lifetime.

32. In our place, boys are interested in girls and will say leave a phone number!

You must call me tonight, or I will write your name on the tablet.

34. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major!

35. Every promising man always has an imaginary friend, which represents a certain need in a man's heart.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

37. The left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom, just like the strong wind in spring, when the night comes, the spring is full of flowers.

38. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe that still glows.

39. Talking orangutans are ten thousand times better than others. I insulted the word when I called you a coward.

40. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

4 1, this is the road to success, but it is still under construction, remember to wear a helmet.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we will dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

45, people floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you not get a knife. I'm Lv Ziqiao. Save my life with a trumpet.

46. Before I settle down and find the right life partner, I have to find myself first.

47. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life.

48. The word love is amazing. Taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.

49. Even if you can't have a permanent and beautiful love, it's good to have a diamond with permanent value!

I remember that I had written half before I fell asleep. I woke up and found that the first half was just a dream.

5 1, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

52. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can.

53. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because the homonym of sheep sleeping and sleeping should be counting jiaozi.

54. God makes you wait so that you can meet the right person. This moment of happiness is blessed by God.

55. In my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the fate between hearts.

I know you, and I don't want to force you. I know your nature is not bad, but you will be afraid.

57. People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

58. Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry in time. A hundred years is too long, we can't seize the day!

59. I am a stream, which keeps flowing forward, stream, stream, and never stops. .

60. Hey, Yifei, don't embarrass Zhang Wei. He can only guess the girl's mind. You are different!

Classic Quotations from ipartment

1. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

2, narcissism plus brain damage equals self-mutilation.

3. The so-called beauty is mostly the slave of cosmetics.

4, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw.

I smoke because I hurt my lungs, not because I am sad!

6. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

7. What's your situation? You can have at most one ID card.

8. A good dog is out of the way, but a roadblock is in the way.

9. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

10, slipped on the banana peel, and then trampled it.

1 1. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

12, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.

13, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future.

14, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.

15. There are caterpillars in the dish and iron wires in the vermicelli.

16, spring breeze blows over Lugu Lake, and autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou.

17, officials don't make decisions for the people, so it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.

18, three phrases: romance, waste, screaming.

19, it's not good to quarrel, so fight.

20, jump early and call it a day, die early and live early.

2 1, I never eat gum and I can't swallow it.

Nolan: Medical Ceng Xiaoxian: Chikenau.

23. God, I can't wash myself by jumping into the sea in Japan.

24, death is not terrible, terrible is waiting for death.

25. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

26. This is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

27. A big river is wide and the wind blows rice flowers on both sides.

28. A bird with no feet.

29. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

30. I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math after so many years.

3 1. There are caterpillars in vegetables and iron wires in vermicelli.

32. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

33, hahaha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!

34. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage.

35. earn tickets. Buy a house. Pick up girls This is a real man.

36, I really want to shoot your size 42 face with my size 38 shoes!

37. There are often traffic jams on the happy road, because there are too many people on the road.

38. don't worry Master, big brother will come to save us!

39. Don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it's robbed.

40. I wanted to win glory for the boys, but now it's really light.

4 1, when fate arrival, it is unnecessary to cater to everything deliberately.

42. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

43. My classmate's cousin's neighbor is in-laws with your brother-in-law's cousin!

44. The hustle and bustle of the world are all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal.

45. Can you hit such a high chassis? Are its legs longer than mine?

46. Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go.

47. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.

48. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

49. When I say salty, I don't mean the saints in Ceng Xiaoxian, but salted eggs.

I like him, but that is the past tense, and life is the future tense.

5 1, bet me it's not what you want, it's what I have.

52. Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

54. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

Audience friends, it's me, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian!

56. Guan Guan, how are you, my fair lady?

57. The noise in the world is all floating clouds, and the tranquility in the book is eternal. .

58. Guangu: Longlong, you still have two years, and you will always have two years.

59. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't get it off!

60. Do you think I am a liar? We intellectuals have moral integrity.

Three Classic Quotations of ipartment

1. Who is Hu Yidao?

2. Hard life needs no explanation!

3. Are you sure? Want it all?

What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

6. Your head and ass are upside down again.

7. I want to eat my stomach when I pull it.

8, you still pay attention to him, so abnormal.

9. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge!

10, I am not only calm now, but also my eggs hurt!

1 1, help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

What is your seat? I am made of meat.

13, visiting relatives, exploring, kissing.

14, I will spray you with salt and soda.

15, I can die in a dozen different ways.

16, you are a well!

17, God, I jumped into the sea in Japan, and I can't wash it off.

18, there are caterpillars in the dish and iron wires in the vermicelli.

19, I never eat chewing gum, and I can't swallow it.

20. If you want to live a good life, you must bring some green!

2 1, quarreling is bad behavior, just duel!

22, please, such an old film, you archaeology!

23. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

24. Where there is identity, there is identity card.

25. I'm Zeng Ge. I told you about that letter. I believe me.

26. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation?

27, death is not terrible, terrible is waiting for death.

28. It's always bad to quarrel. Why don't you call?

29. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

30. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.

3 1, the good man is me, I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

32. Bake the bullfrog with a heater.

When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

34. It is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes than to be an official.

35. Are you still wise? You are a personal name!

36. What's your status? You have an ID card.

37. Has the earth been peaceful in recent months?

38. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

Every time I find the key to success, the lock is changed.

40, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.

4 1, I'm Brother Zeng. I told you I believe in myself.

42. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

43, I am not a celebrity, I am a personal flow!

I smell adultery.

45. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

46, I am not a celebrity, I am a personal flow!

47. In real life, there are no rehearsals, but live broadcasts.

48. I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!

49. Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more.

As the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!

5 1. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

52. If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore!

53, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.

54. I went to your grandmother's banana peel shop. This product has a plug-in handle.

55. Amputation is a childless operation. This is called ligation.

56. I agree. I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

The price of pigs is rising these days. Why can't the price increase?

58. I wanted to win glory for boys, but now I'm really naked. .

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

60. I really didn't know on purpose. You can format me!

Classic Quotations from ipartment

1, if you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single.

Your head and ass are upside down again.

3. It's not terrible to die, but it's terrible to wait and die.

4, the kind that can't hit the bowl is the dish.

5. Don't drink cars when drinking, and don't drink cars when drinking.

6. Are there any academic requirements for blood test?

7. Bite your finger, or chew mine.

8. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

9. Hard life needs no explanation!

10. Now cook the raw rice into porridge. Are you satisfied?

1 1. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

12, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparking all the way.

13, is this a turning point? This is obviously a breaking point.

14, God, I jumped into the sea in Japan, and I can't wash it off.

15, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents.

16, I am really not a celebrity, I am a personal flow.

17, left eye jump, peach blossom, right eye jump, chrysanthemum blossom.

18, slipped on a banana peel and then trampled it.

19, what's the difference between you and direct reincarnation?

20, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw.

2 1, quarreling is always bad, why not just fight?

22. I want to announce a yellow thing to you.

23. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

24, rich second generation: wages can also pay car loans, mortgages, and second loans.

25. There are worms in vegetables and wires in the fan.

26. I will never bow to evil forces, and I will not do it if I kill you.

27, the salary is enough to repay the mortgage and car loan, and also the second loan!

28. He wanted to flirt with me at that time, so he didn't wear much.

29, well said, said a lot, I didn't understand.

30. The so-called wealth can't be immoral, the poor can't be moved, and the powerful can't be bent.

3 1, don't worry Teacher dad, big brother will come to save us!

Opportunities rained down on me, but I flashed by.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

34. If Conan were alive, he would be angry with Richard Moore.

35. (Erkang's voice) Last time I saw you for the first time in Wang.

Bet me, it's not what you want, it's what I have.

37. Do you think I am a liar? We intellectuals have integrity!

38. Guangu: Longlong, you still have two years, and you will always have two years.

39. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

40. Love is a cage, and the only way to reduce the sentence is to let go.

4 1, I'm in charge. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

42. When fate comes, all deliberate pandering is superfluous.

43. Guan Gu, what you said about your period is not the same as what she said.

44.is he in love? Ceng Xiaoxian: No, he has changed.

45. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

46. Meijia: I didn't expect you to be so sharp in math for so many years.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

48. I am a stream, which keeps flowing forward, stream, stream, and never stops.

49. My period came to see me early. My back is sore and my stomach is very uncomfortable.

How can you say that he is crazy? If you have a brain, too.

5 1, my advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

52. Your explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is the beginning of evil.

53. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, ask Brother Zeng to come back to life.

54. After going to the toilet, my right eyelid keeps jumping. As a result, I saw you after smoking the toilet.

You talk to them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?

56. I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is. .

57. You are sheep tone. You ran away from the beginning and never came back, did you?

58. I found the feeling of flowers and grass. Yifei: Just kill him.

59. There is a famous saying that flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

60. Yifei, you are amazing. Beating mice with bare hands is really better than Jet Li and Donnie Yen!

Classic Quotations from ipartment

1, Zhanbo: This is a wonderful work in the history of human industrial design.

2. Zi Qiao: We have a strong anti-terrorism awareness here.

3. Wan Yu: Master, are we far from downtown?

4. Yifei: Are you sure it's a whoosh, not a whoosh?

5. Meijia: Wait a minute. Say it first. okay. Who is five?

6. Guangu: Oh, write this down. Never too old to learn.

7. Guangu: Why is Cambodia called Cambodia?

8. Meijia: Did you really make a reservation? Please report your name in the newspaper.

9. Fairy: Are you sure you saw it clearly this time?

10, Meijia: Pursuing the peak feeling and creating a happy life.

1 1, Meijia: No! It is a hybrid of two creatures.

12, Meijia: Please, one thousand dollars can buy two trucks of garlic.

13, Meijia: Of course nobody cares about me anymore.

14, Meijia: OK! Then tell me first, who is five?

15, Zhanbo: Let's start with five portions of rape popcorn!

Zhanbo: Can you say anything besides Oh?

17, Guangu: My Chinese is not very good, please don't say idioms.

18, bus master: It wasn't far just now, but it's quite far now.

19, Xiaoxian: I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

20. Wan Yu: Uncle, your go-kart is so big.

2 1, Zi Qiao: We killed him severely. How about fifty-fifty?

22. Fairy: It is normal for men to have a few days every month.

23. Bus master: I can't afford a bus, so I'll be the matrix.

24. Fairy: That's ridiculous. How do mammals and insects blend together?

25. Yifei (turning on the radio): Is Ceng Laoshi's program about to start?

26. Fairy: You mean, it is a mouse, but its name is Xiao Qiang?

27. Meijia: Of course! It has a hard shell and six legs, just like a cockroach!

28, Zi Qiao: The purpose is only one word, fool him, confuse him and scare him!

29. Zhanbo: I said it was a treasure map, and you gave me a map. This is still a map of the world!

Uncle P-Cha: Who called 1 10? Guangu: I ordered takeout.

3 1, Yifei: There are many unreliable things on the Internet. Think about it, when the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods.

32. Psychologist: Another cuckold. Looks like your greening is good!

33. Meijia: European free couples, I have seen Hawaii waving to us!

34. Yifei: Oh, it's God's business to forgive him. My task is to send him to God!

35. Zi Qiao: Who said that fortune tellers must be blind? He is obviously a mute.

36. Meijia: Now that the well is in trouble, the state still advocates the South-to-North Water Transfer Project.

37. Zhanbo: Very good, down two points from last month!

38. Yifei: I didn't wake up during the day and didn't sleep at night. I bought a little red riding hood and mumbled all day.

39. Zhanbo: People affectionately use eight words to describe her. She is as quiet as a virgin and as active as a raving rabbit.

40. Zi Qiao: Sorry, I don't sell myself! No, I'm a busker, not a prostitute.

4 1, Yifei: Even if she is the daughter of an African cannibal chief, you can still handle it.

42. Meijia: I haven't heard an old saying. People who can only count money will eventually have no money to count.

43. Zhanbo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how can you forgive him?

44. Yifei: Yes, I think so. Nonsense, it's none of my business that you are bored.

45. Zhanbo: Today is the anniversary of our three-month stay in ipartment! No, the anniversary!

46. Yifei: A group of idiots talked with you for half a month before buying two or two melon seeds.

47. Zi Qiao: OK, OK, stop swearing. This is the battle for the president of the United States.

48. Guangu: Today, the teacher asked us to find an idiom to describe how happy a person is.

49. Xiaoxian: You can ask for a DNA test. Maybe there is Tang Wei's signature in the toilet seat!

50. Yifei: Forget it. The bad review rate is 98%. I just won the annual Golden Raspberry Award and the Store Award. What do you think of business?

5 1, Meijia: I have been harassed on the Internet before. Later, I found it important to choose a user name.

52. Meijia: 17 got 7,2748, Women's Day on March 8th, Labor Day on May 1st and Children's Day on June 1st.

53, bus master: pervert, you either swipe your card, or coin, or fuck off, screw what!

Wan Yu: What's your name on the ipartment website? I want to add you as my friend, but I can't find you.

55. Guan Gu: And he has the characteristics of a mouse, with gray hair and a long tail.

56. Wan Yu: Exactly. If it is not used in Tony Leung Chiu Wai, won't the buyer lose a lot? .

57. Zhanbo: I want a treasure map. You give me a map, huh? Is this still a map of the world?

Wan Yu: They asked me what my dream was, and I said, I want to own a small house.

59. Fairy: You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees!

60. Yifei: It's announced downstairs that pork prices have gone up all over the world. Do you want me to go to Mars to buy pork?