Kneeling: He Jiong, Li Xiang, Bing, He Jingjing, Pan Changjiang and the sketch (application) lines.

He Jiong: We set up the Happy Smile Company.

Li Xiang: That's right.

He Jiong: The purpose is to bring joy to everyone.

Li Xiang: Right.

He Jiong: Of course, the manager of this company is Xiang Xiang, who has the most economic mind and leadership spirit.

Li Xiang: What about our assistants and accountants? He is our Mr. Yang.

He Jiong: I am willing to serve you. Let me tell you the nature of our company, which is purely a service company.

Li Xiang: Of course.

He Jiong: The purpose is to make everyone laugh happily.

Li Xiang: Right.

He Jiong: At present, we are looking for an image spokesperson, and the treatment is absolutely favorable.

(refers to the wide board next to it)

Li Xiang: Sure, uh, how about it? Has anyone been here since this notice was posted?

He Jiong: Oh, the applicants really went to sea.

Li Xiang: Then please come in as soon as possible for the first applicant.

He Jiong: (looking around) Has the 1 arrived yet?

A: Here we go, here we go. ...

Candidate A, with a flute in his hand, He Jiong and Li Xiang winked at each other and said, Well ...

A: Look at my style.

He Jiong: It feels quite bloated.

Li Xiang: What's your name?

A: Just look at me. I call flowers in the matchmaker, or plum blossom for short.

Li Xiang: Hua Mu, I will stand with Hua Mu today. In that case ...

A: In that case, you will feel inferior!

Li Xiang: Why should I feel inferior? Okay, okay, I feel inferior. Tell you, where is your's confidence?

A: Because both men and women I arranged have a 100% success rate.

He Jiong: Wait a minute, Hua Mu. Our current task is not to fall in love, but …

A: That's because I have unique skills!

He Jiong: Oh ... can you smile for everyone's coming?

A: Of course, it not only brings laughter, but also couples all my friends who hear my music.

Li Xiang: Then show it to everyone.

(playing the flute)

A: (After blowing) How do you feel?

He Jiong: I like it.

Li Xiang: Do you like it ... What's the use? You're the assistant ... (pushes He Jiong forward)

What do you think of me?

Li Xiang: Although you are a little taller and fatter, this unique skill is not bad. Otherwise, Assistant He (looking at He Jiong), since you like it, please stay.

He Jiong: Don't worry. There are candidates behind. Decide first.

Li Xiang: OK, OK, let's have a rest next to it now, Hua Mu. Don't go far yet.

(1)

He Jiong: Next, the second song I heard was As Beautiful as Flowers.

Li Xiang: Beautiful as a flower, we need an image spokesperson to be beautiful.

He Jiong: Nice image, right? Second, second ... please come on stage.

(soldier dressed as grandma)

He Jiong: Also called beautiful flowers ... this ... this. ...

Li Xiang: Assistant He. ...

He Jiong: Is this a dried flower? this is ...

Li Xiang: Auntie, you are at the wrong door. ...

He Jiong: No, no, I know. Take your daughter ... take your daughter. You don't have to come up. Where's the daughter?

B: I didn't bring my daughter. I applied for the job myself.

Li Xiang: You are so old, but you still come to apply, and you still have flowers on your head. ...

I'm not happy to hear that. How old am I? What do I do when I eat at your house?

Li Xiang: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. ...

He Jiong: Don't be angry. Mainly the image spokesperson. It has certain requirements. Do you think you meet our requirements?

B: Of course, first of all, my yellow flower (touching the flower on my head) represents our girl's marriage.

Li Xiang: Oh? What is the situation of this yellow flower?

Yellow flower girl ...

Li Xiang: OK, OK, OK ... Do you have any unique skills to show?

B: There's no need to show anything. My grandma is our favorite grandma in Hunan (grandma uses Hunan dialect). I went out of Hunan for the whole country this Spring Festival. Can you believe it? Everyone knows my name is Liu Guixiang. (Applause) Now many people's cell phone rings are my voice. Let's lay the rhythm with me and get ready: Liu Guixiang, Liu Guixiang, Gui Xiang, Gui Xiang, Gui Xiang, Gui Xiang, Gui Xiang and Liu Guixiang.

Li Xiang: You are Liu Guixiang.

He Jiong: It's really attractive and popular. The audience supported her.

Li Xiang: Yes, it's a little old, but the audience likes it.

He Jiong: But you have to be skillful. You can't just know Liu Guixiang. ...

B: They are all my cantaloupes.

(Laughter).

Li Xiang: What else do you have?

B: Actually, I'm a woman, too. I have a dream since I was a child, that is, to hold a personal concert of my own works. Today, I want to present a new song "Two Mosquitoes" written by myself.

Li Xiang: Please.

B: Let's go ... (looking around) You don't have a heart attack or anything, do you? ...

Li Xiang: No, no ... in good health. ...

He Jiong: We have seen a lot. ...

B: Let's go.

Song: Honey, fly.

Look how fat the fat man in front is.

Honey, open your mouth.

The smell of fat people intoxicated us.

The two of us buzzed and flew around.

Fly to the fat man and have a good meal.

You want his face, I want his mouth.

Whoever is shot dead by him is unlucky.

Li Xiang: Assistant He, I think we can keep this Miss Gui Xiang.

He Jiong: I really think it's very distinctive, but don't worry, Miss Li, there are contestants behind us. ...

Li Xiang: Then what? ...

He Jiong: Let's decide this first, shall we?

B: It's natural for you two not to be with me.

Li Xiang: Don't go far ... You must bring it back to us and sign a contract. ...

He Jiong: At this rate, he won't get far ... I heard that the next No.3 is a handsome guy. We can't just have women, but also have male compatriots ... the third point. ...

(3)

He Jiong: You, the washing machine at home is quite powerful. Look at the serious shrinkage of these pants ... please introduce yourself to the intermediate station first.

C: You don't know. If you can't make yourself happy, wear cropped trousers.

Li Xiang: Then come and apply for a job with us. You see, the name of our company is Xiaoxiao, and the company has also changed. Our requirement is that the audience will laugh when they see you.

He Jiong: Can you do that?

C: Of course, you saw me smile, because Tinker Bell made an extraordinary appearance and even applauded in different ways.

Li Xiang: What's the difference?

C: Give me a hand. The audience stopped as soon as I raised my hand.

Li Xiang: Really? Then try it.

C: Get ready

(Applause stops)

Li Xiang: This audience is all your relatives. ...

He Jiong: Not again. ...

(Applause stops)

Li Xiang: This, this, this ... What else can you do?

C: I am a good singer. Can I sing if I want to? I joined Super Girl, but they didn't want me.

Li Xiang: Why?

Am I a man?

He Jiong: That's an unnecessary question ... Come on, you sing a song, and we'll have a super boy contest. Let me see if you are good enough.

C: My future is not a dream.

Song (surname) ...

Singing and dancing, I dance very well.

tap dance

He Jiong: This one has its own characteristics.

Li Xiang: Very distinctive, and I found his shoes so shiny. ...

He Jiong: We're all a little ashamed, aren't we ... It's pending, so we have to stay.

Li Xiang: Don't go far. We will sign the contract later ... I think it's good.

He Jiong: I'm telling you, today is really an eye-opener, but I heard that there is another romantic talent. I don't think there are many romantic talents in this era. Do you want to come up?

Li Xiang: Yes, yes, everyone is coming. ...

He Jiong: Number four, number four ... Please.

D: here I am ...

(d) Two people look around.

Li Xiang: Assistant He, why can't you hear his voice and see him?

He Jiong: Yes, you can't see anyone in normal sight.

Li Xiang: Yes, where is it?

He Jiong: Nobody.

D: You can see me if you collect the money as usual.

Li Xiang: Picking up money?

He Jiong: Oh, here it is ... Let's go.

D: If you don't let me be your image spokesperson, I believe the audience will not agree.

He Jiong: Let's ... introduce ourselves first. Who are you?

D: me? I am Tang Bohu, the first gifted scholar in China, and everyone loves me.

Li Xiang: Wow ... Assistant He, the ancients are here.

D: I'm not finished yet

Li Xiang: Come on.

D: Simon Pan, Tang Bohu's next-door neighbor.

Li Xiang: You're screwed. ... This ancient man is not fashionable. We are all very fashionable companies.

D: I'm telling you, at that time, singing opera should pay attention to clear articulation and pronunciation. It's different now. Now as long as you have a walnut in your mouth, the more unclear you are, the more you can sing.

Li Xiang: Who are you talking about?

He Jiong: You said that Jay Chou ... (covering her mouth, suddenly realizing) Jay Chou can't sing clearly. This is an art, can you learn it?

D: I have no problem. I'll give you a paragraph now, but I have one request.

Li Xiang: What are the requirements?

D: I'd better not offer flowers when I sing.

He Jiong: You think it's so beautiful. Our manager Li is always given flowers by others.

Li Xiang: Go, go ... I want to ask, why can't I send you flowers?

D: Because I have a characteristic, that is, when someone sends flowers, I forget my words on the spot.

Li Xiang: There are many questions ... Come on, please sing. ...

Listen ... listen to the music.

sing ...

He Jiong: OK?

Audience: OK. ...

He Jiong: This is the first time I have heard this version of nunchakus.

Li Xiang: That's right, and I think our spokesmen exist in ancient and modern times, so that business will be good.

He Jiong: Mr. Li, this is a dilemma. This is great. I can't bear to part with the first three. What should we do now?

You'd better keep me.

He Jiong: You and I will definitely stay.

Li Xiang; Wait a minute, let's discuss it.

(Two people get out of the way)

Li Xiang: We only have one fee for treating people. These three and four ... Oh, dear.

He Jiong: They came and said that as long as they can bring joy to the audience, they will get something for nothing!

Li Xiang: Really? Then we'll take them all, okay?

He Jiong: Really?

Li Xiang: Of course!

He Jiong: OK! Number one, number two and number three are all open. ...

(BBC)

Li Xiang: I have good news for you. Our No.1, No.2, No.3 and No.4 have all been hired as the image spokespersons of our Xiaoxiao company. ...

PS: There should be a little bit later, but it's not in the video, so I'll stop here. I hope it helps you. ...

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