Primary school Chinese

A road traffic advertisement - "If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking."

A new book advertisement - "The author of this book is a millionaire , unmarried, the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel!"

An advertisement for a car showroom - "Always let your driver's license expire before yourself."

A traffic safety advertisement——“Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but people do not.”

A cosmetics advertisement——“Get off early "Spots, please don't leave acne."

A washing machine advertisement - "A leisurely wife and a good mother!"

A sour juice advertisement - "A little farewell." It’s sour, but the joy of gathering is sweet.”

An advertisement for a printing company—“Printing everything except banknotes.”

An advertisement for a flower shop—“Today’s sales of our store. Roses are the cheapest, and you can even buy a few to give to your wife."

A beauty salon hangs a billboard: "Please do not flirt with the woman who just walked out of this hospital, she may be your grandmother. ”

The enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class said:

“If you find that you don’t like the course after taking the class, you can ask for a refund of your tuition fee, but It must be said in French."

An advertisement for a cosmetics company in Hong Kong reads: "Get rid of 'spots' early and avoid 'pimples'."

An American newspaper published this statement Advertisement:

"Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult man, behaves like a mature lady, works like a donkey!"

Eye drops advertisement: " After dropping this eye drop, move your eyes a few times, the eye drop will spread all over the world."

Advertisement on the tombstone

There is a tombstone in Scotland with the inscription: "Here lies his body. It was Hamish. McTivesey, whose grieving wife had inherited his prosperous business, a vegetable store on Highway 11, open until 8 p.m.

On the wall of a barber shop, there is this advertisement: "Don't think you have lost your hair, think you have gained face."

British Country Barber Shop A wooden sign was erected at the end of the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads."

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SINSTAR classic arrangement

The constant flow of warmth and coldness-----Yihuada Clothing

Taobao.com dig, dig, dig, dig. ..... If you like it

Baisha Group, my heart is flying

Dynamic zone, my territory, listen to me!

Li Ning, everything is possible!

Anta, I choose, I like it

According to Benshan, what is it?

Everyone on earth knows it

TCL Ace today Enter the future

I just like McDonald's

With KFC, life tastes good, and the delicious chicken is cooked in KFC. I am not satisfied and I am sucking my fingers aftertaste

Counter-Strike One shot changes a place

The fragrance of red rose cigarettes fills the world. Smoking is harmful to health

Beauty comes from the heart, and beauty comes from Maybelline

"Come to Marlboro World - perfection "(Marlboro cigarettes);

"A barking dog will never bite you." (Nutou brand cigarettes);

"For those who are addicted to smoking. Said, smoking Lucky Cards is a wise choice" (Lucky Cards);

"I'm really jealous of the cool state of men smoking cigarettes" (American Tobacco Company);

"A The choice of millions of people cannot be wrong" (Sparti cigarettes);

"Every time I smoke an 'Etidono', it is like experiencing a pleasant voyage" (Etidono) Novo cigars);

“Never betray your good partner” (Dutch cigars);

“Otherworldly, mellow and natural” (555 cigarettes);

"Plunge into a new realm of relaxation and mellowness" (Jian brand);

"Sigh at the American Winston and appreciate the American spirit" (Winston brand cigarettes);

"Camel cigarettes are also good for digestion" (Camel cigarettes);

"Smoking is not allowed, and Lianqiu cigarettes are no exception" (Global cigarettes).

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“With a snap of your fingers, you can show your true qualities as a general” (Jiangjun brand cigarettes from Jinan Cigarette Factory of Jiangjun Group)

“A cigarette after a meal makes you feel like a living god” (Shanghai Tobacco before liberation) ;

"Absolutely masculine" (Shishi brand cigarettes from Xiamen Cigarette Factory);

"Don't quit cigarettes, just quit smoking oil" (Taiwan Gentleman Cigarettes);

"Happiness adds to happiness, everyone is happy" (Double Happiness premium cigarettes);

A Dutch travel agency published an advertisement: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long." < /p>

A Swiss travel company warned on a billboard: "Go to the Alps quickly, there will be no mountains in 6,000 years!"

When a flower shop in Berlin opened Advertisement: "Send a few flowers to the woman you love - but please don't forget your wife."

On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement: "Don't think If you lose your hair, you should think you have gained face." And a rural barber shop wrote on the billboard in a threatening tone: "Gentlemen, I want your head!"

Dentist! A sign outside the clinic reads: "Please feel free to have your teeth filled. Even if he or she kisses you, he or she will not notice."

Printing factory advertisement: "Except for banknotes, we print everything. "

A billboard hangs at a gas station, saying: "If you are addicted to smoking, you can smoke here, but please leave your address so that your ashes can be sent to your family."

A certain milk factory published an advertisement in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 5214 weeks, you will live to be 100 years old!"

< p>There is a "Facial Expression Institute" in Chicago. Its enrollment advertisement says: "With us, you will learn to frown skillfully, so that people will feel that you are an honest person."

An advertisement for a water heater product: “Don’t just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in dire straits.

Wrigley chewing gum is as old as before and love is as good as the arrow (Wrigley chewing gum advertising slogan)

2. Riding has endless fun (a motorcycle advertising slogan)

3. 1. The name of the clothes is shocking (the slogan of a certain eye disease treatment device)

4. The name of the clothes is shocking (the slogan of a certain clothing)

5. If you don’t have a stomach, you won’t come (the slogan of a certain stomach medicine) < /p>

6. Be proud of drinking (a slogan for a certain drink)

7. Wine from heaven and earth (a slogan for a certain alcoholic beverage)

8. Eat the whole food and eat deliciously (a slogan for a certain drink) Hotel advertising slogan)

9. Coughing without delay (a certain cough medicine advertising slogan)

10. Leisure wife and loving mother (a washing machine advertising slogan)

11. Silently free of mosquitoes (a slogan for a certain mosquito killer)

12. No oral inflammation (a slogan for a certain toothpaste)

13. Baiyibaishun (a slogan for a certain famous brand clothing) < /p>

14. Invite people into the store (a banner of a high-end hotel)

15. A wise man confronts the enemy (Guqiao air-conditioning slogan)

16. A surprise at the end of the curtain New (Slogan for Asia Computer 3D Animation System)

17. It’s better to try and drink it than to know how good Fuller is (Slogan for Fuller Milk Powder)

18. Big petrochemicals and small petrochemicals (Slogan for Danshu Capsules)

19. Liushen has a master and a family without worries (Slogan for Liushen Special Effect Toilet Water)

20. Stomach problems are treated in Sifang (Sifang Stomach Tablets advertisement) (slogan)

21. China Telecom’s long-distance phone call slogan (slogan for long-distance calls)

22. Beauty - wash away all the dust you have collected along the way (slogan for a certain washing powder)

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23. If you have hemorrhoids, you don’t have to be old (advertising slogan of a certain hemorrhoid medicine)