Do you know any classic brain teasers?

1. Why do bats often hang upside down? Because it has gastroptosis. 2. A train takes 6 hours to arrive from point A to point B. Now it has traveled 3 hours. Where should the train be now? On the railroad tracks. 3. After breakfast, I took a big steamed bun to the toilet. Why was there only half of the steamed bun left when I came out? He forgot to bring toilet paper. 4. Why does everyone say that Xiao Mao eats human flesh without spitting out the bones? Because he ate a dough maker. 5. Why does my brother never stop when he encounters an intersection when driving a military vehicle? He used to drive a train. 6. Under what circumstances does one plus one definitely not equal two? A cup of water added to a pound of flour will only equal one piece of dough. 7. Why do vampires never drink fruit or vegetable juices? Afraid of that cross in "Juice." 8. The male crab drank because he was afraid of being blamed by his wife. He sprayed cologne on himself and rinsed his mouth before going home. However, before he even entered the house, his wife who was waiting at the door found him drunk again. ,Why? Because he walked back straight. 9. Abi is going to take the English test tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva at Fo Guang Shan answers all requests. He hurriedly went to the mountain to burn incense and pray to the Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the test tomorrow. But he still failed the English test the next day. Why? Because the Bodhisattva cannot understand English, he cannot make the crossing! 10. If a man encounters 10 lions on his way home, what will he become? Ten piles of lion poop. 11. What should you do when your girlfriend keeps pestering you for stars in the sky? Punch her hard and ask her if she wants the moon. 12. Which comes first, the dentist or the toothache? Toothworm 13. Cosmetics make a woman’s face beautiful, but who’s face becomes ugly? The Man Who Pays 14. Wang Jing is a polite person, but when does he not invite others in when someone knocks on the door? He is in the toilet 15. What is the most painful thing for birds? You cannot ascend to heaven after death. 16. Wang Jing took 100 yuan to the store and bought 75 yuan of stuff, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? He only gave the boss 80 yuan. 17. What kind of person wants as many children as possible? Children's product manufacturer 18. What is the last thing a person should do before death? Take your last breath 19. How big of a ship is needed to transport a 5-ton piece of wood from upstream to downstream? No need for a boat, just float. 20. A full passenger plane fell from a high altitude, but no one was injured. Why? All dead 21. Wang Jing, who graduated from junior high school, studied high school and university courses by himself. What is his education level? Arrogance 22. What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog? One is a prince and the other is a dog. 23. What is the difference between a flea and a lion? Ever seen fleas on a lion? 24. On January 1, 2000, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it was? Breathing 25. Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky? God knows 26. Under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers? Tiger is in love 27. What does tit for tat mean? Tooth extraction and denture 28. Wang Jing and Wang Jing died in a secret room. There was only a puddle of water and broken glass on the ground. May I ask the cause of their death? They are goldfish 29. What food is produced in the east, south, west and north? Melon 30. Wang Jing is ugly and has no money, but two handsome men fight to the death in order to marry her. Why? Whoever loses will marry her 31. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood? There are no inconveniences for male mosquitoes for several days. 32. What can a coward eat to make him brave? How Courageous 33. When does the dick feel the best? The boss is not here 34. Why did Guan Gong die so miserably? 35. Among the coins of the same value in 1992 and 1993, which one is heavier? More than "one" in 1993. 36. The second time the tortoise and the hare raced, the hare tried his best, but still lost. Why? The end is at sea 37. What is the thing that should not be seen in broad daylight? Film 38. What shakes, three becomes five, five becomes again? Fan 39. When a ferocious cat saw a mouse, it ran away. Why? Chase 40. Wang Jing and his wife have been married for more than ten years and have not given birth to a child, but they have children.

Why? Multiple twins 41. Three people hold an umbrella, and the umbrella is only as big as one person, but none of them got wet. Why? It didn’t rain 42. Wang Jing was twelve years old when he was in the first year of junior high school. Why was he still twelve years old when he was in the third year of junior high school? Only one day apart 43. There was a competition between a dog and a frog. Why did the dog win? Breaststroke not allowed 44. Wang Jing participated in the 100-person hula hoop competition and persisted until the last moment, but was disqualified from the championship. Why? Too fat and stuck 45. What parts does a pen consist of? Bamboo, Mao 46. Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words? The Appearance of the Phone 47. All of Wang Jing’s working friends have gone to sea, why doesn’t he? Afraid of drowning 48. The cruel king asked the honest Wang Jing to buy a hundred pigs, but Wang Jing only brought back ninety-nine pigs. Why? No need to answer! If you want to know the answer to this question, please leave a message! 49. There is a horror movie playing in the cinema, and the whole audience is screaming, but Xiaoying in the cinema is laughing. Why? She was watching a comedy in another cinema. 50. An eagle was flying in the air. Suddenly it started to rain and the eagle fell down. Why? It used its wings to cover the rain, so it fell down. 51. What is the best way to keep your eyes open for the longest time? Let that person die with his eyes open. 52. Apart from saving time and effort than stairs, what is the biggest advantage of elevators? What if the wrestling doesn’t go all the way? 53. Why do ants crawl on the sugar jar? Because the lid was not closed 54. The hungry wolf saw a lost lamb on the grassland. He jumped over and was about to have a meal. The lamb only said a word to it, and the wolf became obedient. Turning around and leaving, what on earth did the little sheep say? The little sheep pointed at a tiger gearing up in the grass behind him, and tremblingly told the big bad wolf, "It... came first!" 55. There was a fat man and a thin man walking together. The fat man was suddenly hit by a falling high-voltage wire. The fat man died. The thin man did not touch the fat man or the wire, but he also died. Why? Fried to death 56. Why are Japanese legs shorter? Because there are many earthquakes, short legs make the center of gravity more stable! 57. There is a man wearing a safety helmet with a fan tied underneath, an electric fan and a kettle in his hands, and skates on his feet. Where is he going? Psychiatric Hospital 58. There was a train traveling at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour. During the train, a passenger suddenly opened the door and ran out, but was not injured at all. Why? Because the passengers opened the doors of two carriages and ran out to another carriage! 59.What is the difference between tragedy and comedy? Comedies turn into tragedies when no one watches them. 60. Someone did all the good deeds in his life, but he was still struck to death by lightning. How could this happen? Accident. 61.Do cats have fleas? Cats only give birth to kittens. 62. Some people say that it is difficult to see penguins in the Arctic. Why? There are no penguins in the Arctic. 63. What’s wrong with sitting in the lobby with a toilet? bribetaker. 64. Who is keen on spending the money saved by the living on the dead? A filial son and a virtuous grandson. 65. When can people most feel that the earth is constantly rotating? When drunk. 66. Do you know the place you can only go to and never come back from? Hades. 67. If a warehouse storing what items catches fire, valuable items will not be lost? treasury. 68. What is a person’s lifelong event? die. 69. Why does Xiao Cong like to read in a room without lights? daytime. 70. Do you know a store that cannot hire “salespeople”? Shroud shop. 71.Why doesn’t Xinhua Bookstore sell books? I'm a foreigner. 72. What do you borrow that doesn’t need to be returned? Light. 73. People say to Adan that her clothes are unbuttoned, but she doesn’t care at all. Why is this? Not buttoned. 74. Three people walked down the street holding an umbrella, but they didn’t get wet. Why? It didn't rain. 75. Why can Lao Zhang brush his teeth and hum at the same time? Brush your dentures. 76. How many worms are the scariest to eat when eating an apple? Half a strip. 77. What will increase in size by half when it is turned upside down? 6. 78. What is something that belongs to you but others use it all the time? name. 79. Where do you always find happiness? dictionary. 80. What is the biggest difficulty in "grinding an iron pestle (rod) into a needle"? eye of a needle. 81 The higher the price of something, the easier it is to sell it? Scrap.

82. What kind of ball is getting bigger and bigger? Prickly pear. 83. Dad is filling the thermos bottle, and mom is filling the water to wash clothes. What does Xiao Cong want to do at this time? Pee. 84. Do you use chopsticks or a spoon when eating? Mouth. 85. What keeps rising but never falls? age. 86. What becomes more dirty the more you wash it? Clay figurines. 87. Xiao Cong fried a pot of red beans and soybeans, and then poured the beans on the plate. How to make the red beans and soybeans occupy one side of the plate? One of each. 88. What kind of "electricity" doesn't energize people? Congratulatory message. 89. What is the animal closest to humans? Lice. 90. There are several holes in the newly purchased woolen sweater. Why? How to wear it without holes. 91. What thing has no legs but can travel day and night? Clock 92. What has only one leg but travels to every corner of the house? broom. 93. What dances right after it dies? fallen leaves. 94What can carry a hundred bales of hay but not a grain of sand? river water. 95. What thing has no mouth but can make a sound, has no feet but can run to the end of the world, has no hands but can hit people with pain, and is gone before it appears? wind. 96. What white thing is put in the mouth and yellow thing is put in the soil? rice. 97. What has countless leaves but no roots? Book. 98. What runs around day and night but never leaves its bed? river water. 99. What cannot be used until it is broken? egg. 100. When something breaks, everyone applauds? world record. 101.What can be destroyed without being touched? promise. 102.Why do wedding rings symbolize eternity? It has no head and no tail. 103. What is the most unsociable person in the world? milestone. They never stand together. 104.What question do you have to answer “yes” to? "How do you pronounce y-e-s?" 105. Pandas are from China, koalas are from Australia, so where are wild wolves? Motorcycle shops across the country 106. Why do some people have three hands? Pickpocket 107. What kind of knife can be sharpened so that it will not hurt others, but will cause harm to yourself? Ice skate 108. Why do typhoons only happen in summer? Because they hibernate in winter 109. Why did the dinosaurs perish? Because it is called "the dragon that may perish" 110. Why is the giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so high, it has to use such a long neck to pick it up. 111. Which part of the earth’s surface is never illuminated by the sun? All, because the earth does not emit light, it can never reach the sun. 112. Why don’t the police hold umbrellas when it rains? If you are not afraid of bullets and bullets, are you still afraid of getting wet in the rain? 113. Two owls were chatting and one of them claimed that he could go out during the day without wearing sunglasses. Why? Because it was a blind owl. 114. A little bird accidentally flew into Kiss disco and suddenly fell down. What happened? The volume was so loud that it covered its ears with its wings and fell down. 115. Why does a paper airplane cost 100 million yuan? Because that piece of paper is a check for 100 million yuan. 116. Recruit A Guo: "Report to the squad leader! There is a fly in my soy milk." Why did the squad leader calmly tell him that there is no problem in drinking it? Because the spider in the steamed bun will get rid of the fly. 117. A person suffers from high blood pressure. The doctor said that as long as he doesn’t eat too much salt, he will be fine. But upon hearing this, he decides to move. Why? Because his family lives in a saltwater area.

118. Benben’s transcripts will only be issued on Monday. Why was he beaten by his father just because of his grades on Sunday night? His father is a teacher. 119.2 egrets sleep standing up. How many feet are they standing on the ground? One, (A row of egrets ascending into the sky) 120. The big bear went to the toilet at the most exciting moment in the movie. Why? He didn't go to the movies at all. 121. There is a person who has been facing an electric fan. Why is it still very hot? Because he blows on the electric fan with his mouth. 122. Maomao loves to doze off in class. How can I stop him from dozing off? End of get out of class 123. Why was it that the whole class was laughing at Xiaoqiang for being stupid the day before, but everyone no longer laughed at him the next day? Because he bought the refined version of Brain Teasers 124. Wangzi was waiting for the bus under the license plate. Several buses passed by one after another, but he stood motionless and did not get on the bus. Why? Because there was a hundred dollar bill under his feet, he had to wait until no one was around to pick it up again. 125. Life is not smooth, what should I do? Flatten it with an iron! 126. The two couples are standard beauties and handsome men. Why do they give birth to an ugly baby? The couple had full-body plastic surgery. 127. Is there anything more annoying than a wife refusing to go to the kitchen after marriage? My wife doesn’t know how to cook. 128. When an ugly woman goes for plastic surgery, why does the doctor say she doesn’t need plastic surgery at all? What she needs is to be reincarnated! 129. Ms. Wang has already given birth to two children. Why does everyone say that she does not want to be the mother of two children? She is a mother of three children. 130. Xiaozhen has not achieved much in her career, so why is she nicknamed a strong woman? She often "forces others to make things difficult" 131. Why is Rodin's sculpture "The Thinker" not wearing clothes? Because he is thinking about which one to wear! 132. Babies always cry loudly when they are born. Why? Because I saw that the nurse who delivered the baby was very beautiful, but I was too young! 133. Lao Zhao is a well-behaved person, why do you call him "old and uncultivated" at the same time? If you don't retire when you are old, you will prevent others from upgrading. 134. What kind of woman should a playboy match? The woman who is a "flower among flowers" 135. His father repeatedly warned Aniu, who was still in high school, never to set foot in a beef farm because there were things he shouldn't see there, but Aniu still peeked in to see what he would see. What to see? (Don’t think wrongly!) His dad 136. What is the most meaningful thing for 12 united mice to do? Bullying a Cat in Distress 137. Why do richer people have bigger coffins when they die? It's easy to "turn over" 138. Adults' hair is larger, children's hair is smaller, foreigners' hair is more hairy, and Chinese people's hair is less. In unit of hair, what are the hard and soft ones? Hand 139. Ahua asked Manman to sign, but Manman refused to sign. Why? Because Ah Hua asked him to sign in the spouse column of his ID card! 140. Suppose there is only the last man left on the earth. He is writing a suicide note at the table, and suddenly there is a knock on the door. It is not an alien, an animal, or sand. Who do you think is knocking on the door? It’s a woman. 141. Tiantian has touched a train traveling at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour with her body many times, but she didn’t suffer any damage. What’s going on? He was in the train carriage. 142. On the bus, an old gentleman was standing next to Xiao Ming. There were no empty seats around him. Xiao Ming was always very polite, but this time he had no intention of giving up his seat. Why? ? Xiao Ming is the driver. 143. A dog fell from a plane at an altitude of 10,000 meters, but did not fall to death. What happened here? The dog fell on the floor of the plane. 144. Pangpang and Liangliang are both third-year students. They usually walk at the same speed, but Pangpang always arrives at school 15 minutes later than Liangliang. Pangpang doesn’t stay or play. This is What's going on? They are not in the same school 145. Why is it better to have no money than to have money? So happy~ (As the saying goes, being poor is happy!) 146. What is the advantage of a short person compared to a tall person? Don’t be afraid of being crushed if the sky falls~ (Hehe~ There’s someone tall enough to hold it up) 147. Who was the fastest during the Three Kingdoms period? Cao Cao~ (As the saying goes: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrives) 148. When a cat competes with a tiger, why doesn’t the tiger dare? Catching mice~ (Who has ever seen a tiger catch a mouse?) 149. The thermometer fell off, what does it mean? The nails on the wall were not nailed firmly~ (It couldn’t be hung, so of course it fell down^-^) 150. How can you prevent a stone from sinking into the sea? put on

On the boat~ (Hey~ there are many answers to this question. This question is just a filler) 151. What do the masters who dare to "throw themselves into the river" but dare not "commit suicide" do? Bungee jumper~ (Why would he tie a rope to his leg if he dared to "commit suicide"?) 152. Why are there two fairly similar exhibitions, but the one with fewer exhibits has more expensive tickets? Rare things are more valuable 153. Someone bought a bottle of soda, opened the cap and found that there were no bubbles at all. He couldn't help but loudly asked the salesperson, "Why is there no air in the soda?" The salesperson said there was, but where was it? As soon as you drink it, you will feel angry. 154. Someone went to the bathhouse to take a bath. The first time the waiter looked down on him, threw him an old towel and left. After he took a bath, he dropped a gold coin, so he treated him as his second time. The second time he went there, the waiter was very attentive to him, but after washing him, he only took out a copper plate. Why was this? This time I gave you the money for the last bath, but the last time you gave me the money for this bath. 155. What kind of white rice can have three flavors? There are raw rice, cooked rice, and half-cooked rice. 156. Where is the birthplace of the Yellow River? Heaven, didn’t it say that the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky? 157. A pickpocket paid 50 pounds to ask a priest to bless him. What should the priest say to get the money without violating his conscience? The priest said: "If God punishes someone for being stolen, I hope God will accomplish his will through you." 158. Why do people use five fingers to grab something to eat when they are hungry? Because there are only five fingers on one hand. 159. The husband is the head of the family, why should he listen to his wife? Because the wife is the neck 160. In addition to serving his own wife, who has to serve other people’s wives? Because he has a daughter. 161. Mary broke a plate. What did her mother say when she went over and found that another plate was broken? Mom asked, how did you break it? 162. How should you do your homework so that there is only one mistake? Not doing your homework is your only mistake. 163. Why can’t you see Jesus’ father in the painting of the Virgin Mary holding the young Jesus? He was painting this painting at the time. 164. A man was on a business trip and couldn't go home right away because of something, so he wrote a letter to his wife. Why did his wife ask him to go home right away after reading the letter? Because of the illegible handwriting, his wife had to ask him to read the letter himself. 165. Jack forgot his wallet under his pillow in the morning. Why did he still feel worried even though he had an honest servant? Because the servant will give the wallet to his wife. 166. The husband said that he is not afraid of death for his wife, but why did the husband abandon his wife and run away when the big black bear appeared? Because it is not a dead bear (death = dead bear) 167. What are the benefits of buying an expensive ring for your wife? You can save money on buying gloves, haha, it seems like the gain outweighs the loss~ 168. What eggs are born alive? Idiot 169. Xiao Li spit on the ground and was fined 50 cents. He took out one yuan but the police had no money to change. What should he do now? Spit again 170. There were six wars in Spain in the fifteenth century. Which six wars were they? Second-rate? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 times 171. How many sides does a box have? Two sides: inside and outside 172. The fortune teller gave Xiao Li an envelope and told him not to open it unless there was something happy about it.

On the day of the blind date, Xiao Li opened the envelope and was shocked: "Why is it so effective!" What was written in the envelope? "You have something happy today!" 173. Which bird likes to dress up the most? Thrush 174.Which sea is the widest in the world? Cihai 175. If a museum caught fire and you could only save one piece of art, which one would you choose? The one closest to the door 176. Who is the most polite person to entertain guests? Hunchback 177. If you eat one of three apples, how many are left? Three (two outside the belly and one inside the belly) 1.78 million tons of giant ship leaves the port, where does it go? Shanghai 179. There is a company with a slogan on its door: "It all depends on everyone's love." What kind of company is this? Hat Factory 180. Where does one teach the secret to gaining weight? Chef training class 181. When you were playing cards, your wife asked you to go home. You said, "The car broke down and we can't come back!" Your wife believed it. Why? Because it was said on the phone. 182. Who, under what circumstances, truly reaps the consequences? The fruit shop owner offended all his customers. 183. I handed in a pledge to quit smoking and still smoked every day, but my wife was helpless. Why? The guarantee letter says: "I will quit smoking tomorrow." 184. The baby is not sick, but his mother is clamoring to take him to the hospital. Why? The baby is about to be born. 185. Which tooth grows last in humans? Dentures 186. A triangle has three angles, a hexagon has six angles, and how many angles does a circle have? There are ten angles in a circle 187. What kind of army is the "notional" army? Air Force 188. What is the first impression that a mute gives people? Deep 189. Apart from nails and hair, Achang has never suffered any stab wounds on any other part of his body. Do you believe it? WHY? Impossible, because the umbilical cord was cut when he was born. 190. What kind of ladder can only be climbed down but not up? Slide 191. How can you get double the rest? Dreaming that I am sleeping 192Why are all Buddhists said to be concentrated in the north? Namo Amitabha 193 Who is taboo with the polite phrase "take care of me"? Photo Studio Owner 194. What is something you really want to know, but would regret seeing it? Answer 195. What music do soldiers like to listen to the most? Bugle 196. What happens after a person is beheaded? Got shorter